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DM 001 Newsletter
DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/22/2024 Duedate: 05/04/2024
MORDANT ARENA
DM 1 TURN 1010
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLACK CHALICE
BLACK MONASTARY (243)
(1-10018) [18-8-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLACK CHALICE LAURA
BLACK MONASTARY (243) ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)
(1-10018) [18-8-0,127] (1-6248) [5-3-0,66]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
RUNALONG RUNALONG
HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
(1-9999) [15-33-0,81] (1-9999) [15-33-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CARE LESS BEARS (267)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SIMPLY DESSERTS (720) 57
2. BLACK MONASTARY (243) 34 POINT GUARDS (620)
3. CHECK YO SELF (724) 31 Unchartered Team
4. BLACK OUTPOST (252) 30
5. BLACK ARMADA (236) 26 CHECK YO SELF (724)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*CHECK YO SELF (724) 4 0 2 100. 1/ 1 CARE LESS BEARS (267) 11 4 0
2/ 1 POINT GUARDS (620) 9 3 0 75.0 2/ 2 HOT RODS (297) 9 2 0
3/ 2 MADNESS 2 II (712) 17 7 0 70.8 3/ 6 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720) 8 2 0
4/ 3 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720) 85 46 3 64.9 4/ 3 BLACK MONASTARY (243) 6 5 0
5/ 4 BLACK MONASTARY (243) 83 61 7 57.6 5/ 5*ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446) 6 9 2
6/ 5 CARE LESS BEARS (267) 706 552 34 56.1 6/10 BLACK OUTPOST (252) 4 4 0
7/ 6 HOT RODS (297) 139 118 4 54.1 7/ 4 BLACK ARMADA (236) 4 10 0
8/ 7 BLACK ARMADA (236) 36 38 2 48.6 8/ 7 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 4 11 1
9/ 8 RAT PAK (155) 124 138 11 47.3 9/13 BLACK PANTHEON (299) 3 4 1
10/ 9 BLACK OUTPOST (252) 34 40 1 45.9 10/ 0*CHECK YO SELF (724) 2 0 1
11/10 EXORCISE THIS (710) 52 63 5 45.2 11/ 8 POINT GUARDS (620) 2 1 0
12/12 BLACK PANTHEON (299) 52 64 3 44.8 12/ 9 MADNESS 2 II (712) 2 1 0
13-11 THE BLACK EXPRESS (241) 38 47 4 44.7 13/11 EXORCISE THIS (710) 0 3 0
14/13 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) 945 1521 27 38.3 14/14 RAT PAK (155) 0 2 0
15/14*ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446) 13 27 3 32.5 15-12 THE BLACK EXPRESS (241) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Spymaster's Report DM-1, Turn 1010
(Amathus is in his usual motley, though soaking wet in the dark, rainy Mordant day.)
It is hard times indeed to be bringing the news of MORDANT's arena in the pouring
rain! But my words, like blood, flow onto both wet and dry sand alike, piercing as
always the veil of both mortality and good taste!
So let us begin the downpour of drama!
We begin at the end, of Death and its many repurcussions! We see again that the CARE
LESS BEARS were rebuffed in their efforts to avenge the fallen BAGPIPE BEAR, leaving
SAUNA WEATHER in the smug satisfaction of an unavenged kill. We see again that the 40
fight (!) differential between AUTOCRAT BEAR and the HOMICIDAL MANIAC was too much for
the dictatorial ursine to overcome. A light golf clap ensued as AUTOCRAT BEAR
collected his skills at the door and lived to tell the tale, this time...
Following the battle of vengeance, with an Isle invitation in her pocket, bold
S(L)ASHA strode onto the sands, secure in her immortality -- which was just as well,
as in her final battle she was unseated by BLACK CHALICE and his well-placed blunt
force object. I must give the dark monk his due, for his Title was earned indeed. He
was so thrilled at his victory, he flagellated himself three *extra* times yesterday
evening! Now that, my lords and ladies, is *dedication*, and was rewarded with an
invitation to Talhaya for BLACK CHALICE!
Later this cycle, with a suitably wet plop MUD PIE sent BLACK BONE to defeat and a
cursory check up from the neck up at the infirmary. A little different when you're
the one *receiving* the challenge, eh, BLACK BONE? And yet others seemingly could not
escape fate, as the hapless ALBINO discovered on his third consecutive loss, this time
to CANNOLI, whose SIMPLY DESSERTS slide up the rankings with a solid 8-2 outing over
the last three cycles! One hopes ALBINO finds a bed, sunscreen, and a kind infirmary
nurse as he recovers once more.
Falling down the rankings like... a sinking ship in a maelstrom... is the fighting
stable of BLACK ARMADA, whose descent is mirrored in the continued stalwart
performance of FLEET CAPTAIN, whose bowels promptly evacuated when presented with the
sudden surges of doughty COOKIE DOUGH. One hopes a suitable emetic is found for the
normally sturdy seaman.
Like a shart of exceptional moisture, crowd favorite BENO continues to astound and
confound -- this time at the expense of his own stable, as he met a superior foe in
the form of BLACK MYSTIC, who divined the way to victory was, surprisingly, upwind.
Rumor has it nose plug sales went through the roof prior to the battle's start!
And SPEAKING of smells, I bring you now the news of death. While the lich sent *FIVE*
warriors to their untimely end at the hands of the ARENAMASTER, DARK CHAMPION, and the
like, others of old MORDANT died the old-fashioned way -- at the end of a pointy
weapon aimed at them by a fellow gladiator. But the undead managers' had a skeletal
hand on each arena death, on either end as it were. The odiferous LIMBERGER BEAR
caught the feedback of A BIT OF REVERB's pointy-ness, and is now stinking up a shallow
grave made only slightly less BEAR-able (Groan) by the constant rain this cycle. May
his ripe, rotting carcass be washed downstream with all due haste!
We also see that perky (and nearly winless) SUZI of ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA was expelled
from the sorority of Life by BLACK DEITY, no doubt after pulling an all-nighter. Were
poppers involved, or an ill-advised beer pong game with Ahringol's Avatar? Either
way, she'll be missing this year's Red Dress gala, ladies. They say hell hath no fury
like a college girl scorned, BLACK DEITY!
(Amathus coughs and sneezes loudly in the rain, and continues ...)
Some warriors die in the arena; others in the anonymity of a forgotten retirement; and
still others meet their fate in distant tournaments, never to return to the welcoming
bosom of this Mother Arena. So I must report that LAY THEM DOWN of CHECK YO SELF and
KNIGHT OF AVALON of THE BLACK EXPRESS shed their mortal coils (each other's, not their
own, in strange twist of fate) and passed on to the next plane of existence, drug out
of the Grand Tournament feet-first in ignominy. As the animate said ... 'these
moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.' And so let these tears be washed
away in the torrent of life's moments.
As for MORDANT's Grand Tourney Stylemasters, I will name them both now: BOSOMY
GOLDMINE, top Primus Total Parry! She's got huuuge... tracts of land, I hear! RUN's
HOUSE, top Eligibles Bachelor! Err, Basher! Let us slap our wet hands together in
earnest appreciation for these bravoes, who seem destined to unite it immortal,
blissful battle.
And so with a sore throat and impending fever I bid leave to depart this dank place
for the warmth of a hearth and sturdy liquor. I'll have to switch to cooking sherry,
I'm told, as MORDANT's still-losing slashers have for the second cycle in a row
emptied the taverns of the good stuff in their continued misery of defeat.
-- Amathus the Wet
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLACK CHALICE 10018 BA 18 8 0 127 BLACK MONASTARY (243)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MUD PIE 10141 BA 17 10 1 109 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
CANNOLI 10142 LU 18 9 0 103 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
SAUNA WEATHER 10016 LU 17 28 2 96 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) *
BLACK BONE 4430 WS 21 13 0 93 HOT RODS (297)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALBINO 9960 WS 15 32 3 90 EXORCISE THIS (710)
HARDHEADED 10119 TP 18 4 0 86 HOT RODS (297)
GERIATRIC BEAR 10150 LU 11 3 0 85 CARE LESS BEARS (267) *
COOKIE DOUGH 10136 PL 14 9 0 82 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
RUNALONG 9999 SL 15 33 0 81 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
BLACK MYSTIC 5685 PL 16 10 0 80 BLACK PANTHEON (299)
HUSSY BUG 10050 SL 16 21 0 69 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAURA 6248 TP 5 3 0 66 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)
BENO 8480 TP 9 3 0 64 POINT GUARDS (620)
PIPELAYER 10176 SL 5 2 0 64 HOT RODS (297)
COLONOSCOPY BEAR 10161 ST 7 1 0 62 CARE LESS BEARS (267)
DAUGHTER BEAR 10022 PR 8 34 0 58 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121)
FLEET CAPTAIN 10110 LU 6 5 0 58 BLACK ARMADA (236)
SLEEPING GOD 10102 AB 12 5 0 57 BLACK ARMADA (236)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ADMIRAL BECKETT 10108 LU 9 2 1 56 BLACK ARMADA (236) *
BLACK RITE 10163 8 3 1 56 BLACK MONASTARY (243) ???
HUNDINGSBANA 2938 7 5 0 45 BLACK OUTPOST (252) [SL-ST-WS]
BLACK VESPERS 10144 LU 7 8 2 38 BLACK MONASTARY (243) *
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RATINTHEKITCHEN 9986 AB 4 8 0 33 RAT PAK (155)
SWEAR BEAR 10184 7 0 0 32 CARE LESS BEARS (267) [SL-TP]
SCALPEL 2941 8 3 0 30 BLACK OUTPOST (252) [SL-WS]
A BIT OF REVERB 10193 ST 2 0 2 28 CHECK YO SELF (724)
BRITTLE 10216 2 0 0 27 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720) [SL-ST-TP-WS]
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLACK DEITY 6306 4 0 1 25 BLACK PANTHEON (299) [LU-SL-WS]
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AUTOCRAT BEAR 10204 2 2 0 23 CARE LESS BEARS (267) [LU-SL]
IT'S COMPLICATED 10133 SL 1 19 0 22 HOMICIDAL MANIACS (121) *
TRIFLE 10199 2 1 0 21 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720) [SL-ST]
KATHY 10181 4 3 2 19 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446) [BA-SL-ST]
SINGING GUY LOVE 10192 1 0 0 19 CHECK YO SELF (724) [AB-SL-ST-TP-WS]
LILLY 10182 LU 3 4 1 15 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)
BLACK DOVE 6157 2 4 1 11 BLACK PANTHEON (299) [LU-SL-ST]
LAURA ANN 6250 BA 0 8 0 8 ALPHA ALPHA ALPHA (446)
THE BLUE PILL 10211 1 1 0 4 HOT RODS (297) [BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SUZI 10183 1 6 0 ALPHA ALPHA ALPH 446 BLACK DEITY 6306 1010
DARK SEA 1 10226 0 1 0 BLACK ARMADA 236 ARENAMASTER KAKA 1010 NONE
DARK SEA 2 10227 0 1 0 BLACK ARMADA 236 UNDEAD WARRIOR 1010 NONE
DARK MONK 2 10228 0 1 0 BLACK MONASTARY 243 DARK CHAMPION 1010 NONE
DARK SENTRY 1 10224 0 1 0 BLACK OUTPOST 252 THE AMAZON 1010 NONE
DARK SENTRY 2 10225 0 1 0 BLACK OUTPOST 252 THE AMAZON 1010 NONE
BAGPIPE BEAR 10118 6 2 0 CARE LESS BEARS 267 SAUNA WEATHER 10016 1008
LIMBURGER BEAR 10218 1 1 0 CARE LESS BEARS 267 A BIT OF REVERB 10193 1010
ALLEY-RAT 5039 2 3 0 RAT PAK 155 A BIT OF REVERB 10193 1006 NONE
BLONDIE 10148 9 5 0 SIMPLY DESSERTS 720 ALBINO 9960 1007 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARK MONK 2 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK SEA 2 was butchered by UNDEAD WARRIOR in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
DARK SEA 1 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER KAKAR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DARK SENTRY 2 was slain by THE AMAZON in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DARK SENTRY 1 was butchered by THE AMAZON in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
AUTOCRAT BEAR was subdued by SAUNA WEATHER in a 2 minute Bloodfeud competition.
MUD PIE won victory over BLACK BONE in a exciting 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
CANNOLI devastated ALBINO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HARDHEADED unbelievably bested RUNALONG in a 4 minute expert's Challenge melee.
TRIFLE overpowered BLACK DOVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BRITTLE overpowered LAURA ANN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SASHA was handily defeated by BLACK CHALICE in a 1 minute one-sided Title bout.
BENO was viciously subdued by BLACK MYSTIC in a exciting 2 minute master's conflict.
COOKIE DOUGH devastated FLEET CAPTAIN in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
HUSSY BUG was handily defeated by GERIATRIC BEAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAUGHTER BEAR was overpowered by PIPELAYER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
LAURA overpowered BLACK VESPERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched brawl.
RATINTHEKITCHEN was overpowered by COLONOSCOPY BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACK RITE overpowered CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUNDINGSBANA overpowered KATHY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
SLEEPING GOD overpowered LIEUTENANT WOREL in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ADMIRAL BECKETT overpowered CAERAN SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SCALPEL overcame IT'S COMPLICATED in a 3 minute contest.
SWEAR BEAR defeated LILLY in a 2 minute match.
SUZI was slain by BLACK DEITY in a 2 minute fight.
A BIT OF REVERB slaughtered LIMBURGER BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE BLUE PILL was vanquished by SINGING GUY LOVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 8 - 0 81 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 13 - 4 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 13 - 2 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 22 - 4 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 35 - 3 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 35 - 53 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 11 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 1010 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 7 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK BLACK CHALICE 10018 18 8 0 127 BLACK MONASTARY (243)
LUNGING ATTACK CANNOLI 10142 18 9 0 103 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK BONE 4430 21 13 0 93 HOT RODS (297)
TOTAL PARRY HARDHEADED 10119 18 4 0 86 HOT RODS (297)
PARRY-LUNGE COOKIE DOUGH 10136 14 9 0 82 SIMPLY DESSERTS (720)
SLASHING ATTACK PIPELAYER 10176 5 2 0 64 HOT RODS (297)
STRIKING ATTACK COLONOSCOPY BEAR 10161 7 1 0 62 CARE LESS BEARS (267)
AIMED BLOW SLEEPING GOD 10102 12 5 0 57 BLACK ARMADA (236)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RUNALONG 9999. The most popular warrior this turn
was RUNALONG 9999. The ten other most popular fighters were MUD PIE 10141, BLACK
MYSTIC 5685, BLACK VESPERS 10144, BLACK CHALICE 10018, COOKIE DOUGH 10136, SLEEPING
GOD 10102, SCALPEL 2941, IT'S COMPLICATED 10133, AUTOCRAT BEAR 10204, and CANNOLI
10142.
The least popular fighter this week was THE BLUE PILL 10211. The other ten least
popular fighters were LIMBURGER BEAR 10218, RATINTHEKITCHEN 9986, DAUGHTER BEAR
10022, HUSSY BUG 10050, LAURA ANN 6250, BLACK DOVE 6157, ALBINO 9960, DARK SENTRY 1
10224, DARK SEA 1 10226, and A BIT OF REVERB 10193.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BLACK CHALICE (1-10018) BLACK MONASTARY (243)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
SASHA (1-9985) MADNESS 2 II (712)