DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/12/2023    Duedate: 01/25/2023

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-961

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TRUFFLE ASIAGO FRIES
SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)
(19-6109) [4-0-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHEEP READER                   TRUFFLE ASIAGO FRIES
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)
(19-5998) [11-19-0,52]         (19-6109) [4-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHEEP READER                   DISAPPOINTMENT
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)
(19-5998) [11-19-0,52]         (19-6107) [4-1-1,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)     39
2. DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)       27      HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)
3. LITERARY LADIES (515)       25      Unchartered Team
4. CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)      19
5. HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)     19      LITERARY LADIES (515)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*MY HEAVY MEDDLE (514)     11   2  1 84.6   1/ 1*CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    7  8 1
 2/ 0 HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)   53  16  3 76.8   2/ 3*DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     7  8 0
 3/ 3 ORION (488)               12  11  0 52.2   3/ 2*LITERARY LADIES (515)     5  1 0
 4/ 4*LITERARY LADIES (515)      9   9  2 50.0   4/ 4*SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)   3  4 0
 5/ 1*SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)    4   4  0 50.0   5/ 6 ORION (488)               2  3 0
 6- 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) %1095 %1293 33 45.9   6/ 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  2  7 0
 7/ 7*DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     11  14  0 44.0   7/ 0 HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)   1  0 0
 8/ 6*CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)    15  20  2 42.9   8- 5*MY HEAVY MEDDLE (514)     1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZUWAYZA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
CLEOPATRA?  LITERARY LADIES' proud of her after beating SHEEP READER and getting 20 
points.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think TRUFFLE ASIAGO 
FRIES should let VETERAN MERCENARY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of LITERARY LADIES must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what 
DEMONIC CHILI'S' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from 
LITERARY LADIES, that's fer sher.  Can CHOCOLATE DUNKEL's IKILLU be more popular than 
me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was 
holding my breath when I found out IKILLU challenged HOT LIPS.  After all, haven't 
CHOCOLATE DUNKEL and DEMONIC CHILI'S had a long standing duel in ZUWAYZA?  It wasn't 
a spectacular fight, or anything, but HOT LIPS wants me to write about it since she 
beat IKILLU.  Satisfied?  GAWDLY must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair 
fights.  It challenged NOPE HOPE.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they 
tell me.) I thought GAWDLY showed great skill and promise when it lost to NOPE HOPE.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  SATAN'S SPIT really fought hard against 
UNSURE.  That'll teach CHOCOLATE DUNKEL not to go and kill any of DEMONIC CHILI'S' 
guys again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from 
you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUFFLE ASIAGO FRIES 6109 LU  4   0  0    66       SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAU ORIONIS 5745          AB  5   1  0    99       ORION (488)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CACAO NIB 6094            LU  5   2  0    60       CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHEEP READER 5998         ST 11  19  0    52       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 CLEOPATRA 6089            BA  4   1  0    44       LITERARY LADIES (515)
 BETELGEUSE 6034           AB  7   2  0    41       ORION (488)
-DRUG DEALER D&D  6062 AB      7   2  0    38       MY HEAVY MEDDLE (514)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT LIPS 6119             SL  3   0  0    33       DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
-JANE EYRE 6070            ST  3   0  1    31       LITERARY LADIES (515)
 DISAPPOINTMENT 6107       PL  4   1  1    28       CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)                   *
 THE WEEK 6041             SL  6   9  0    27       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 JUST YESTERDAY 6095       AB  4   3  0    26       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-RINGO 5926                    4   0  0    25       HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)                  ???

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEART HATES UGGOS 6061    WS  4   0  1    23       MY HEAVY MEDDLE (514)                    *
 SATAN'S SPIT 6096         ST  3   2  0    22       DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)                    *
 NOPE HOPE 6099            BA  2   3  0    20       DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)
-WONDER WOMAN 6071         BA  1   1  1    19       LITERARY LADIES (515)                    *
 SLOWHAND 5929             WS  1   0  0    19       HIPPIES FROM HELL (181)
 JAY-LAPENO 6097               2   3  0    17       DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)                    [BA-PL-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 UNSURE 6093               AB  3   4  1    14       CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)
 GAWDLY 6091               BA  2   5  0    11       CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)                   *
 IKILLU 6090               ST  1   6  0     9       CHOCOLATE DUNKEL (517)
-NANCY DREW 6072           ST  1   3  0     6       LITERARY LADIES (515)
 REFRIED BEAN 6121             0   1  0     1       DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)                    [PL-PS-SL-ST-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BUTT BURNER 6098        0  1 0 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518  DISAPPOINTMENT 6107   957  REVENGED
HOT SAUCE 6100          1  3 0 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518  UNSURE 6093           960  JUST REVENGED
HU'HOTT 6114            0  1 0 DEMONIC CHILI'S 518  JANE EYRE 6070        958   
LOLITA 6073             0  3 0 LITERARY LADIES 515  HIGH ELF              961  NONE
FALLING STAR 6117       0  1 0 ORION 488            BLACK ORC             961  NONE
A 6108                  0  1 0 SATAN'S FAST FOO 520 MOUNTAIN TROLL        961  NONE
B 6112                  0  1 0 SATAN'S FAST FOO 520 ARENAMASTER XHUR      961  NONE
C 6111                  0  1 0 SATAN'S FAST FOO 520 BANDIT PRINCE         961  NONE
D 6110                  0  1 0 SATAN'S FAST FOO 520 STONE GOLEM           961  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sorry, the Literary gals are mostly packing up their books and heading to Tempe for 
some book readings. They may be fighting minimally in the arena for a short while. -- 
Publisher

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOLITA was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FALLING STAR was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
A was put to death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
B was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER XHURGJ in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
C was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
D was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SATAN'S SPIT devastated UNSURE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
JAY-LAPENO was savagely defeated by DISAPPOINTMENT in a 3 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
IKILLU was handily defeated by HOT LIPS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GAWDLY was vanquished by NOPE HOPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRUFFLE ASIAGO FRIES viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute Title fight.
SHEEP READER was viciously subdued by CLEOPATRA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CACAO NIB overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
THE WEEK was devastated by BETELGEUSE in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
JUST YESTERDAY subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute brawl.
SLOWHAND savagely defeated REFRIED BEAN in a 5 minute bloody conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  18 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  22 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 961 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TRUFFLE ASIAGO FRIES 6109   4   0  0   66 SATAN'S FAST FOOD (520)
BASHING ATTACK   CLEOPATRA 6089              4   1  0   44 LITERARY LADIES (515)
AIMED BLOW       BETELGEUSE 6034             7   2  0   41 ORION (488)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHEEP READER 5998.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DISAPPOINTMENT 6107.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRUFFLE 
ASIAGO FRIES 6109, CLEOPATRA 6089, CACAO NIB 6094, JUST YESTERDAY 6095, A 6108, 
SATAN'S SPIT 6096, JAY-LAPENO 6097, NOPE HOPE 6099, BETELGEUSE 6034, and SLOWHAND 
5929.

The least popular fighter this week was REFRIED BEAN 6121.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE WEEK 6041, GAWDLY 6091, IKILLU 6090, UNSURE 6093, D 6110, C 
6111, B 6112, FALLING STAR 6117, LOLITA 6073, and SHEEP READER 5998.