DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/03/2019    Duedate: 07/16/2019

LAPUR ARENA

DM-29    TURN-867

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CALL IT A SLAY
ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
(29-6275) [12-9-2,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CALL IT A SLAY                 POSITION IS EMPTY
ALMOST EXACTLY (20)            
(29-6275) [12-9-2,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MUDSLINGER                     AND WHAT SNOT
CARDOW HUNTERS (359)           ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
(29-6218) [20-26-0,86]         (29-6301) [10-3-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ALMOST EXACTLY (20)         67
2. CARDOW HUNTERS (359)       -19      ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       TOO LEGIT TO QUIT (351)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      576 431 35 57.2   1/ 1 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)      11  1 1
 2/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)     999 %1280 22 43.8   2/ 2 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)      6  9 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome LAPUR.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have I 
fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with AND WHAT SNOT?  
He actually beat CARDOW HUNTERS' MANY HORSES, and walked away with 30 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at CARDOW HUNTERS.  DANCING CAT lost 10 points to 
DEADLY ASSASSIN.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe DANCING CAT will provide more 
easy wins...  Try as he might, MUDSLINGER wasn't good enough at persuading CALL IT A 
SLAY to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  Advice to fighters with a 1 
will--give up fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, FEELING GROOVY!  The 
bums at ALMOST EXACTLY couldn't face the challenges from FEELING GROOVY!  No excuse 
for that!   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Death is no stranger to a warrior.  CARDOW HUNTERS' 
MANY HORSES led a good life before leaving LAPUR.  Many would be proud to leave 
behind a 13-8-0.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young 
rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. 
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALL IT A SLAY 6275       WS 12   9  2   114       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AND WHAT SNOT 6301        LU 10   3  1    89       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
 MUDSLINGER 6218           BA 20  26  0    86       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)                     *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING CAT 6302          ST  9   4  0    59       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO PAIN NO PAIN 6323      LU  4   0  1    50       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)                      *
 WHO ME 6252               ST  9  18  0    45       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)                     *
 BETTER LATTE 6321         ST  3   1  0    45       ALMOST EXACTLY (20)                      *

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANDFAST 6299            ST  5   9  2    26       CARDOW HUNTERS (359)                     *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
IRRITATED HOUSEW        0  0 0                      STANDFAST 6299        867  NONE
MANY HORSES 6276       13  8 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 359   AND WHAT SNOT 6301    867   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Call It a Slay -- "Carhorn"?  What's that?  If you're talking about race, the 
Commission is notorious for getting that wrong.  I think my grandmother might have 
been Ferencian. -- Mudslinger
P.S.  And Jorja's notorious for not correcting the Commission's fool notions.  She 
just doesn't seem to care anymore.  We should probably be listed as Rirorni.
P.P.S.  No, I don't go ah-ooo-gah.  What a hideous sound!  I scream a war cry, of 
course, but that's all.

Well, at least M. Chardinee taught me well, but he could've done that while losing, 
couldn't he? -- Many Horses

And What Snot -- Good thing I'm tall, or I'd be drowning in it. -- Who Me

But I *wanted* to bury him in the sands! -- Dancing Cat
P.S.  It's what a cat does, yes?

No Pain No Pain -- There was pain, dammit. -- Standfast

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CALL IT A SLAY devastated MUDSLINGER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
MANY HORSES was viciously butchered by AND WHAT SNOT in a 1 minute battle.
DANCING CAT was overpowered by DEADLY ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NO PAIN NO PAIN devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
WHO ME was bested by BETTER LATTE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
STANDFAST delivered the death blow upon IRRITATED HOUSEWIFE in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  12 -  2      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 867 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CALL IT A SLAY 6275        12   9  2  114 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
LUNGING ATTACK   AND WHAT SNOT 6301         10   3  1   89 ALMOST EXACTLY (20)
STRIKING ATTACK  DANCING CAT 6302            9   4  0   59 CARDOW HUNTERS (359)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MUDSLINGER 6218.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was AND WHAT SNOT 6301.  The ten other most popular fighters were BETTER LATTE 6321, 
CALL IT A SLAY 6275, NO PAIN NO PAIN 6323, STANDFAST 6299, MANY HORSES 6276, WHO ME 
6252, MUDSLINGER 6218, DANCING CAT 6302,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DANCING CAT 6302.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MUDSLINGER 6218, WHO ME 6252, MANY HORSES 6276, STANDFAST 6299, 
NO PAIN NO PAIN 6323, CALL IT A SLAY 6275, BETTER LATTE 6321, AND WHAT SNOT 6301,  0, 
and  0.