DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/01/2019 Duedate: 07/27/2019
CHIMLEVTAL ARENA
DM-31 TURN-435
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COLONEL KLINK
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6735) [12-8-1,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
COLONEL KLINK POSITION IS EMPTY
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6735) [12-8-1,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RONDOR SENDAL BREXIT 2016
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) NUMBERS GAME (403)
(31-6343) [16-40-2,91] (31-6790) [9-3-0,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
AVENGERS (146)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NUMBERS GAME (403) 43
2. MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 38 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 32 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 22
5. AVENGERS (146) 6 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 199 114 8 63.6 1/ 2 AVENGERS (146) 9 5 1
2- 2 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 81 55 4 59.6 2/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 8 2 0
3/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) 360 303 24 54.3 3/ 1 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 8 4 0
4/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403) 397 337 28 54.1 4/ 4 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) 7 2 1
5- 5 SHADOWHOLD (640) 101 94 12 51.8 5- 3 SHADOWHOLD (640) 4 5 0
6/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 34 33 4 50.7 6/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403) 3 2 0
7/ 6 BASH BROS OCEAN (627) 138 138 6 50.0 7/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 2 13 1
8/ 7 AVENGERS (146) 452 488 35 48.1 8- 7 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) 1 1 0
9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569) 99 109 5 47.6 9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569) 1 4 0
10/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) 255 466 10 35.4 10/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
An empty bottle is never wasted. True, Chimlevtal? Though, I prefer my bottles full
and in front of me. Truth is, you can tell a lot about a man from the bottle that he
drinks. Why, one time while on a drunken bender I got ta thinkin' 'cause, ya know, I
think too much. All philosophical and introspective like nobody's business and I
started reading these labels... on bottles no doubt! Now, I don't wanna give away
nobody's secret but one read like this:
THIRD BEER WS 14(1)-19(2)-14-15-11-3-11 Ad Ex Init, Ad Ex Attack, Ad Ex
Parry, can sustain a Tremendous amount, does Good damage, normal endurance.
Favs: War Fail, Low/Very Low, Learns Parry.
So the Lady Smith regards SPECTRUM as a real one. Well, then, I have never seen a
better example of when keepin' it real goes wrong. We also have the Consorted Folk
overcomplicating the simplicity of it all while they do some soul searching or fact
checking. I should really hire them folk as a proof reader like when I can't see if
this bottle says 180 proof!?!
And then we have Belinda who believes it's okay for spy reports to read like bad clip
shows from 100 turns ago. Ah, yes, the clip show, the tried and true cure for
writer's block. You know what? I'll take my chances with that computer generated
mess!
Anyway, I'm off the Isle of the Eye. Weirdo expects another craptastic replacement so
the After Midnight crew might take a little vacay and get some well deserved R and R.
So it might be a while before you hear more of our ridiculousness. Remember this,
Chimlevtal, may the blood on your sands never dry out!
-- Third Beer
After Midnight
SPY REPORT
Important news is obviously in the eye of the beholder, but usually the more
unique the news, the more interesting it is to the greater audience. Lady Smith
actually said something sort of nice to me. I did not know she had it in her.
Granted it is only half nice, but I'll give her credit. It is certainly rare!
At the same time, I am hurt by the accusations and taunts by that drunk, THIRD
BEER. Show a little respect for those who labor for hours upon hours to do their best
to improve the state of the arenas. Ok, so maybe my filing system could use some work
and after a stack of reports falls on the ground, I should probably check that I'm
submitting the right one, but to lower me to computer generated mess?!? Oh, the pain
and suffering. I'm not sure a third beer will be enough. All right, I'm not kidding
anyone with the victim routine. Plus I can always use this space to humiliate AFTER
MIDNIGHT (btw they were too afraid to show up this turn after insulting me).
I'm not sure if COLONEL KLINK was sandbagging, truly lacks confidence, or was
trying to make some bad backhanded insult to THIRD BEER, but there was clearly another
warrior he could beat. Challenging RONDOR SENDAL, he came out on top (literally) and
that was enough for the commission to award him the throne. Rest assured that the
only celebrations being had for his victory are over hard liquor (and the celebrations
have nothing to do with COLONEL KLINK). I suppose Crip might have celebrated the
successful bloodfeud, but I question even that.
28 warriors participated in 18 fights this cycle. 8 of them sent avoids. There
was a 4 way tie for most avoided team (no computer generated spy report will give you
that kind of reporting). AFTER MIDNIGHT, BASH BROS OCEAN, JUST DESSERTS, and BOOK OF
THOMAS all received 3 avoids each. MILITARY MAYHEM sent 7 of those 12 avoids. HANZO
was reported as the most challenged warrior, but it is anybody's guess how many
challenges that entailed.
The most fascinating team-wide news is NUMBERS GAME returning to action. They came
back with a solid 3-2 record which included two Dark Arena challenges. USEFUL WEAPONS
also went 3-0 in regular fights, but without the Dark Arenas.
As was mentioned earlier, WITCHING HOUR protected its undefeated record by not
fighting. STORM SEASON drew a lucky matchup and took out HEAT WAVE to rise to 6-0.
All warriors of note survived and no down challenges (though there were only 4
challenges total, 3 successful). On these two items (three if you count the total
number of challenges) I truly am sad. I'd prefer to see vicious kills from huge
mismatches in style and recognition. Isn't that the win at all costs way? By killing
your opponent, you also ensure that they will not come back and ruin your day later!
A pretty fun turn over all! Until next time!
-- Belinda
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COLONEL KLINK 6735 ST 12 8 1 124 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-URAKO WITSTEALER 6505 AB 23 19 4 114 SHADOWHOLD (640)
MAJOR DISASTER 6791 SL 11 4 1 109 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736 SL 11 10 2 108 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) *
-SILVER GLASS 6748 LU 11 2 0 100 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-FROG-EYE SALAD 6680 ST 7 2 0 96 JUST DESSERTS (569)
-FOURTH SHOT 6876 WS 15 12 1 95 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-SPECTRUM 6776 BA 17 24 3 92 AVENGERS (146) *
RONDOR SENDAL 6343 LU 16 40 2 91 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) *
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BREXIT 2016 6790 LU 9 3 0 87 NUMBERS GAME (403)
PANDA ROSS 6383 TP 16 31 2 82 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
1-800-VICTORY 6727 LU 10 2 0 82 NUMBERS GAME (403)
-OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603 SL 18 16 4 81 SHADOWHOLD (640)
SGT. ROCK 6775 TP 9 5 0 67 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANZO 6918 SL 7 12 0 58 AVENGERS (146)
NORISON ROSE 6453 WS 12 21 0 57 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-WITCHING HOUR 6933 TP 12 0 0 57 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HURRICANE 6957 BA 5 1 0 56 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-TABOR SKULLSHOT 6903 TP 6 2 0 54 SHADOWHOLD (640)
LASSO 6865 TP 15 8 0 53 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
STORM SEASON 6956 AB 6 0 0 50 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
BOLO 6908 TP 10 2 1 49 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-WINTER 6953 TP 4 1 0 46 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773 LU 6 1 1 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-BLOOD METAL 6912 AB 4 0 2 44 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-HAXE DOOMCARVER 6882 SL 6 6 1 39 SHADOWHOLD (640)
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774 PL 3 11 0 36 NUMBERS GAME (403)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726 PR 3 3 0 33 JUST DESSERTS (569)
RED PEPPER 6958 PL 5 7 0 30 AVENGERS (146) *
BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965 TP 4 3 0 29 AVENGERS (146) *
HEAT WAVE 6900 ST 1 4 0 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-POKER 6970 2 1 0 24 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) [BA-ST]
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NASTOLGIA 6922 PS 3 3 0 23 BOOK OF THOMAS (652) *
-BALKO STONEFALCON 6910 WS 5 6 1 22 SHADOWHOLD (640)
-PISSED PIZOOKIE 6966 PS 2 2 0 22 JUST DESSERTS (569)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BALONEY SPUMONI 6746 SL 3 4 0 20 JUST DESSERTS (569) *
-2 X 4 PR 2 0 0 17 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
TANKEN 6987 AB 2 1 1 16 AVENGERS (146) *
SHARD 6995 1 0 0 14 USEFUL WEAPONS (636) [AB-LU]
NEARLY PARKER 6973 ST 1 3 0 6 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536) *
-COCKFIGHT 6967 BA 0 3 0 3 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) *
-EMERGENCY ROOM 6976 0 1 0 1 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662) [LU-SL-ST]
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996 0 1 0 1 MILITARY MAYHEM (89) [BA-LU-PL-ST]
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COPS! 6875 13 13 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT 662 SPECTRUM 6776 431 REVENGED
NOBUNAGA 6915 8 11 1 AVENGERS 146 FOURTH SHOT 6876 432
EATEN ALIVE 6989 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 BLACK ORC 435 NONE
LOBSTER 6988 0 1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627 LIGHTBRINGER 435 NONE
CAPTAIN JACK 6677 11 6 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89 RONDOR SENDAL 6343 434 JUST REVENGED
2018 MIDTERM 6963 0 1 0 NUMBERS GAME 403 SHEWISH GIANT 435 NONE
SEVEN DEADLY 6909 2 3 1 NUMBERS GAME 403 THE RAGE MAN 435 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hanzo -- Just out of curiosity, what are you avenging on me for? -- Norison Rose
2 x 4 -- See if *I* ever do any home improvement with you! -- Nearly Parker
Colonel Klink -- The clinking put me off. I thought it was someone behind me. --
Lumus Nelp
ghost of Captain Jack -- I dunno how that happened, and I regret it. -- Rondor Sendal
Sergeant Schultz -- Embarrassing. -- Panda Ross
I'm graduating? What the heck? I'm not ready. -- Lumus Nelp
P.S. Belinda, what lands? Title, okay, but Lord Kinishan is not offering lands
unless I live on 'em.
Consortium Folk -- This team is, in fact, managed by Weirdo. -- After Midnight
Did we have a Duelmaster a round ago?
Did we get one this last round?
More importantly, did we get a DM Column?
-- Lady Smith
Why do I care? Because I would rather read a DM Column than Belinda's dribble. -- Lady
Smith
"Integrity in Journalism". After midnight and Weapons finally agree on something --
there is no integrity in journalism. Why, Belinda could work for CNN. -- Lady Smith
Skillet dead. Recruit wouldn't even make the After Midnight Team. -- Lady Smith
Nearly Parker, whackadoodle! -- 2 x 4
Sgt Rock, was that necessary? -- Lasso
Luv me wepins. Yup! -- Smithy
We nominate Lady Smith and Smithy for "Couple Of The Year". -- The Useful Weapons
Panda Ross -- One of our favourite lines from a song is an interjection of "My teacher
is a Panda!". Clearly you are not a great teacher. -- Sergeant Schultz
Rondor Sendal -- And clearly, you are an even worse teacher -- Spirit of Captain Jack
Lasso -- A little piece of twine isn't going to hold me down for long -- Sgt. Rock
Lumus Nelp -- Congrats on the invite. But I can't think of anyone that I would be
expected to defeat now -- Colonel Klink
Oroke Stonemagus -- Stoneskin might be more like it. I was seriously concerned there
midway through -- Major Disaster
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEVEN DEADLY was dealt death by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOBSTER was dealt death by LIGHTBRINGER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
2018 MIDTERM was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
EATEN ALIVE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
COLONEL KLINK devastated RONDOR SENDAL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title contest.
SERGEANT SCHULTZ overpowered LUMUS NELP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested HANZO in a 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BASORN KUBIKIRI was outwaited by LASSO in a unpopular 19 minute Challenge match.
MAJOR DISASTER viciously subdued PANDA ROSS in a 2 minute expert's fight.
1-800-VICTORY viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
BREXIT 2016 viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
NORISON ROSE was savagely defeated by BOLO in a tiresome 6 minute one-sided fight.
STORM SEASON overcame HEAT WAVE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
HURRICANE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS overcame NASTOLGIA in a 3 minute fight.
RED PEPPER vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEARLY PARKER was vanquished by SHARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TANKEN bested CAPTAIN OBVIOUS in a 2 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 20 - 8 - 2 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 19 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 23 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 18 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 35 - 1 35 |
Turn 435 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK COLONEL KLINK 6735 12 8 1 124 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SLASHING ATTACK MAJOR DISASTER 6791 11 4 1 109 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUNGING ATTACK BREXIT 2016 6790 9 3 0 87 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TOTAL PARRY SGT. ROCK 6775 9 5 0 67 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASHING ATTACK HURRICANE 6957 5 1 0 56 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
AIMED BLOW STORM SEASON 6956 6 0 0 50 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RONDOR SENDAL 6343. The most popular warrior this
turn was BREXIT 2016 6790. The ten other most popular fighters were MAJOR DISASTER
6791, 1-800-VICTORY 6727, HANZO 6918, HURRICANE 6957, SHARD 6995, TANKEN 6987,
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996, COLONEL KLINK 6735, SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736, and STORM SEASON
6956.
The least popular fighter this week was LASSO 6865. The other ten least popular
fighters were BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965, BOLO 6908, NEARLY PARKER 6973, NORISON ROSE 6453,
RONDOR SENDAL 6343, 2018 MIDTERM 6963, HEAT WAVE 6900, PANDA ROSS 6383, EATEN ALIVE
6989, and LOBSTER 6988.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
LUMUS NELP (31-6328) MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
THIRD BEER (31-6874) AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
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