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DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/01/2019    Duedate: 07/27/2019

CHIMLEVTAL ARENA

DM-31    TURN-435

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLONEL KLINK
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
(31-6735) [12-8-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COLONEL KLINK                  POSITION IS EMPTY
MILITARY MAYHEM (89)           
(31-6735) [12-8-1,124]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RONDOR SENDAL                  BREXIT 2016
MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)             NUMBERS GAME (403)
(31-6343) [16-40-2,91]         (31-6790) [9-3-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AVENGERS (146)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NUMBERS GAME (403)          43
2. MILITARY MAYHEM (89)        38      USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
3. USEFUL WEAPONS (636)        32      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS OCEAN (627)       22
5. AVENGERS (146)               6       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)     199 114  8 63.6   1/ 2 AVENGERS (146)            9  5 1
 2- 2 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)      81  55  4 59.6   2/ 6 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)      8  2 0
 3/ 3 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)     360 303 24 54.3   3/ 1 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)     8  4 0
 4/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403)       397 337 28 54.1   4/ 4 USEFUL WEAPONS (636)      7  2 1
 5- 5 SHADOWHOLD (640)         101  94 12 51.8   5- 3 SHADOWHOLD (640)          4  5 0
 6/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)      34  33  4 50.7   6/ 0 NUMBERS GAME (403)        3  2 0
 7/ 6 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)    138 138  6 50.0   7/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)        2 13 1
 8/ 7 AVENGERS (146)           452 488 35 48.1   8- 7 AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)      1  1 0
 9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)       99 109  5 47.6   9- 8 JUST DESSERTS (569)       1  4 0
10/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)       255 466 10 35.4  10/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (652)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

An empty bottle is never wasted.  True, Chimlevtal?  Though, I prefer my bottles full 
and in front of me.  Truth is, you can tell a lot about a man from the bottle that he 
drinks.  Why, one time while on a drunken bender I got ta thinkin' 'cause, ya know, I 
think too much.  All philosophical and introspective like nobody's business and I 
started reading these labels... on bottles no doubt!  Now, I don't wanna give away 
nobody's secret but one read like this:

     THIRD BEER WS 14(1)-19(2)-14-15-11-3-11 Ad Ex Init, Ad Ex Attack, Ad Ex 
     Parry, can sustain a Tremendous amount, does Good damage, normal endurance.  
     Favs:  War Fail, Low/Very Low, Learns Parry.

So the Lady Smith regards SPECTRUM as a real one.  Well, then, I have never seen a 
better example of when keepin' it real goes wrong.  We also have the Consorted Folk 
overcomplicating the simplicity of it all while they do some soul searching or fact 
checking. I should really hire them folk as a proof reader like when I can't see if 
this bottle says 180 proof!?!

And then we have Belinda who believes it's okay for spy reports to read like bad clip 
shows from 100 turns ago.  Ah, yes, the clip show, the tried and true cure for 
writer's block.  You know what?  I'll take my chances with that computer generated 
mess!

Anyway, I'm off the Isle of the Eye.  Weirdo expects another craptastic replacement so 
the After Midnight crew might take a little vacay and get some well deserved R and R.  
So it might be a while before you hear more of our ridiculousness.  Remember this, 
Chimlevtal, may the blood on your sands never dry out!

                                          -- Third Beer
                                             After Midnight 

                                      SPY REPORT

    Important news is obviously in the eye of the beholder, but usually the more 
unique the news, the more interesting it is to the greater audience.  Lady Smith 
actually said something sort of nice to me.  I did not know she had it in her.  
Granted it is only half nice, but I'll give her credit.  It is certainly rare!
    At the same time, I am hurt by the accusations and taunts by that drunk, THIRD 
BEER.  Show a little respect for those who labor for hours upon hours to do their best 
to improve the state of the arenas.  Ok, so maybe my filing system could use some work 
and after a stack of reports falls on the ground, I should probably check that I'm 
submitting the right one, but to lower me to computer generated mess?!?  Oh, the pain 
and suffering.  I'm not sure a third beer will be enough.  All right, I'm not kidding 
anyone with the victim routine.  Plus I can always use this space to humiliate AFTER 
MIDNIGHT (btw they were too afraid to show up this turn after insulting me).
    I'm not sure if COLONEL KLINK was sandbagging, truly lacks confidence, or was 
trying to make some bad backhanded insult to THIRD BEER, but there was clearly another 
warrior he could beat.  Challenging RONDOR SENDAL, he came out on top (literally) and 
that was enough for the commission to award him the throne.  Rest assured that the 
only celebrations being had for his victory are over hard liquor (and the celebrations 
have nothing to do with COLONEL KLINK).  I suppose Crip might have celebrated the 
successful bloodfeud, but I question even that.
    28 warriors participated in 18 fights this cycle.  8 of them sent avoids. There 
was a 4 way tie for most avoided team (no computer generated spy report will give you 
that kind of reporting).  AFTER MIDNIGHT, BASH BROS OCEAN, JUST DESSERTS, and BOOK OF 
THOMAS all received 3 avoids each.  MILITARY MAYHEM sent 7 of those 12 avoids.  HANZO 
was reported as the most challenged warrior, but it is anybody's guess how many 
challenges that entailed.
    The most fascinating team-wide news is NUMBERS GAME returning to action. They came 
back with a solid 3-2 record which included two Dark Arena challenges. USEFUL WEAPONS 
also went 3-0 in regular fights, but without the Dark Arenas.
    As was mentioned earlier, WITCHING HOUR protected its undefeated record by not 
fighting.  STORM SEASON drew a lucky matchup and took out HEAT WAVE to rise to 6-0.
    All warriors of note survived and no down challenges (though there were only 4 
challenges total, 3 successful).  On these two items (three if you count the total 
number of challenges) I truly am sad.  I'd prefer to see vicious kills from huge 
mismatches in style and recognition.  Isn't that the win at all costs way?  By killing 
your opponent, you also ensure that they will not come back and ruin your day later!

    A pretty fun turn over all!  Until next time!

                                          -- Belinda

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLONEL KLINK 6735        ST 12   8  1   124       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-URAKO WITSTEALER 6505     AB 23  19  4   114       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 MAJOR DISASTER 6791       SL 11   4  1   109       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
 SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736     SL 11  10  2   108       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)                     *
-SILVER GLASS 6748         LU 11   2  0   100       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-FROG-EYE SALAD 6680       ST  7   2  0    96       JUST DESSERTS (569)
-FOURTH SHOT 6876          WS 15  12  1    95       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)
-SPECTRUM 6776             BA 17  24  3    92       AVENGERS (146)                           *
 RONDOR SENDAL 6343        LU 16  40  2    91       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)                       *

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BREXIT 2016 6790          LU  9   3  0    87       NUMBERS GAME (403)
 PANDA ROSS 6383           TP 16  31  2    82       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
 1-800-VICTORY 6727        LU 10   2  0    82       NUMBERS GAME (403)
-OROKE STONEMAGUS 6603     SL 18  16  4    81       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 SGT. ROCK 6775            TP  9   5  0    67       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HANZO 6918                SL  7  12  0    58       AVENGERS (146)
 NORISON ROSE 6453         WS 12  21  0    57       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
-WITCHING HOUR 6933        TP 12   0  0    57       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE 6957            BA  5   1  0    56       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-TABOR SKULLSHOT 6903      TP  6   2  0    54       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 LASSO 6865                TP 15   8  0    53       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 STORM SEASON 6956         AB  6   0  0    50       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
 BOLO 6908                 TP 10   2  1    49       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
-WINTER 6953               TP  4   1  0    46       BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
-ARCTIC NIGHT 6773         LU  6   1  1    44       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-BLOOD METAL 6912          AB  4   0  2    44       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-HAXE DOOMCARVER 6882      SL  6   6  1    39       SHADOWHOLD (640)
 3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS 6774    PL  3  11  0    36       NUMBERS GAME (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNARKEY LIME PIE 6726     PR  3   3  0    33       JUST DESSERTS (569)
 RED PEPPER 6958           PL  5   7  0    30       AVENGERS (146)                           *
 BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965      TP  4   3  0    29       AVENGERS (146)                           *
 HEAT WAVE 6900            ST  1   4  0    29       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)
-POKER 6970                    2   1  0    24       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)                     [BA-ST]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NASTOLGIA 6922            PS  3   3  0    23       BOOK OF THOMAS (652)                     *
-BALKO STONEFALCON 6910    WS  5   6  1    22       SHADOWHOLD (640)
-PISSED PIZOOKIE 6966      PS  2   2  0    22       JUST DESSERTS (569)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BALONEY SPUMONI 6746      SL  3   4  0    20       JUST DESSERTS (569)                      *
-2 X 4                     PR  2   0  0    17       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)
 TANKEN 6987               AB  2   1  1    16       AVENGERS (146)                           *
 SHARD 6995                    1   0  0    14       USEFUL WEAPONS (636)                     [AB-LU]
 NEARLY PARKER 6973        ST  1   3  0     6       MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)                       *
-COCKFIGHT 6967            BA  0   3  0     3       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)                     *
-EMERGENCY ROOM 6976           0   1  0     1       AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)                     [LU-SL-ST]
 CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996          0   1  0     1       MILITARY MAYHEM (89)                     [BA-LU-PL-ST]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COPS! 6875             13 13 0 AFTER MIDNIGHT 662   SPECTRUM 6776         431  REVENGED
NOBUNAGA 6915           8 11 1 AVENGERS 146         FOURTH SHOT 6876      432   
EATEN ALIVE 6989        0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  BLACK ORC             435  NONE
LOBSTER 6988            0  1 0 BASH BROS OCEAN 627  LIGHTBRINGER          435  NONE
CAPTAIN JACK 6677      11  6 0 MILITARY MAYHEM 89   RONDOR SENDAL 6343    434  JUST REVENGED
2018 MIDTERM 6963       0  1 0 NUMBERS GAME 403     SHEWISH GIANT         435  NONE
SEVEN DEADLY 6909       2  3 1 NUMBERS GAME 403     THE RAGE MAN          435  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hanzo -- Just out of curiosity, what are you avenging on me for? -- Norison Rose

2 x 4 -- See if *I* ever do any home improvement with you! -- Nearly Parker

Colonel Klink -- The clinking put me off.  I thought it was someone behind me. -- 
Lumus Nelp

ghost of Captain Jack -- I dunno how that happened, and I regret it. -- Rondor Sendal

Sergeant Schultz -- Embarrassing. -- Panda Ross

I'm graduating?  What the heck?  I'm not ready. -- Lumus Nelp
P.S.  Belinda, what lands?  Title, okay, but Lord Kinishan is not offering lands 
unless I live on 'em.

Consortium Folk -- This team is, in fact, managed by Weirdo. -- After Midnight 

Did we have a Duelmaster a round ago?
Did we get one this last round?
More importantly, did we get a DM Column?
     -- Lady Smith

Why do I care? Because I would rather read a DM Column than Belinda's dribble. -- Lady 
Smith

"Integrity in Journalism". After midnight and Weapons finally agree on something -- 
there is no integrity in journalism. Why, Belinda could work for CNN. -- Lady Smith

Skillet dead. Recruit wouldn't even make the After Midnight Team. -- Lady Smith

Nearly Parker, whackadoodle! -- 2 x 4

Sgt Rock, was that necessary? -- Lasso

Luv me wepins. Yup! -- Smithy

We nominate Lady Smith and Smithy for "Couple Of The Year". -- The Useful Weapons

Panda Ross -- One of our favourite lines from a song is an interjection of "My teacher 
is a Panda!".   Clearly you are not a great teacher. -- Sergeant Schultz

Rondor Sendal -- And clearly, you are an even worse teacher -- Spirit of Captain Jack

Lasso -- A little piece of twine isn't going to hold me down for long -- Sgt. Rock

Lumus Nelp -- Congrats on the invite.  But I can't think of anyone that I would be 
expected to defeat now -- Colonel Klink

Oroke Stonemagus -- Stoneskin might be more like it.   I was seriously concerned there 
midway through -- Major Disaster

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEVEN DEADLY was dealt death by THE RAGE MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOBSTER was dealt death by LIGHTBRINGER in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
2018 MIDTERM was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
EATEN ALIVE was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
COLONEL KLINK devastated RONDOR SENDAL in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title contest.
SERGEANT SCHULTZ overpowered LUMUS NELP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SGT. ROCK unbelievably bested HANZO in a 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BASORN KUBIKIRI was outwaited by LASSO in a unpopular 19 minute Challenge match.
MAJOR DISASTER viciously subdued PANDA ROSS in a 2 minute expert's fight.
1-800-VICTORY viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
BREXIT 2016 viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute veteran's fight.
NORISON ROSE was savagely defeated by BOLO in a tiresome 6 minute one-sided fight.
STORM SEASON overcame HEAT WAVE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
HURRICANE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
3 NIGHTS IN VEGAS overcame NASTOLGIA in a 3 minute fight.
RED PEPPER vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEARLY PARKER was vanquished by SHARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
TANKEN bested CAPTAIN OBVIOUS in a 2 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        20 -   8 -  2      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  19 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       29 -  23 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  18 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  21 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  17 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  35 -  1      35  |

Turn 435 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  COLONEL KLINK 6735         12   8  1  124 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAJOR DISASTER 6791        11   4  1  109 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
LUNGING ATTACK   BREXIT 2016 6790            9   3  0   87 NUMBERS GAME (403)
TOTAL PARRY      SGT. ROCK 6775              9   5  0   67 MILITARY MAYHEM (89)
BASHING ATTACK   HURRICANE 6957              5   1  0   56 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
AIMED BLOW       STORM SEASON 6956           6   0  0   50 BASH BROS OCEAN (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RONDOR SENDAL 6343.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BREXIT 2016 6790.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAJOR DISASTER 
6791, 1-800-VICTORY 6727, HANZO 6918, HURRICANE 6957, SHARD 6995, TANKEN 6987, 
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 6996, COLONEL KLINK 6735, SERGEANT SCHULTZ 6736, and STORM SEASON 
6956.

The least popular fighter this week was LASSO 6865.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BASORN KUBIKIRI 6965, BOLO 6908, NEARLY PARKER 6973, NORISON ROSE 6453, 
RONDOR SENDAL 6343, 2018 MIDTERM 6963, HEAT WAVE 6900, PANDA ROSS 6383, EATEN ALIVE 
6989, and LOBSTER 6988.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LUMUS NELP (31-6328) MIDDLE WAY 7 (536)
THIRD BEER (31-6874) AFTER MIDNIGHT (662)

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