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DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/29/2024    Duedate: 03/13/2024

NIYTYOLE ISLAND ARENA

DM 33    TURN 982

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MIKE OXMALL
THE ILLEARTH (265)
(33-10372) [19-16-1,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MIKE OXMALL                    POSITION IS EMPTY
THE ILLEARTH (265)             
(33-10372) [19-16-1,119]       

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

GAMAWK                         THE DARK SIDE
OBSIDIAN HALL (192)            VICIOUS DELITE (695)
(33-10247) [20-23-2,108]       (33-10601) [2-2-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FORCE OF FIVE (690)           36 
2. OBSIDIAN HALL (192)           36    ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)
3. THE ILLEARTH (265)            34    Unchartered Team
4. XXX BANDITS (614)             27 
5. HEROIC VERSE (730)            24    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TRUST THYSELF (748)        6   0  0 100.   1/ 1 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    11  4 0
 2- 3*OLD HOBBITS (746)         20  15  2 57.1   2/ 4 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      10  5 0
 3/ 2 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    24  19  2 55.8   3/ 2 VICIOUS DELITE (695)     10  5 0
 4/ 4 THUNDERBIRDS (42)        251 205  8 55.0   4/ 3 THE APOSTLES (133)        9  6 0
 5/ 5 VICIOUS DELITE (695)     476 404 24 54.1   5/ 5 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 8  7 0
 6/ 6 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)       244 210 14 53.7   6/ 8 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    6  3 1
 7/ 7 OBSIDIAN HALL (192)      977 875 63 52.8   7/ 9 CARESS OF STEEL (740)     6  9 0
 8/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (690)      357 321 18 52.7   8/ 6 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        5  2 0
 9/ 9 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)    1280 1167 104 52.3   9/16 XXX BANDITS (614)         5  5 1
10/10 ASSASSINS X (274)        155 149 16 51.0  10/ 7 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     5  8 1
11/ 0 IMRTL INCRNTNS (165)      79  78  2 50.3  11/17 FORCE OF FIVE (690)       5  9 0
12/11 XXX BANDITS (614)        334 338 14 49.7  12/10 THE ILLEARTH (265)        5 10 1
13/12 BRASH BROS XMAS (662)    510 526 65 49.2  13/15 THUNDERBIRDS (42)         4  5 0
14/13 HEROIC VERSE (730)       125 130  7 49.0  14/12 HEROIC VERSE (730)        4  7 2
15/14 CARESS OF STEEL (740)     65  79  2 45.1  15-13*TRUST THYSELF (748)       3  0 0
16/15 THE APOSTLES (133)       307 375 26 45.0  16/14 ASSASSINS X (274)         2  8 0
17/16 THE ILLEARTH (265)       646 838 50 43.5  17/ 0 IMRTL INCRNTNS (165)      1  0 0
18/17 THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)446 583 23 43.3  18-11*OLD HOBBITS (746)         1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 NYE MAULERS (269)        431 564 58 43.3  19/ 0 NYE MAULERS (269)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

SPOTLIGHT DM33 and DM36

*HERO OF NIYTYOLE walks with his gym bag to the back of the arena*

Janitor: Hey, kid! You did good! Finally got your call, huh?

Hero: *smiling* Yup. Time to travel to the Isle and immortality. I can't wait to get 
to Primus.

Janitor: Always knew you had it in you, kid. Good luck.

Hero: Luck? Who needs luck? I'm Allied Axis. I'd rather be good than lucky.

*HERO exits the arena and enters a dark alleyway used by the warriors to avoid having 
to deal with the fans. He heads towards the business district in town to get something 
to eat when a figure steps out of the shadows*

Shadowy Figure: Hey, aren't you HERO OF NIYTYOLE?

Hero: *laughs* You want an autograph?

*Figure removes their cloak to reveal a sinister smile*

Shadowy Figure: Oh... I want more than that.

*Two more figures, both girls, appear out of nowhere. One slams HERO in the back of 
the head with a lead pipe sending the warrior to the ground. The third figure starts 
directing the others*

Third Figure: Bamm! Get this piece of *bleep*.

*The first Shadowy Figure, BADDA BAMM, picks HERO up and launches him into the brick 
wall like a dart. HERO'S head smacking the wall sounds like a ripe melon bursting open 
upon the ground. HERO leaves a smear of blood on the wall as he slides to the ground. 
His body twitches. He tries to speak but only can muster garbled nonsense* 

Third Figure: RIVER, you know what to do.

*The second figure pulls off her mask to reveal she is RIVER, a warrior from 
MELANCHOLIC BLISS. She smiles maniacally as she moves into position*

River: Come here, mother*bleep*'r.

*RIVER positions HERO with one arm behind his back laying on the ground. She digs her 
knees into his back and grabs his other wrist. She slowly pulls back, straining the 
elbow beyond what it was meant to be*

Badda Bamm: DO IT!! Snap that *bleep*rs arm!!

*RIVER suddenly drops her back to the alley floor taking HERO'S arm with her. Bones 
snap. HERO convulses and curses beneath his breath. Another figure appears out of the 
shadows wearing a Devil's mask*

Devil: Pick this piece of garbage up. *kicks HERO*

*RIVER and BAMM each take an arm and pull HERO up to his knees. The Devil leans over 
and gets nose to nose with the fallen warrior*

Devil: *laughing* Listen up and listen careful, boy. I am the Devil, and I'm here to 
do the Devil's work. *pulls off the Devil's mask to reveal that it's BOOKIE*

Hero: *Bleep* you, you Delarquan piece of *bleep*.

Bookie: *Laughing* I love your spirit, kid, but it ain't gonna help ya tonight. You're 
gonna take a message to your boss for me. You tell DEN that he's not safe anywhere, 
not in NIYTYOLE ISLAND, not in his guild, not in his *bleep*'n home. If he goes to a 
Chinese restaurant there's gonna be an assassin hiding in his *bleep*'n chicken fried 
rice. 

Hero: *defiantly* You're a chicken*bleep* jumping people from behind.

*HERO spits in Bookie's face. Bookie's warriors gasp while Bookie stands statuesque. 
He slowly wipes the spit away with rage burning in his eyes like the flames of a 
thousand hells*

Bookie: You know, boy, when you dance with the DEVIL... you often get burned.

*BOOKIE whispers an incantation and launches a fireball into HERO'S face. BAMM and 
RIVER drop HERO to the ground where he writhes in pain flailing wildly the limbs he 
has that aren't broken*

HERO: Oh my God! *Bleep* you! My eyes! My *bleep*'n eyes!

Bookie: Tik tok, Den. Tik *bleep*'n tok. Guns up! C'mon guys, let's get out of this 
*bleep*hole town.

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  For every 
winner there is a loser.  Speaking of losers, lets take a look at OLD HOBBITS, who 
went down to 11th from 18th.  Life is tough.  Coming up with a solid 4-1-1 outing, 
XXX BANDITS has advanced 7 places in the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at 
OBSIDIAN HALL had a good week as they went 5-0-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess 
steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for CORPSE GRINDER, who flew up 22 points in 
the rankings after mashing GLITTER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  LUCKY was beat by WALKURE 
and drops 19 points.  Drawing on all of his experience as a 18-16-1 warrior, MIKE 
OXMALL went for the Duelmastership against CALL ME LOT this week.  In front of all 
the crowds, MIKE OXMALL took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BIG LAKE  BANDITS?  Big bad BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  Big bad BIG LAKE BANDITS.  NIYTYOLE ISLAND's afraid of the big bad BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch THE DEMONIC 
PICKLES' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BIG 
LAKE BANDITS.  And who is this SAMURO you ask, with 30 points and a 5-11-0 record.  
Ooh, the tales I could tell!  THE DOMINUS of VICIOUS DELITE had better have a good 
reason for challenging down 14 points in a challenge which he won.  I thought THE 
DOMINUS showed great skill and promise when he defeated CHO GALL.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new 
warrior in the arena.  No no!  GLITTER, a mere boy, was slain by CORPSE GRINDER this 
turn.  It's not often when you see a 8-4-0 warrior like THE PROVOCATEUR kick the 
bucket.  I wonder if VICIOUS DELITE will recover from the blow.  Big man!  BAD VOODOO 
kills POWERFUL LYRIC.  Who ya gonna fight next, BAD VOODOO--Minnie Mouse?  I hope 
HEROIC VERSE has a good enough fighter to beat the snot out of BAD VOODOO.  Congrats 
to BAD VOODOO for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, feeding 
POWERFUL LYRIC a bit of dirt).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your 
ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the NIYTYOLE ISLAND giving me the 'cut' sign (or is 
that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE OXMALL 10372         BA 19  16  1 119         THE ILLEARTH (265)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALL ME LOT 8862          AB 19  24  0 113         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 PRIDE OF NIYTYOLE 10454   SL 14   9  3 109         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 SIR REGINALD 10281        TP 31  15  0 108         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 GAMAWK 10247              PS 20  23  2 108         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 CARMEN 10498              PL  8   2  0  96         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LADY STEEL 10438          LU 15  10  0  90         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 FATE 1599                 PL 20  14  1  89         IMRTL INCRNTNS (165)                     *
 THE JESUIT 10036          ST  8   2  0  85         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 BAD VOODOO 10221          BA 15   9  2  76         XXX BANDITS (614)         
 TYLER'S BROTHER 10358     ST 13  16  0  75         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 PUNCHY PROLOGUE 10403     PL 10   8  0  73         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 ALECTO 10388              WS 16  17  0  69         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 DAHN TUCKER 10524         WS 12   3  0  68         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALKURE 10466             ST 10  10  1  66         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 THE LAST LAUGH 10538      LU  8   2  0  64         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 THE SKEPTIC 9896          WS  8   3  0  58         THE APOSTLES (133)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE RYCHE 10525           WS  6   6  0  56         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 SHIDE 10395               BA 10  19  0  55         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 ALVAREZ 10451             SL 11  12  0  54         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 GROTT IT FOR XMAS 10463   ST  7  11  0  54         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 MIGHTY MELODY 10453       WS  7   7  2  53         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
 THE DOMINUS 10539         ST  7   3  0  52         VICIOUS DELITE (695)      
 LUCKY 10496               AB  6   6  1  47         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    
 ARTHAS 10413              ST  8   8  1  44         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 NECROMANCER 10468         AB 11   9  1  43         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 ROCINANTE 10467           TP  9  11  0  41         CARESS OF STEEL (740)     
 HAND OF DARKNESS 10490    LU  8   8  0  41         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         
 HAAGRYD WARGRYM 10527     WS  7   3  0  39         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 YURALA REDMANE 10552      TP  6   2  0  38         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 CHO GALL 10432            ST  7   9  1  37         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
-GENIUS OF THE AGE 10559   WS  5   0  0  36         TRUST THYSELF (748)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GOLLUM 10542              AB  5   2  0  33         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 XEXEX SICARIUS 10553      ST  3   2  0  33         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 BABA YAGA 10566           WS  5   3  0  32         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 CORPSE GRINDER 10575      ST  3   4  1  32         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
 TITHER 10094              PL  3   4  0  31         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 EPITAFF 10597             SL  2   2  1  31         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 SAMURO 10414              ST  5  11  0  30         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIDEN FIONA 10555        TP  6   3  0  27         CRUEL NIGHTS (714)        
 MORK 10507                LU  4   0  0  27         THE APOSTLES (133)        
 SEMETARY 4471             WS  3   7  1  25         ASSASSINS X (274)                        *
 BLEEP DARKFART SAYS  10611 PL  3   0  0  25         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)                   *
-PORTO CHUBB 10543         SL  2   5  0  25         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 CRIPPLED CROW 10480       AB  4   8  0  24         THUNDERBIRDS (42)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROZES 10602               AB  2   1  0  23         ASSASSINS X (274)         
-JEFE 10574                PS  2   0  0  22         ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)    
 SISO 10523                LU  4   9  0  21         THE ILLEARTH (265)        
-THAT IRON STRING 10562        1   0  0  21         TRUST THYSELF (748)                      [AB-PL-SL-ST-WS]
 DUMB DILLY 10579          TP  4   3  0  20         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674) 
 THE DARK SIDE 10601       ST  2   2  0  20         VICIOUS DELITE (695)                     *
-METAL METAPHOR 10526      WS  2   4  1  19         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
-SMEAGOL 10544             PL  5   2  1  18         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 SABER 10410               ST  1   3  0  18         XXX BANDITS (614)         
-ELF ON SHELF 10572        BA  3   2  1  17         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 YAH ASSUR 10584           ST  2   4  0  17         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)                *
 INDYGO BLACKROSE 10582    PR  3   1  0  16         OBSIDIAN HALL (192)       
 REXXAR 10600              BA  2   3  0  16         FORCE OF FIVE (690)       
 STITCHES 10613                1   1  0  16         FORCE OF FIVE (690)                      [LU-WS]
 NASTY HABIT 10564         AB  3   6  0  15         BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)     
 BONE HELM 10609           PL  2   0  0  14         XXX BANDITS (614)                        *
 SUN RISE 10232                1   1  0  14         XXX BANDITS (614)                        [LU-SL-WS]
-BELLADONNA TOOK 10545     PR  3   4  0  13         OLD HOBBITS (746)         
 BALI-RAJ 10594            WS  2   3  0  12         THE DEMONIC PICKLES (674)                *
 PURJ 10596                    2   2  0  10         ASSASSINS X (274)                        [LU-WS]
-LEAPING LIMERICK 10599    LU  1   2  0   9         HEROIC VERSE (730)        
-ODO MUGWORT 10580             2   1  1   8         OLD HOBBITS (746)                        [ST-WS]
 TREE NEEDLES 10606        LU  0   4  0   4         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 PASSIVE-MITS 10615            0   2  0   3         THE ILLEARTH (265)                       [LU-ST]
 FRIGHTFUL WEATHER 10610   ST  0   3  0   3         BRASH BROS XMAS (662)     
 LEETHL 10603              LU  0   3  0   3         ASSASSINS X (274)         
 WICKED 10617                  0   1  0   1         XXX BANDITS (614)                        [LU-PL-PR-ST-TP]
 AATAMI 10623                  0   1  0   1         THE ILLEARTH (265)                       [LU-PL-PR-ST-TP]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DUSTY 10604             0  1 0 ALASTARI AMIGOS! 743 ELF ON SHELF 10572     980  
NED 10495               4  2 0 ALASTARI AMIGOS! 743 PRIDE OF NIYTYO 10454  978 NOT REVENGED
HAYT PRETEND 10576      2  2 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  EPITAFF 10597          979 JUST REVENGED
NOT EVEN CLOSE 10629    0  1 0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 71  BLACK ORC              982 NONE
ER VISIT 10565          0  4 0 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  METAL METAPHOR 10526   978 NOT REVENGED
GLITTER 10605           3  1 0 BRASH BROS XMAS 662  CORPSE GRINDER 10575   982  
SIR KNAWT 10583         1  1 0 CRUEL NIGHTS 714     GUNDUR GIANTKIN 10592  978 NONE
SUPER YOUCK 10616       0  1 0 CRUEL NIGHTS 714     STONE GOLEM            982 NONE
POWERFUL LYRIC 10608    1  1 1 HEROIC VERSE 730     BAD VOODOO 10221       982  
DIPPY DOPEY 10618       0  1 0 NYE MAULERS 269      ARENAMASTER KAGH       982 NONE
THE PROVOCATEUR 10531   8  4 0 VICIOUS DELITE 695   MIGHTY MELODY 10453    982  
FIERCE 10233            0  1 0 XXX BANDITS 614      POWERFUL LYRIC 10608   980 JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bookie -- Thanks for the spot.  It doesn't even need a response, because anything I 
could say would only make you look better than you made yourself look. -- G. Bashur

Cookie -- The only villain here is your breath. -- Den, the guy who only reads and 
writes in newsletters where he fights

Niytyole -- Our Hero left us as 12(1)-12(3)-7-17(1)-15(1)-16-11, normal end normal 
damage, +3 Rip, +3 Dec, fav SH.  Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. -- Den

Darkfart -- Just wanted to point out my 2-0 against you last turn, along with letting 
Bleep Darkfart Says sass you during one of the wins.  I hope you enjoyed the comments 
as much as I didn't. -- Den, the guy who is sick of losing bets

little stick -- Even a dullard like you recognizes their betters, yet you persist and 
yet you challenge, and I continue to win.  I could ask my scribes to present to me an 
overall record against you from all arenas (only two because of your limited funds) 
and the tourneys, but I believe we know what that will show.  At this point I just 
gotta be at about 80% against you, probably higher on your challenges.  Even though 
you claim it, I continue to get the last laugh. -- Den, the guy who eats steak

Big Lake Bandits -- Congrats on securing Current Top Team once again.  Your team is 
truly an example of dueling that all should admire and learn from. -- Den

MegaToe -- Current Top Team is just a dream for you at this point, much like social 
acceptance. -- Den

Bashturd -- The arena is smaller without your insipid words, much smarter, but 
smaller. -- Den



                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOT EVEN CLOSE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DIPPY DOPEY was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KAGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SUPER YOUCK was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BAD VOODOO butchered POWERFUL LYRIC in a 1 minute gory one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
DAHN TUCKER demolished EPITAFF in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
MIKE OXMALL overpowered CALL ME LOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title struggle.
GAMAWK defeated CARMEN in a action packed 4 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SHIDE slimly lost to ALECTO in a action packed 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
THE DOMINUS viciously subdued CHO GALL in a popular 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
THE LAST LAUGH viciously subdued ALVAREZ in a 1 minute gory Challenge bout.
THE RYCHE savagely defeated ROCINANTE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Challenge match.
DUMB DILLY was devastated by ARTHAS in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge battle.
BABA YAGA narrowly defeated SAMURO in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
MAIDEN FIONA overcame THE DARK SIDE in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
CORPSE GRINDER assassinated GLITTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
XEXEX SICARIUS devastated SISO in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BALI-RAJ beat FRIGHTFUL WEATHER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
PASSIVE-MITS was beaten by INDYGO BLACKROSE in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
PRIDE OF NIYTYOLE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute competition.
SIR REGINALD savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute uneven fight.
PUNCHY PROLOGUE was viciously subdued by FATE in a 3 minute expert's duel.
TYLER'S BROTHER was subdued by THE JESUIT in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fight.
LUCKY was overpowered by WALKURE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THE PROVOCATEUR was narrowly killed by MIGHTY MELODY in a exciting 3 minute bout.
GROTT IT FOR XMAS beat NECROMANCER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
HAAGRYD WARGRYM beat ROZES in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
HAND OF DARKNESS won victory over SEMETARY in a popular 1 minute bout.
THE SKEPTIC overpowered CRIPPLED CROW in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MORK beat NASTY HABIT in a 1 minute match.
TITHER was luckily beaten by YURALA REDMANE in a exciting 5 minute fight.
SABER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
YAH ASSUR was subdued by BLEEP DARKFART SAYS in a action packed 3 minute gory contest.
SUN RISE devastated LEETHL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided battle.
REXXAR overpowered TREE NEEDLES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
BONE HELM savagely defeated AATAMI in a action packed 4 minute gory novice's conflict.
STITCHES luckily beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
PURJ savagely defeated WICKED in a 2 minute brutal beginner's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  24 -  4      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  23 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  44 -  5      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         AIMED BLOW        39 -  34 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  22 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  51 -  3      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   63 -  76 -  5      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  35 -  4      42  |

Turn 982 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    8 - 10         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      9 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MIKE OXMALL 10372          19  16  1  119 THE ILLEARTH (265)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRIDE OF NIYTYOLE 10454    14   9  3  109 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
TOTAL PARRY      SIR REGINALD 10281         31  15  0  108 CRUEL NIGHTS (714)
PARRY-LUNGE      CARMEN 10498                8   2  0   96 ALASTARI AMIGOS! (743)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE JESUIT 10036            8   2  0   85 THE APOSTLES (133)
WALL OF STEEL    DAHN TUCKER 10524          12   3  0   68 BIG LAKE BANDITS (71)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE LAST LAUGH 10538        8   2  0   64 VICIOUS DELITE (695)
AIMED BLOW       NECROMANCER 10468          11   9  1   43 CARESS OF STEEL (740)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMAWK 10247.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE DARK SIDE 10601.  The ten other most popular fighters were BONE HELM 10609, 
THE RYCHE 10525, TITHER 10094, YAH ASSUR 10584, CARMEN 10498, PASSIVE-MITS 10615, 
FATE 1599, SHIDE 10395, THE PROVOCATEUR 10531, and PUNCHY PROLOGUE 10403.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCINANTE 10467.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AATAMI 10623, LEETHL 10603, SEMETARY 4471, LUCKY 10496, ALVAREZ 10451, 
EPITAFF 10597, POWERFUL LYRIC 10608, SUPER YOUCK 10616, DIPPY DOPEY 10618, and NOT 
EVEN CLOSE 10629.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CALL ME LOT (33-8862) THE APOSTLES (133)