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DM 047 Newsletter
DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/23/2021    Duedate: 12/20/2021

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM-47    TURN-438

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DRUDGE
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
(47-9735) [12-6-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DRUDGE                         POSITION IS EMPTY
SATAN'S MINIONS (813)          
(47-9735) [12-6-0,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHEIK TZU                      COWARDLY LION
REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)          LAND OF OZ (217)
(47-9452) [12-19-0,105]        (47-10180) [1-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SECOND BANANAS (573)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)       43
2. DARQUE FORCES (396)         35      SOBOLAN PACHET (871)
3. BASH BROS PARK (766)        34      Unchartered Team
4. EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)   32
5. WHITE WOLVES (832)          32      RIDDLEY'S HEADSHOP (116)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 SOBOLAN PACHET (871)      52  25  4 67.5   1/ 1 SECOND BANANAS (573)     13  2 1
 2/ 1 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808) 202 127  8 61.4   2/ 4 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865) 10  5 1
 3/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         971 633 32 60.5   3/ 2 SHEWISH DINER (806)      10  5 0
 4/ 5 SECOND BANANAS (573)     398 280 42 58.7   4/10 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         10  5 0
 5/ 4 SHEWISH DINER (806)      198 140 15 58.6   5/ 5 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)     9  6 1
 6/ 3 YOU GOT BONED (866)       50  36  2 58.1   6/ 3 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  6 0
 7/ 7 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         %1044 869 54 54.6   7/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  6 0
 8/ 8 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    220 185 17 54.3   8/17 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       9  6 0
 9/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       42  36  2 53.8   9/ 6 BORN TO MACK (639)        8  4 1
10/11 DARQUE FORCES (396)      430 401 31 51.7  10/22 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       8  7 1
11/ 9 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    31  29  2 51.7  11/14 AFFLICTION (862)          8  7 1
12/12 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)    105  99 10 51.5  12/13 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     8  7 0
13/21 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      35  34  3 50.7  13/25 WHITE WOLVES (832)        8  7 0
14/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      258 251 12 50.7  14/15 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      7  7 0
15-15 LEGIONS OF FATE (856)     81  79  7 50.6  15/ 7 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   7  8 1
16/14 BASH BROS PARK (766)     191 189 11 50.3  16/23 WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)      7  8 0
17/16 BORN TO MACK (639)        36  36  4 50.0  17/20 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      7  8 0
18/10 AFFLICTION (862)          30  30  1 50.0  18/18 EL CAMINO:HOT SAUC (808)  7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)      61  62  5 49.6  19/26 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     6  9 1
20/22 TRUMP IS HUGE (863)       34  35  2 49.3  20/ 8 YOU GOT BONED (866)       6  9 0
21/20 PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)  61  63  3 49.2  21/28 LAZY BOYZ (167)           6  9 0
22/18 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     134 140  4 48.9  22/19 BASH BROS PARK (766)      6  9 0
23/19 FAST FOOD (724)          271 287 16 48.6  23/12 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      6  9 0
24/25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    114 130  1 46.7  24/21 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 0
25/26 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)   46  54  3 46.0  25/ 9 PSY CORPS (867)           5 10 0
26/27 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     70  83  1 45.8  26/24 FAST FOOD (724)           5 10 0
27/24 PSY CORPS (867)           40  48  4 45.5  27/29 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     5 10 0
28/28 LAZY BOYZ (167)           25  33  4 43.1  28/16 LAND OF OZ (217)          4 11 0
29/29 DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)     38  56  7 40.4  29-27*DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)     3  7 0
30/30 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      46  73  3 38.7  30/30 TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)    2  3 0
31/31 WHITE WOLVES (832)       112 189  5 37.2  31/ 0 SOBOLAN PACHET (871)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

The Turf War XII has ended. For your enjoyment pleasure, here is the list of prizes to 
be won. Winners will be posted and sent to Lee shortly.

                                        PRIZES
Certs:
Winning alliance gets 70% of the pooled certs. Second place alliance gets 20%, and 
third place gets 10%.

RSI awards: (all must be applied to DM47 warriors, cannot create out-of-bounds 
warrior, and one max prize applied to any warrior -- all within 6 months)(one max 
prize means that if you win two prizes they cannot be applied to the same warrior.)

1. Winning alliance captain may choose three (each manager/team receives same prize as 
   chosen by captain):
   * Limited Damage Bump (bump one level damage) (warrior must have fought in the TW)
   * Stat replace (remove 2 SZ, replace 2 to any one other stat) (warrior must have 
     fought in the TW)
   * Choice Replacement (Receive 5 replacements, choose 1, delete 4)
   * Replacement stat swap (Replace/flip any 2 stats on one new replacement)(may not 
     use in combination with Choice Replacement.)
   * Favorite weapon knowledge (warrior must have fought in the TW)

2. 2nd place  alliance captain may choose two (each manager/team receives same prize 
   as chosen by captain)
   * Favorite weapon knowledge (warrior must have fought in the TW)
   * Favorite rhythm knowledge (warrior must have participated in TW)
   * Free stat raise of choice except size (may not create out-of-bounds warrior)

3. 3rd place  alliance captain may choose one (each manager/team receives same prize 
   as chosen by captain)
   * Favorite weapon knowledge (warrior must have fought in the TW)
   * Favorite rhythm knowledge (warrior must have participated in TW)
   * Free stat raise of choice except size (may not create out-of-bounds warrior)

Participation Award:
All teams/managers who fight in all rounds and 54 min fights (of 60)
   * Two +1 skill pots (added to warrior base; cannot create out of bound warrior)

These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderators within two weeks of round twelve for 
individual claiming from RSI within 4 turns of the end of TWXII. The certs will be 
mailed to the winning alliance by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the 
TW.

***---------*---------*---------*---------**---------*---------*---------*---------***

                                       Turf War
                                    Turn 12 Scoring

Thanks all for a another successful contest.  The awards will be posted on the
Duel2 forums and sent to RSI soon.  They will also be listed in next turn's
newsletter.

Final Results:

                        Total                Full  Certs Turn
                        Score Alliance  Wins Teams Score Score
                        498   PM         5    2     0     63    
                        480   MASH       4    2     0     54    
                        456   TH         6    2     0     72    
                        453   GBH        6    2     0     72    
                        447   DHPT       4    2     0     54    
                        432   FtN        6    2     0     72    
                        414   KLG        6    2     0     72    
                        411   SO         7    2     0     81    
                        405   HP         5    2     0     63    
                        399   DC         2    2     0     36    
                        393   TToF       5    2     0     63    
                        387   SPBL       4    2     0     54    
                        315   NF         3    2     0     45    
                        129   TR         2    0     0     0     

          Individual                                           Endurance
          Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights, Turns
          63         PM                                                  
            36         SHEWISH DINER                 5/3         60/60, 12 
            27         BASH BROS PARK                5/2         60/60, 12 
          54         MASH                                                
            9          LAND OF OZ                    5/0         60/60, 12 
            45         SECOND BANANAS                5/4         60/60, 12 
          72         TH                                                  
            45         DARQUE FORCES                 5/4         60/60, 12 
            27         THE PURGE 209                 5/2         59/60, 12 
          72         GBH                                                 
            36         REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/3         60/60, 12 
            36         DEATHLY HALLOWS               5/3         60/60, 12 
          54         DHPT                                                
            36         PAPER TIGERS S19.1            5/3         60/60, 12 
            18         YOU GOT BONED                 5/1         59/60, 12 
          72         FtN                                                 
            45         ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         60/60, 12 
            27         BOOK OF THOMAS                5/2         60/60, 12 
          72         KLG                                                 
            36         WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         60/60, 12 
            36         ZOMBIE SQUAD 6                5/3         56/60, 12 
          81         SO                                                  
            45         WRATHMEN 23-19                5/4         59/60, 12 
            36         TRUMP IS HUGE                 5/3         59/60, 12 
          63         HP                                                  
            27         SPECTRAL STEEL                5/2         58/60, 12 
            36         BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/3         59/60, 12 
          36         DC                                                  
            18         PSY CORPS                     5/1         60/60, 12 
            18         AFFLICTION                    5/1         55/60, 11 
          63         TToF                                                
            36         EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE           5/3         56/60, 12 
            27         SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         60/60, 12 
          54         SPBL                                                
            27         ABERRANT 5 BLADES             5/2         60/60, 12 
            27         DOWNWARD SPIRAL               5/2         59/60, 12 
          45         NF                                                  
            18         FAST FOOD                     5/1         60/60, 12 
            27         TEAM HAS NO NAME              5/2         45/60, 9  
          0          TR                                                  
            -9         SMOKED OUT!!!                 0/0         20/60, 4  
            9          BORN TO MACK                  4/2         51/60, 11 

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, I'm off to the Isle of the Eye!  Immortality is mine!

I started 17-14-5-11-17-9-11 WS
The commission says I favor fighting MO/VL with a MS and can use the Bash and Parry 
tactics well. I learn parry skills fast, but that isn't news to me.  The reality is 
I've learned most of my attack, parry, and initiative skills.

It has been fun!

And just in case anyone is wondering, I have far more FE than my arena record 
suggests. I had winning records in at least one tourney at every level I fought in 
except for Initiates, where my best showing was 3-3.  For success, only a single 
Rookies TV to my name.

Hopefully I finish my career here in North Fork with a win and lead Parks and 
Mastication to a Turf War win!

                                             -- Ugly Art

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of NORTH FORK.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Managers were 
muttering after TRUMP IS HUGE showed NORTH FORK what they could do:  3-2-0 to move up 
by 12.  Perhaps it is WHITE WOLVES members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 25th to 13th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) The boys at YOU GOT BONED 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop last 
week.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of SPECTRAL STEEL.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 12th to 23rd.  Watch out!!!  Thinking about 
sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is PSY CORPS, after suffering a 16 drop 
in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of LAND OF OZ.  
Note their drop in the rankings from 16th to 28th.  Watch out!!!  Good things come to 
those who fight well, as WRATHMEN 23-19 can attest, moving up by 7.  PAPER TIGERS 
S19.1 had cause to celebrate, after YUPPIE MOTH got 21 points by beating BONE DRY.  
Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, YUPPIE MOTH was winsome, after beating BONE 
DRY and seeing her lose 19 points.  UGLY ART successfully staved off a grab for the 
roses by VIKING VAMPIRE of SPECTRAL STEEL.  Does NORTH FORK have no one talented 
enough to dethrone him?  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls 
and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of LAND OF OZ, alone and unchallenged.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, BASH BROS PARK scurried away from LAND OF OZ.  
Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, RANNI is the most challenged warrior.  Take heed NORTH 
FORK, of the unprincipled action of KOOKABURRA.  By challenging KING CHARLES, 21 
points below it, KOOKABURRA besmirches the noble art of dueling.  KOOKABURRA bested 
KING CHARLES with a point difference of 21.  So this is what NORTH FORK calls a duel. 
This will make an interesting tale.  As a confidence booster, SLOW COOK challenged 
EMPURRROR, down 18 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, SLOW 
COOK?  Warriors of NORTH FORK!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base 
challenge of SLOW COOK?  Place your bets!  SHEIK TZU is the long shot of the week:  
they challenged JURINE CAKE, up by 31.  Fixed fights?  Paybacks?  Blind luck?  
Whatever, SHEIK TZU challenged JURINE CAKE, SHEIK TZU the underdog by 31 points.  THE 
WHIPPERSNAPPER challenged PRINCESS BUTTERPUP!  Who says BIG LAKE GROOVE are just a 
bunch of wimps!  THE WHIPPERSNAPPER of BIG LAKE GROOVE kept his wits as he was 
overcame by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  I hear PULSE of AFFLICTION tired of the battles and was thinking of becoming a 
priest.  WILT CHAMBERLAIN of BORN TO MACK saved him the effort of getting references. 
Fair play must not be a credo of BORN TO MACK, as WILT CHAMBERLAIN permanently 
removed PULSE of AFFLICTION from the competition in a mismatched fight.  Never one to 
advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see WHITE WOLVES retaliate against 
ABERRANT 5 BLADES in bloodfeud!  Charity is unknown in NORTH FORK, and rightly so.  
BIG LAKE GROOVE exacted their revenge against TRUMP IS HUGE.  Justice was served as 
MONSTER fought QUAKE in bloodfeud.  Well done, BOOK OF THOMAS!  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in NORTH FORK is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for NORTH 
FORK?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUDGE 9735               ST 12   6  0   115       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOXYGEN 10027             LU 10   7  1   110       PSY CORPS (867)
 THE WHISPER 9757          LU 19  11  2   106       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 SHEIK TZU 9452            LU 12  19  0   105       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211    SL 14  12  1   100       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 KOOKABURRA 9976           ST 12   5  0   100       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 SHOCKWAVE 9784            ST 15   9  0    98       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 MELSANDRA 9968            LU 11   6  0    96       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 APOCALYPSE 10030          LU 10   4  1    96       THE PURGE 209 (868)                      *
 BRUTUS 9380               BA 22  26  3    95       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 MONSTER 9618              LU 13   4  2    94       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 PLAGUE FACE 9829          ST  9   2  1    93       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
-LUTHIEN 9778                 18  14  2    91       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)                    ???
 STABBERS 9750             AB  8   5  0    91       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DUNCAN 9777                  16  16  1    90       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)                    ???
 PRINCESS BUTTERPUP 9687   SL 10   7  1    90       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 GOB BLUTH 9478            LU 15  11  2    87       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 THE DELTA 10026           ST  7  11  1    86       PSY CORPS (867)
 RUBEUS HALBERD 10058      BA  8   4  1    85       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 MEK-QUAKE 9782            LU 15  13  0    82       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 JURINE CAKE 9371          LU 14  11  0    82       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 FORBIDDEN FRUIT 9632      AB 17  24  0    81       FAST FOOD (724)
 HILLARY 9534              LU 13  12  1    79       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 PILLAGE 10035             LU 10   5  0    79       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 BROKEN FAUCET 9686        TP 10   7  0    79       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THAT'S HUMERUS 10010      PL 13   8  1    72       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 THE SINFUL NATURE 9847    ST 12   8  2    72       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 KING CHARLES 9451         LU 14  16  0    71       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 CAPTAIN KIRK 5954         WS  9   6  1    71       BORN TO MACK (639)
 MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE 10054  ST  6   3  0    71       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 BUFFY 10047               AB 16  12  0    70       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 ENCHILADAS SUIZAS 9816    ST  9   6  0    70       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 THE WHIPPERSNAPPER 9905   ST 11   8  0    69       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 BURN 10036                TP 11   6  0    69       THE PURGE 209 (868)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO $HORT 5953            LU  8   8  1    68       BORN TO MACK (639)
 RENEWING THE MIND 9904    PR 13   6  0    67       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORTHWIND 9454            LU 10   7  1    66       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 RAVAGE 9901               PS  9   7  0    66       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 CONWAY AD 9961            BA  6   8  0    66       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 WENDY 9727                AB 16  17  0    65       FAST FOOD (724)
 FRENZY 9949               AB  8   4  0    64       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SIXSHOT 9919              LU  8   8  2    62       DARQUE FORCES (396)
 SERF 10056                LU  7   5  0    62       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
 YUPPIE MOTH 9975          AB  7   7  0    60       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 TRY ONE 9765              ST 15  13  0    58       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950         8   7  1    58       BORN TO MACK (639)                       [LU-SL-ST]
 WHOPPER 9835              BA  7  15  0    58       FAST FOOD (724)
 TRUMP U 9962              LU  5   9  0    58       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROTTING WOOD 9896         LU  5   7  0    54       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 DARK SOHO 10022           LU 11   8  0    53       PSY CORPS (867)
 FEMINIST 10103            LU  5   4  0    53       THE PURGE 209 (868)
 CONWAY 9720               WS  9   6  1    52       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 ACE REPORTER 9897         SL  7  11  0    52       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ANTS 9832                 ST  6   6  0    52       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 THE WARRIOR 9948          LU  5   9  0    52       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 VENOM 9951                AB  6   6  0    50       AFFLICTION (862)
 DIE ROLL 9946             BA 10   4  0    49       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 SMOKE KING HOT 10082      ST  7   3  0    49       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 PICANTE 10063             LU  6   6  0    49       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
 CLUB COFFEE 9833          AB 11  11  0    48       FAST FOOD (724)
 SPOOK SOLDIER 9722        AB  8   6  0    48       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
-CAULDER 9772                  4   0  0    47       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)                    ???
 RANNI 10009               LU  5   6  0    46       AFFLICTION (862)
 VIRUS 10130                   4   4  0    45       THE PURGE 209 (868)                      [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST]
 POPPY 9927                TP  9   5  0    44       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BAUM 10053                    6   6  0    43       LAND OF OZ (217)                         [AB-LU-SL-ST]
 ABSOLUM 10023             WS  5   8  2    43       PSY CORPS (867)
 SOCIALISM 10143           LU  4   1  0    43       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 RAINBOW 9841              TP  8  13  0    42       LAND OF OZ (217)
 THEVSHI TROOPER 10109         3   4  0    42       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)                     [AB-LU-SL-ST]
 STILL WON 10088           AB  5   5  1    40       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)
 G.O.A.T. 9959                 7   7  0    39       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 DRACO MAL FOIL 10059      PR  6   6  1    39       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 ZIB KLIBZET 1219          AB  7   6  1    38       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 TROLL 10025               SL  7  12  0    37       PSY CORPS (867)
 BONE DRY 10057            TP  7   5  0    37       YOU GOT BONED (866)
 ZANDER 10102                  5   4  0    37       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)                     [AB-LU-SL-ST]
 VICTORIOUS FAITH 9846     PS  8  12  0    36       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 YUPPIE ZEALOT 9971        BA  9   7  1    35       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
 CUDGEL PUFF 10083         BA  7   3  0    35       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
 JACK SQUAT 10108          AB  5   3  0    35       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 SITH TZU LORD 10095       AB  5   4  0    34       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 BIG TEN 10177                 3   0  0    34       ROYAL FLUSH (48)                         [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUAKE 10071               SL  6   4  1    33       AFFLICTION (862)
 SALSA VERDE 10062         AB  5   7  0    33       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)
-ANIMAL 10128                  4   3  0    33       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)                    [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 SQUINTER 9831             LU  6   7  0    31       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 GERMANICUS 10105              5   4  0    31       WHITE WOLVES (832)                       [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DANCING QUEEN 10133       ST  4   3  1    31       ROYAL FLUSH (48)
 ANDORIAN YUPPIE 9973      SL  4  10  0    30       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)
-COUNT 10129               SL  3   4  1    30       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEB ZIBDIZZER 1272        TP  6   3  0    29       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 LYCAN 10007               TP  6   5  0    29       AFFLICTION (862)
 MEMAW 10099               ST  5   4  0    29       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)
 ORIGINAL JOE 10066        ST  5   6  1    28       FAST FOOD (724)
 FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092       4   5  0    28       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)                  [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ALCHEMIST 9827            TP  6   3  0    27       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)
 TRIALS OF VICTORY 10055   AB  5   7  1    27       ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
 BONE UP 10064                 5   6  0    27       YOU GOT BONED (866)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 MORE CRAP 10159               4   1  0    27       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 READ THE ROOM 10091       WS  4   5  0    27       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)
 AL BORLAND 10112          BA  4   4  1    26       SECOND BANANAS (573)
 SLOW COOK 10165               3   1  0    25       SHEWISH DINER (806)                      [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
-DAMIEN 9769                   2   0  1    25       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)                    ???
 JALAPENO 10146                4   2  0    24       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)                [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135        3   4  1    24       DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 THE WANTING 10120         SL  3   5  0    24       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)
 WILE E. COYOTE 10157          2   3  1    24       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-GUS 10189                     1   2  0    24       SOBOLAN PACHET (871)                     ???

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOOS 10179                ST  3   0  0    23       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
 VEXILLARIUS 10085         ST  3   6  0    22       WHITE WOLVES (832)
 RECON REVENANT 10067      BA  5   6  0    21       SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
 KARL 10074                LU  5   6  0    21       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 BONE APPETIT 10149        TP  4   1  0    21       SHEWISH DINER (806)
 HUNTSMAN 10097            LU  4   5  0    17       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)
 TESTIMONIAL 10111         BA  4   4  0    16       LAND OF OZ (217)
 VERTIGO 10117                 2   6  0    16       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 LUCIUS 10086                  3   6  0    15       WHITE WOLVES (832)                       [AB-LU-SL-ST]
 BOURRINOS 10162               3   2  0    15       WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 APT. ZZRAB 1640           LU  2   5  0    15       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 BAD TRADE 10144               3   3  2    14       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BARNEY STINSON 10136          3   4  1    14       BORN TO MACK (639)                       [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 GRRR 10164                TP  3   1  0    14       ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 (869)
 FINISHMENOW 10175             1   2  0    14       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CRAP 10158                    3   2  0    12       WRATHMEN 23-19 (864)                     [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PORTA POTTY 10160         BA  1   4  0    11       BASH BROS PARK (766)
 CUBANELLE 10152               1   2  0    11       EL CAMINO:HOT SAUCE (808)                [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-CATFISH 10188                 1   1  0    10       SOBOLAN PACHET (871)                     ???
-ELMO 10201                LU  1   0  0    10       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)
 ZING 10228                    1   0  0    10       LAZY BOYZ (167)                          [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CARNIVOROUS YUPPIE 10227      1   0  0    10       PAPER TIGERS S19.1 (865)                 [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CHEF SPECIAL 10172            1   2  0     9       SHEWISH DINER (806)                      [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BOOTLICKER 10182              1   1  0     9       SATAN'S MINIONS (813)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 AUGER 10156                   0   5  0     9       DOWNWARD SPIRAL (840)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DECIMUS 10226                 1   0  0     8       WHITE WOLVES (832)                       [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 COWARDLY LION 10180       ST  1   1  0     7       LAND OF OZ (217)
 BAG O BONES 10219             1   0  0     6       YOU GOT BONED (866)                      [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-METUFF - UNOT 10176           0   2  0     6       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 KAMALA 10225                  1   0  0     5       SECOND BANANAS (573)                     [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-TINY 9768                     1   1  0     5       LEGIONS OF FATE (856)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ZADD NIZZTROG 1928        LU  0   5  0     5       LAZY BOYZ (167)
 ROZATOARE 10187               0   1  0     5       SOBOLAN PACHET (871)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DOWN MITCH 10178              0   3  0     3       TRUMP IS HUGE (863)                      [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-BARKLEY 10169                 0   3  0     3       DOK SIK KILLAS! (870)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 EMPURRROR 10185           BA  0   2  0     2       REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
 THE WIMP 10221                0   1  0     1       BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 HEDIES 10220                  0   1  0     1       BOOK OF THOMAS (801)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RUMBLE 10224                  0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (396)                      [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 MR SMITH 10229                0   1  0     1       TEAM HAS NO NAME (857)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PULSE 10137             4  2 0 AFFLICTION 862       WILT CHAMBERLAIN 5950 438   
THE WHISP 9947          6  7 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  STILL WON 10088       437  JUST REVENGED
STYLECRAZE 10163        1  2 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   QUAKE 10071           437  JUST REVENGED
FOZZY BEAR 10126        1  3 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  DRACO MAL FOIL 10059  434  NOT REVENGED
FRAZZLE 10167           0  2 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  KILLIUS SLITWIC 10135 436   
SLIMEY 10168            0  1 0 DOK SIK KILLAS! 870  BAD TRADE 10144       435  REVENGED
DEAD 7 10222            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  STONE GOLEM           438  NONE
DEAD 8 10223            0  1 0 SATAN'S MINIONS 813  STONE GOLEM           438  NONE
VANILLA BEN 10110       3  1 0 SHEWISH DINER 806    NORTHWIND 9454        434  JUST REVENGED
DA MEAT 9930            4  6 1 TEAM HAS NO NAME 857 THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 434  REVENGED
TERTIUS 9923            7  7 0 WHITE WOLVES 832     THE SINFUL NATUR 9847 437  JUST REVENGED
KNUCKLE HEAD 10161      1  4 0 YOU GOT BONED 866    WILE E. COYOTE 10157  438   
BYE 10230               0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 6 869   MOUNTAIN TROLL        438  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, my! Mashies are on a roll! Super Mashie Mannequin slams a 5-0-1 for a 300 yard 
drive! What a partner! -- Oz The All Excited
P.S. Gooooooo, Mashies.

Renewing The Mind, we should have read my books instead of fighting. -- Baum

Trump U, I want my money back! -- Rainbow

Zadd Nizztrog, sorry about that, but you know how it is ....... -- Testimonial

Andorian Yuppy, how nice of you to challenge. And you are so truly Andorian that you 
gave me the win. I promise to vote for you as MVP! -- Poppy

Empurrror, stick with me; we kitty cats need to romp together. -- Cowardly Lion

Health. Humility. Honor. But it is The Turf Wars! -- Oz The All Philosophical

Whopper -- Impressive blow! I am now having to learn how to use my other arm! -- 
Germanicus

The Sinful Nature -- Sin by name, sin by nature! Your sinful deeds will soon come to 
an end! -- White Wolves

A Marrow Escape -- A worthy opponent! Good luck on the Isle. -- Brutus

Recon Revenant -- Remind me not to challenge you again! -- Vexillarius

Ace Reporter -- Thank you for the skills training and my new scar! -- Lucius

Oz / Mannequin -- Nothing would give me greater joy than to see your alliance renamed 
after this turn to Mashied! -- Assur

OAB -- So do we hold on to first?  Or claim second yet again?!? -- Assur

North Fork -- Prepare for TRIPLE SCORING MADNESS! -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD 8 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEAD 7 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a dull 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RUMP ROAST bested NORTHWIND in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Bloodfeud fight.
BRUTUS bested THE SINFUL NATURE in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
MONSTER devastated QUAKE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud match.
KOOKABURRA handily defeated KING CHARLES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SLOW COOK vanquished EMPURRROR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WILE E. COYOTE dispatched KNUCKLE HEAD in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE WHIPPERSNAPPER was beaten by PRINCESS BUTTERPUP in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
STABBERS overpowered BURN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THAT'S HUMERUS was subdued by PILLAGE in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
RUBEUS HALBERD subdued CAPTAIN KIRK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
PLAGUE FACE overpowered ENCHILADAS SUIZAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
MEK-QUAKE viciously subdued FORBIDDEN FRUIT in a 1 minute master's Challenge bout.
SHEIK TZU overpowered JURINE CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TRY ONE was overpowered by CONWAY AD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MEGA MOOSE KNUCKLE overpowered VENOM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ANTS devastated ANDORIAN YUPPIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SQUINTER was vanquished by RANNI in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
SIXSHOT viciously subdued CLUB COFFEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fray.
DIE ROLL subdued DRACO MAL FOIL in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE WARRIOR defeated STILL WON in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
FRENZY savagely defeated POPPY in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BAUM was subdued by TRUMP U in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
CONWAY unbelievably bested ROTTING WOOD in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
SOCIALISM savagely defeated TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
ALCHEMIST was overpowered by SMOKE KING HOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SITH TZU LORD viciously subdued LYCAN in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CUDGEL PUFF savagely defeated READ THE ROOM in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
PORTA POTTY was beaten by BOOTLICKER in a 3 minute Challenge bout.
BOURRINOS was savagely defeated by VEXILLARIUS in a exciting 6 minute Challenge fray.
BONE APPETIT won victory over AUGER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
THE WANTING devastated HUNTSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GERMANICUS bested KILLIUS SLITWICK in a action packed 4 minute Challenge bout.
CHEF SPECIAL was overpowered by FINISHMENOW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
UGLY ART handily defeated VIKING VAMPIRE in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
APOCALYPSE was unbelievably bested by THE WHISPER in a 2 minute master's bout.
TOXYGEN vanquished GOB BLUTH in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
THE DELTA was vanquished by DRUDGE in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
HELLHOUND HESTATI viciously subdued BROKEN FAUCET in a popular 2 minute master's duel.
SHOCKWAVE overpowered MASTER DARQUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
MELSANDRA overpowered SERF in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
HILLARY overpowered WENDY in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
DARK SOHO was vanquished by RAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BUFFY handily defeated SPOOK SOLDIER in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
RENEWING THE MIND beat FEMINIST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
TOO $HORT viciously subdued RAINBOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal match.
YUPPIE ZEALOT was subdued by VIRUS in a 2 minute brawl.
YUPPIE MOTH overpowered BONE DRY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ACE REPORTER demolished ABSOLUM in a 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
JACK SQUAT was overpowered by WHOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
VICTORIOUS FAITH was defeated by THEVSHI TROOPER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
WILT CHAMBERLAIN put to death PULSE in a 1 minute contest.
PICANTE overpowered ORIGINAL JOE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KARL was vanquished by G.O.A.T. in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RECON REVENANT was subdued by ZEB ZIBDIZZER in a 2 minute conflict.
BONE UP was luckily beaten by FACE FIERY TRIALS in a 4 minute gory struggle.
BARNEY STINSON was overpowered by SALSA VERDE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided brawl.
BIG TEN vanquished BAD TRADE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ZANDER overpowered APT. ZZRAB in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRIALS OF VICTORY lost to AL BORLAND in a 1 minute match.
ZIB KLIBZET demolished CUBANELLE in a popular 1 minute uneven battle.
TESTIMONIAL was overpowered by DANCING QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VERTIGO was vanquished by MEMAW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LUCIUS was overpowered by JALAPENO in a popular 2 minute one-sided match.
MORE CRAP overpowered DOWN MITCH in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GRRR outwaited COWARDLY LION in a crowd pleasing 10 minute novice's struggle.
CRAP subdued THE WIMP in a 2 minute beginner's match.
ZADD NIZZTROG was outwaited by BAG O BONES in a 7 minute novice's battle.
DOOS overpowered HEDIES in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROZATOARE was subdued by KAMALA in a 1 minute beginner's conflict.
RUMBLE was demolished by CARNIVOROUS YUPPIE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DECIMUS beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
ZING handily defeated MR SMITH in a 1 minute uneven conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  17 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 32         WALL OF STEEL     54 -  45 -  3      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                      20         LUNGING ATTACK   197 - 190 - 10      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         STRIKING ATTACK  134 - 134 - 10      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       69 -  71 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        86 -  99 -  3      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         BASHING ATTACK    64 -  79 -  4      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   58 -  75 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  13 -  1      32  |

Turn 438 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        8 -  9         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   17 - 15     AIMED BLOW         8 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    18 - 17     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DRUDGE 9735                12   6  0  115 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOXYGEN 10027              10   7  1  110 PSY CORPS (867)
SLASHING ATTACK  HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211     14  12  1  100 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
AIMED BLOW       STABBERS 9750               8   5  0   91 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
BASHING ATTACK   RUBEUS HALBERD 10058        8   4  1   85 DEATHLY HALLOWS (795)
TOTAL PARRY      BROKEN FAUCET 9686         10   7  0   79 BASH BROS PARK (766)
PARRY-LUNGE      THAT'S HUMERUS 10010       13   8  1   72 YOU GOT BONED (866)
WALL OF STEEL    CAPTAIN KIRK 5954           9   6  1   71 BORN TO MACK (639)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RENEWING THE MIND 9904     13   6  0   67 ABERRANT 5 BLADES (858)
PARRY-STRIKE     RAVAGE 9901                 9   7  0   66 DARQUE FORCES (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHEIK TZU 9452.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COWARDLY LION 10180.  The ten other most popular fighters were FRENZY 9949, 
SIXSHOT 9919, VEXILLARIUS 10085, KILLIUS SLITWICK 10135, APOCALYPSE 10030, ROTTING 
WOOD 9896, LUCIUS 10086, HELLHOUND HESTATI 9211, TOO $HORT 5953, and RUBEUS HALBERD 
10058.

The least popular fighter this week was BAG O BONES 10219.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRRR 10164, DEAD 7 10222, FACE FIERY TRIALS 10092, BOURRINOS 
10162, MR SMITH 10229, DECIMUS 10226, RUMBLE 10224, HEDIES 10220, DOWN MITCH 10178, 
and VERTIGO 10117.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

VIKING VAMPIRE (47-8992) SPECTRAL STEEL (778)
RUMP ROAST (47-9066) SHEWISH DINER (806)
UGLY ART (47-9458) BASH BROS PARK (766)