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DM 072 Newsletter
DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/20/2019    Duedate: 07/17/2019

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-341

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIM SALMON
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-6290) [14-4-0,140]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIM SALMON                     PULVERIZE
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
(72-6290) [14-4-0,140]         (72-4001) [5-0-0,133]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SNOOP DOGGY DOGG               PULVERIZE
MONGREL HORDE (680)            REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
(72-6245) [18-10-1,129]        (72-4001) [5-0-0,133]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONGREL HORDE (680)         42
2. BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)     34BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
3. BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)  25      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)  25
5. UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)      24BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  14   0  0  100   1/ 5*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)   9  1 0
 2/ 6*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164)   6   0  1  100   2/ 2 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  7  2 0
 3/ 5*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)     5   0  1  100   3/11*BASH BROS LUNCHTI (1164)  6  0 1
 4/ 4*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)       5   0  0  100   4/10*BASH BROS TRASH (1338)    5  0 1
 5/10*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)    2   0  0  100   5/12 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   5  1 1
 6- 9*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192)   1   0  0  100   6/16 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    5  1 1
 7-13 BB SMART PHONE (732)       9   1  2 90.0   7/ 6 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  5  1 0
 8/ 3*BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)    9   1  0 90.0   8/18*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   4  0 0
 9/14*BASH BROS FEELING (1201)   8   1  0 88.9   9/19*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)  4  0 0
10/16*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)       5   1  0 83.3  10/20*BASH BROS FEELING (1201)  4  1 0
11/ 2*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)    8   2  1 80.0  11/ 4*BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)   4  2 0
12/18*BASH BROS FENCE (784)      4   1  1 80.0  12/ 3 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  4  5 0
13/15 BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  33   9  0 78.6  13/21 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      3  0 0
14/17 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   45  13  4 77.6  14/14*REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)      3  0 0
15/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      20   6  1 76.9  15/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       3  0 0
16/34*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)   3   1  0 75.0  16/ 7 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    3  1 1
17/19 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  60  22  1 73.2  17/33*BASH BROS HARD DI (1035)  3  1 0
18/20 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  50  19  1 72.5  18/ 8*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   67  27  1 71.3  19/ 9*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     3  8 0
20/23 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    98  40  6 71.0  20-17 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     2  0 1
21/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       56  23  4 70.9  21/27*BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)   2  0 0
22/21 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  41  17  2 70.7  22/30*BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)      2  0 0
23-24*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    15   7  0 68.2  23/31 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   2  0 0
24/33*BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)   4   2  0 66.7  24/32*BASH BROS FENCE (784)     2  0 0
25/26 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  39  20  1 66.1  25-15 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  2  0 0
26-27 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    27  14  0 65.9  26/13 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  2  1 0
27/28*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   11   6  0 64.7  27- 1*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    2  2 0
28/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    138  82  7 62.7  28/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  2 0
29/29 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   17  12  0 58.6  29-22*DELICATE THUNDER (466)    2  3 0
30/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          73  53  3 57.9  30-23 BB SMART PHONE (732)      1  0 1
31/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       75  55  9 57.7  31-24*BASH BROS POLITIC (1192)  1  0 0
32/30*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  13  12  1 52.0  32/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  0 0
33-31 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    104  97  9 51.7  33-35 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  0 0
34-35 ONE MAN BAND (684)        44  46  2 48.9  34-36 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  1 0
35/37 OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)      12  13  0 48.0  35/38 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   1  2 0
36/36*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     12  16  0 42.9  36/34*J IS FOR JACK (1268)      1  2 0
37/39 UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)    16  22  2 42.1  37-37*OUTCASTS (1369)           1  2 0
38/32*J IS FOR JACK (1268)       2   3  0 40.0  38/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     1  2 0
39-38*DELICATE THUNDER (466)     2   3  0 40.0  39/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  2 0
40-40*GOOD FOOD? (1329)          1   2  0 33.3  40/42 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  0  2 0
41-41*OUTCASTS (1369)            3  14  0 17.6  41-41*BASH BROS NAMING (1204)   0  1 0
42-42*BASH BROS NAMING (1204)    0   1  0  0.0  42-39*GOOD FOOD? (1329)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, BASH BROS 
SHEETS had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BASH BROS SPOUSE! 
Way to go BASH BROS SPOUSE!  BASH BROS HARD DISK had like a really albendranius week! 
Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 17th team!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  
Listen to this--BASH BROS B-MOVIES got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them 
after the fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 8 after 
going 3-0-0.  Keep it up, BASH BROS LUNCHTIME!  MVP award for JUSTIN UPTON?  PURPLE 
PLATYPI's proud of him after beating SPOILED and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  UNPREPARED got smashed by STARGAZER, and lost 13 points!  Like DARK 
ARENA's DARK CHAMPION is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster NO 
BATTERIES!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  NO BATTERIES stopped DARK 
CHAMPION dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  H IS FOR HIPPO was the most avoided team.  Is a 12-16-0 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BASH BROS FAST FOOD?  H IS FOR 
HIPPO, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is PULVERIZE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all 
of DRAGONHEAD!  He's got a 5-0-0, is that good?  Some fights are really unfair.  How 
do you think PROJECT A feels about being challenged by NO HEAT, 17 points above him?  
A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when NO HEAT challenged PROJECT A, 
17 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  NO BATTERIES returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his BASH BROS REMOTE teammates...  Hey you 
guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have 
someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIM SALMON 6290           PR 14   4  0   140       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PULVERIZE 4001            SL  5   0  0   133       REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245     LU 18  10  1   129       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 POTTY BREAK 6838          PR 19   7  0   114       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 FLICKERING 8048           TP 22   0  0   112       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849      LU 12   0  0   111       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 BOOGER KING 6588          TP 29  13  0   108       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 UNDERDOG 6250             WS 19   8  1   107       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-RAIN 6893                 LU 13   7  0   102       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 NONSTANDARD 8051          TP 15   9  1    98       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)                  *
 BAD SCRIPT 8068           WS 21   9  1    94       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 SHOPPING CART 6836        WS 17   9  1    94       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 WARNING BELLS 8011        WS 14   4  1    93       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)                 *
 BRIGHT 8050               BA 15   9  0    92       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HYACINTH 9549             PL  6   0  0    87       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 DRUNK 7812                   14   0  0    86       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)                [BA-LU-WS]
 CHEMICAL SMELL 7875       ST 10   1  0    81       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 BEAR 6221                 WS 11   7  1    77       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)                      *
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009        AB 10   8  0    75       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STARGAZER 10069           AB  7   7  0    66       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)                     *
 FIRE STARTER 8061         TP 12  11  0    65       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 FOXBAT 9863               AB  6   0  0    62       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 HUBERTA 9699              ST  2   3  0    60       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 UNCONTROLLABLE 9129       SL  2   0  0    58       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEMON 8010                BA 12   6  0    56       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 UNCOMFORTABLE 9131            4   0  0    53       BASH BROS FEELINGS (1201)                [AB-BA-LU-PL-TP-WS]
 PROJECT A 10072           TP  7  11  0    52       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)
-CYBERTECH 4060                1   0  0    51       DELICATE THUNDER (466)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 OVERFLOWING 7655          ST  5   0  0    49       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 UNPREPARED 7811           PL  9   5  0    47       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 CARDINAL 8794             LU  5   5  0    47       NL CENTRAL (783)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)                  [AB-BA]
 SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683     PS  4   3  0    44       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-XYLOPHONE 9365            TP  6   1  0    43       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-JUDAH 4543                BA  5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)                    *
 REPAIR 6819                   4   1  1    41       BASH BROS FENCE (784)                    [AB-LU-TP]
 NO HEAT 7077              LU  4   3  0    40       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)                 *
 FLOOD 7079                TP  5   4  0    39       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-VEHICLE OF HARM 4056          1   0  0    39       DELICATE THUNDER (466)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-IN THE WASHER 7833        AB  3   1  0    36       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 COUNT PEPPERMINT 10330    SL  4   4  1    35       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)                   *
-RIPPED 9875               SL  4   0  0    35       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 FISH STORY 7813           BA 10   4  0    34       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOG GONE IT 9950          BA  5   2  0    32       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-FROGGER 6123                  3   1  0    32       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)                      [AB-BA-LU-TP]
 MIA HAMM 9358             BA  2  13  2    30       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 UGLY 10118                    2   1  0    29       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)                 [AB-LU-PS-ST]
 BUGS 10143                    4   0  0    28       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)                  [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-TP-WS]
 BAD MEDIA 8127                2   0  0    28       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
 TOILET SEAT 10126             2   0  0    28       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)                  [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 10130        2   0  0    27       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)                  [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
-LUGONN 4055                   0   1  0    27       DELICATE THUNDER (466)                   [AB-LU-PL-PR-PS-ST-TP]
-HARD TO REACH 8049            7   5  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)                  [BA-TP]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)                    [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-WS]
-ORGAN 9495                    1   2  0    26       ONE MAN BAND (684)                       [AB-BA-LU]
 NAG 10128                 TP  2   0  0    25       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-DEAD BULB 10125               2   0  0    25       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-TP-WS]
 UNNATURAL GROWTH 10150        2   0  1    24       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
 LINT 9147                     2   0  0    24       BB TOURNEY NAMES (1205)                  [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILDLIFE 7076             LU  4   5  1    23       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)                 *
 MOTHS 7654                    4   1  0    23       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)                  [AB-BA-LU-PL-ST-WS]
 NOT WHAT I WANT 8942      PS  2   0  1    23       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)
-COLD 8226                 BA  1   1  0    23       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-T1000 4057                    0   1  0    23       DELICATE THUNDER (466)                   [AB-LU-PL-PR-PS-ST-TP]
-STINKY 8225               BA  2   0  0    22       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 LONELY 8946               BA  2   0  0    22       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)
 SOUR 10142                PS  3   1  1    21       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
-TRAGICALLY HIPPO 9701         3   2  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)                    [AB-LU-PL-TP]
 RED 10216                     2   1  0    21       NL CENTRAL (783)                         [LU-ST]
 SNORING 10127             BA  2   0  0    21       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
 CUB II 10305                  2   0  0    21       NL CENTRAL (783)                         [AB-LU-PL-ST]
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)                    [LU-ST]
 NO BATTERIES 10121            3   1  0    19       BB FLASHLIGHT (1333)                     [BA-WS]
 NO FOOD 8945                  2   0  0    19       BASH BROS LUNCHTIME (1164)               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
-LIVER 10094                   1   2  0    19       GOOD FOOD? (1329)                        [AB-LU]
-SPIRIT OF COFFEE 10108        2   0  1    18       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)                   [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 KNOCKED OVER 10147            2   0  0    18       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
 JUSTIN UPTON 9864             1   0  0    18       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
-FROG FOOT 10277               1   0  0    17       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-ST-WS]
 STRETCHED 10116               2   1  0    16       BASH BROS SWEATER (1332)                 [AB-LU-PS-ST]
-OVERFLOW 10149                1   0  0    16       BASH BROS TRASH (1338)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-SPARTAN 10327             LU  2   3  0    15       OUTCASTS (1369)                          *
 O' LANTERN 9558               2   3  0    15       J IS FOR JACK (1268)                     [LU-ST]
-WIPEOUT 10364                 1   0  0    13       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)                    [LU-SL-ST-WS]
 MOTOR GOES OUT 8123           1   1  0    13       BASH BROS HARD DISK (1035)               [AB-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP]
-CITIZEN BANE 10107            2   0  0    12       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)                   [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-MISSING MUSE 9143             0   1  0    11       BASH BROS NAMING (1204)                  [AB-LU-PL-PR-PS-ST-TP]
 DIRTY DISHES 10129        BA  1   1  0    10       BASH BROS SPOUSE (1334)
-YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE 10325 SL  1   6  0     9       OUTCASTS (1369)
-DOCTOR WEEVIL 10074           1   0  0     9       UNLIKELY HEROES (1325)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-ST-TP-WS]
-COOKIE CUTTER 9083            1   0  0     9       BASH BROS POLITICS (1192)                [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-RIP 10356                     1   0  1     8       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)                    [AB-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-HIRED MERCENARY 10068         0   1  0     5       OBSIDIAN HALL (1324)                     ???
 SPOILED 10141             BA  1   1  0     4       BASH BROS FRUITS (1337)
 BREWSKI 10282                 0   2  0     2       NL CENTRAL (783)                         [BA-ST]
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)                     [BA-LU-PL-SL-TP]
-TIME DRAGON 10417             0   1  0     1       OUTCASTS (1369)                          [AB-LU-PL-ST-TP]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      WILDLIFE 7076         341  NONE
UNDONE 7834             3  3 0 BASH BROS SHEETS 980 COUNT PEPPERMIN 10330 340   
HATEFUL 10456           0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  MOUNTAIN TROLL        341  NONE
HIPPOSER 10376          0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  RIP 10356             339   
HORRIBLE 10455          0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  WURM KIN              341  NONE
VOLK-MAN 10370          0  2 0 OUTCASTS 1369        SOUR 10142            338   
HIND 10331              0  1 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS 671    STONE GOLEM           341  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Unprepared -- Perhaps if you had been prepared, you might have won. And I might have 
actually learned something from you. -- Hyacinth

Drunk -- I am glad you enjoyed our match. -- Huberta

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO BATTERIES viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HORRIBLE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HIND was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HATEFUL was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BOOGER KING was savagely defeated by PULVERIZE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
HYACINTH won victory over FIRST SCRATCH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
HUBERTA was devastated by CHEMICAL SMELL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NO HEAT was defeated by PROJECT A in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
O' LANTERN was vanquished by COUNT PEPPERMINT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TIM SALMON vanquished BRIGHT in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
FLICKERING won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a tiresome 5 minute veteran's fight.
UNDERDOG viciously subdued SHOPPING CART in a 4 minute brutal veteran's bout.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG subdued BAD SCRIPT in a 2 minute master's competition.
NONSTANDARD devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
POTTY BREAK devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched bout.
WARNING BELLS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DRUNK unbelievably bested BEAR in a 5 minute master's bout.
UNPREPARED was devastated by STARGAZER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FIRE STARTER outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 14 minute one-sided bout.
UNCOMFORTABLE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
OVERFLOWING savagely defeated MIA HAMM in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
FLOOD was overpowered by FOXBAT in a 1 minute uneven fray.
UNCONTROLLABLE viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
FISH STORY was defeated by CARDINAL in a 1 minute fight.
LEMON viciously subdued SIR LOIN OF BEEF in a 2 minute gory match.
SOUR was unbelievably bested by DOG GONE IT in a 3 minute gory fight.
REPAIR demolished RED in a action packed 4 minute one-sided melee.
NO BATTERIES overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute bout.
NAG handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD MEDIA overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
UGLY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
BUGS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WILDLIFE executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
STRETCHED won victory over PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a monotonous 4 minute amateur's fight.
LINT demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TOILET SEAT handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SNORING demolished BREWSKI in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LONELY vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DIRTY DISHES was vanquished by CUB II in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NO FOOD demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SPOILED was overpowered by JUSTIN UPTON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT WHAT I WANT vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
MOTOR GOES OUT demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven conflict.
KNOCKED OVER overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
UNNATURAL GROWTH overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MOTHS overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         WALL OF STEEL     46 -   7 -  1      87  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   4 -  2      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  16 -  2      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  18 -  2      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       44 -  21 -  2      68  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  12 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        31 -  15 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   5 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  3      54  |

Turn 341 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0                                       3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0                                       3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1                                       2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      7 -  3                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290            14   4  0  140 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SLASHING ATTACK  PULVERIZE 4001              5   0  0  133 REAPUS MAXIMUS (462)
LUNGING ATTACK   SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245      18  10  1  129 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TOTAL PARRY      FLICKERING 8048            22   0  0  112 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 6250              19   8  1  107 MONGREL HORDE (680)
BASHING ATTACK   BRIGHT 8050                15   9  0   92 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
PARRY-LUNGE      HYACINTH 9549               6   0  0   87 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHEMICAL SMELL 7875        10   1  0   81 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
AIMED BLOW       FIRST SCRATCH 8009         10   8  0   75 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
PARRY-STRIKE     SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683       4   3  0   44 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PULVERIZE 4001.  The ten other most popular fighters were POTTY BREAK 
6838, RED 10216, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, BEAR 6221, UNCOMFORTABLE 9131, SOUR 10142, 
HYACINTH 9549, CHEMICAL SMELL 7875, UNDERDOG 6250, and SHOPPING CART 6836.

The least popular fighter this week was FIRE STARTER 8061.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FLICKERING 8048, STRETCHED 10116, SPOILED 10141, DIRTY DISHES 
10129, BREWSKI 10282, FISH STORY 7813, FLOOD 7079, DRUNK 7812, BAD SCRIPT 8068, and 
PROJECT A 10072.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TIM SALMON (72-6290) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NO BATTERIES (72-7733) BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

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