DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2024    Duedate: 04/17/2024

DAYLA KIV ARENA

DM 74    TURN 789

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COPA WHAT
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
(74-4594) [30-6-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COPA WHAT                      ONYX CENTURION
THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)         NEON TREASURES (592)
(74-4594) [30-6-0,121]         (74-5000) [4-1-1,47]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HELEN GREEN                    SALMONELLA SLAW
SAND DANCERS (251)             HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
(74-4975) [9-9-0,51]           (74-4965) [12-4-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON TREASURES (592)          31 
2. THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)        17 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
3. SAND DANCERS (251)            10    Unchartered Team
4. HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)     -8 
                                       NEON TREASURES (592)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MY JESS (594)              2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    5  7 0
 2/ 2 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 24   4  0 85.7   2/ 6*NEON TREASURES (592)      3  3 0
 3- 3 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)  200  79 11 71.7   3/ 4 SAND DANCERS (251)        3  3 0
 4/ 4 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)   108  89  4 54.8   4- 2 AL AZAR (589)             2  0 1
 5- 5 AL AZAR (589)             21  18  2 53.8   5- 5*MY JESS (594)             2  0 0
 6/ 6 SAND DANCERS (251)       1751 2028 59 46.3   6/ 3 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 2  1 0
 7/ 7*NEON TREASURES (592)       6  12  1 33.3   7- 7 SPROUT OF MY WAY! (555)   0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DAYLA 
KIV.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Coming up 
with a solid 2-2-0 outing, NEON TREASURES has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for AMBER DUCHESS, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after 
mashing LALVO OF THE PEN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  It's a proud day 
for the THE FUNKENSTEINS stable, as their warrior, COPA WHAT, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps 
T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that AL AZAR was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of AL AZAR's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo 
me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause HELL'S KITCHEN DELI beats feet every time 
AL AZAR smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
COPA WHAT, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DAYLA KIV have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COPA WHAT 4594            TP 30   6  0 121         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALMONELLA SLAW 4965      AB 12   4  0 102         HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROCK GHOST 4971           PS  7   2  2  83         AL AZAR (589)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUSTLIN EDDIE 4963        PR 13   8  0  59         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELEN GREEN 4975          BA  9   9  0  51         SAND DANCERS (251)        
-TINYYO 4973               ST  7   5  0  51         AL AZAR (589)             
 ONYX CENTURION 5000       SL  4   1  1  47         NEON TREASURES (592)      
 HOT BUTTER 4961           PR  9  12  0  39         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)    
 HUSTLIN JOHNNY 4962       PR  6   6  0  34         THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)                   *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TALKS BACK 5017               1   0  0  21         MY JESS (594)                            [AB-LU]
 AMBER DUCHESS 5025            1   0  0  16         NEON TREASURES (592)                     ???
-DIFFICULT 5019                1   0  0  13         MY JESS (594)                            [AB-LU]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK COIN 3 5028        0  1 0 NEON TREASURES 592   FARLITHAN THE CA       789 NONE
OPAL AMAZON 5026        0  1 0 NEON TREASURES 592   FARLITHAN THE CA       789 NONE
FELTER THE LAME 4886   14 41 0 SAND DANCERS 251     ROCK GHOST 4971        788  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARK COIN 3 was butchered by FARLITHAN THE CAT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OPAL AMAZON was butchered by FARLITHAN THE CAT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SALMONELLA SLAW was savagely defeated by COPA WHAT in a 2 minute Title melee.
JUSTLIN EDDIE slimly won victory over DANGEROUS BON LOKAR in a 3 minute bloody brawl.
HELEN GREEN overpowered HUSTLIN JOHNNY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ONYX CENTURION viciously subdued HOT BUTTER in a 2 minute gory duel.
AMBER DUCHESS viciously subdued LALVO OF THE PEN in a 3 minute bloody amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  2      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  25 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   3 -  0      25  |

Turn 789 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      COPA WHAT 4594             30   6  0  121 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
AIMED BLOW       SALMONELLA SLAW 4965       12   4  0  102 HELL'S KITCHEN DELI (588)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUSTLIN EDDIE 4963         13   8  0   59 THE FUNKENSTEINS (538)
SLASHING ATTACK  ONYX CENTURION 5000         4   1  1   47 NEON TREASURES (592)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HELEN GREEN 4975.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SALMONELLA SLAW 4965.  The ten other most popular fighters were JUSTLIN 
EDDIE 4963, HELEN GREEN 4975, ONYX CENTURION 5000, AMBER DUCHESS 5025, COPA WHAT 
4594, HUSTLIN JOHNNY 4962, HOT BUTTER 4961, DARK COIN 3 5028, OPAL AMAZON 5026, and  
0.

The least popular fighter this week was OPAL AMAZON 5026.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK COIN 3 5028, HOT BUTTER 4961, HUSTLIN JOHNNY 4962, COPA 
WHAT 4594, AMBER DUCHESS 5025, ONYX CENTURION 5000, HELEN GREEN 4975, JUSTLIN EDDIE 
4963, SALMONELLA SLAW 4965, and  0.