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DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2020    Duedate: 02/25/2020

SHADOWSPIRE ARENA

DM-81    TURN-339

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CASTILLON
DARQUE AGES (29)
(81-3268) [12-2-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CASTILLON                      POSITION IS EMPTY
DARQUE AGES (29)               
(81-3268) [12-2-0,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LEPER'S OTHER HAND             PRINCESS HOYT
BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)        BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
(81-3171) [15-16-1,86]         (81-3125) [17-21-3,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHANGHAIED (161)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (29)            48
2. OTTO'S DINER (96)           45      SHANGHAIED (161)
3. OAKLEAF (184)               26      Unchartered Team
4. THE COMMODORES (150)        25
5. INEBRIATION (27)            19      CM-THE MENTORS (168)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         218 149  8 59.4   1/ 1 SHANGHAIED (161)         11  4 0
 2/ 2 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)      700 557 22 55.7   2/ 4 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)       9  6 0
 3/ 4 OAKLEAF (184)             85  73  6 53.8   3/ 6 DARQUE AGES (29)          9  6 0
 4/ 3 DARQUE AGES (29)         769 675 33 53.3   4/ 9 THE COMMODORES (150)      9  6 0
 5/ 6 THE COMMODORES (150)     314 295  9 51.6   5/ 2 LITERATE LOONS (40)       8  7 3
 6/ 5 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)      600 567 24 51.4   6/ 8 OAKLEAF (184)             8  7 0
 7/ 7 PRAY THE GODS (155)      287 273 19 51.3   7/ 3 OTTO'S DINER (96)         7  8 2
 8/ 8 OTTO'S DINER (96)        689 676 42 50.5   8/14 INEBRIATION (27)          7  8 1
 9/ 9 WICKED MARTYRS (148)     388 387 17 50.1   9/ 5 WICKED MARTYRS (148)      7  8 0
10/10 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)  162 168 15 49.1  10/11 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)   6  8 1
11/11 LITERATE LOONS (40)      499 570 23 46.7  11/ 7 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)      6  9 1
12/13 DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)     100 119  6 45.7  12/12 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     5 10 0
13/12 OHS ALUMNI (183)          94 113  8 45.4  13/10 PRAY THE GODS (155)       4  4 0
14/14 INEBRIATION (27)         270 404 20 40.1  14/13 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)       3  7 0
15-15*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)      16  29  2 35.6  15/15 OHS ALUMNI (183)          3 11 1
16/16 PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)     23  42  4 35.4  16-16*PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)      2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                    Dark Stoicism

The giant sword cut a furrow into the dirt. The night's light reflected from a few 
patches on its slowly rusting blade, which rose out through an upturned mouth. The 
ricasso head stretched past a crossguard of outstretched hands. The stylized fighter 
handle stood on a pommel skull. Two beefy hands grasped the figure's body. The sword 
was massive, like the warrior holding it, called Stoic. The sword was sleek and 
battle-worn, the warrior was bloated and uncertain. Towering though he was, even under 
plates of armor, fat rolls peeked out. One might wonder if the cook decided to go to 
war while the soldiers stayed in the kitchen.

Stoic looked back. His manager, memory, had been there just a moment ago, but the tree 
line had misted over, obscuring the entrance. He shrugged under the weight of the 
armor and looked through his helmet. The moonlight was bright on a clearing in the 
forest. All was deadly quiet, night mist roiling. His sollrets clunking through patchy 
grass occasionally broke the silence. It would be serene, but he could feel eyes 
everywhere and the promise of death. This was not a quiet forest and certainly not the 
boisterous and sandy arena he normally fought in. This was the Dark Arena, final 
resting spot of the failed gladiator. 

                                        * * *

"I can do better. I can! Please!" Stoic pleaded but memory was unmoved. "My decision 
is final. You don't have the desire to live a life of war. You have not grown into the 
gladiator name I gave you." Stoic was on his knees, begging, searching memory's 
unseeing eyes for hope. Memory's mouth tightened as he let out an almost imperceptible 
sigh. He pulled the hood of his tight black cloak over his head, turned, and drifted 
away. 

"Wyvern, please. Surely you can save me?" The trainer put a hand on his shoulder. With 
Stoic on his knees, he and the diminutive trainer were eye to eye. An immortal warrior 
with many years and many deaths behind her, she did not harbor his fear of the 
unknown. "Today's fight is over. Tomorrow we will train for the next." She locked eyes 
with him, passing on some of her inner resolve. "Come," she bade, as she led him from 
the infirmary back to their training hall.

                                        * * * 

A biting pain seared through an exposed flap of skin on his stomach. His mind had 
wandered away from the fight. His opponent, a Dark Arena champion, had entered 
silently. An elf stood before him, two feet shorter, but standing tall and towering 
above Stoic by confidence and bearing if not physical height. He might have been a 
glimmering angel, moonbeams dancing on exquisite silver mail. The elf brought his 
needle-thin sword up, hilt to face, blade skyward, in honorable warrior salute. He was 
sure he had won, and everyone knew it. He had time to honor the walking dead. 

                                        * * * 

Old Wyvern snaked a short spear under his guard, stopping just short of cutting. She 
always used her deadly spear, even in training, such was her skill and control. He had 
a greatsword, blunted for training, but massive. "I can barely move it. How can I 
train or fight if it's too heavy?" He felt a familiar and painful whack from the blunt 
end of Wyvern's spear. "Don't blame the sword. Desire victory and the sword will 
move." She struck again and he moved to the side, not moving the sword so much as 
standing it in the path of the attack. The parry was unorthodox but successful. 
"That'll do. Now strike!"

                                        * * * 

Stoic tried to recall his training as the fight continued. It wasn't working. He was 
bleeding profusely. He fell back on his reserves of strength and willpower. Slash, 
cut, smash... the elf was striking every weak spot in his armor, inflicting damage at 
will. Circle, stab, circle, slash, circle, cut. Stoic had been on the ground twice 
before struggling to his feet, stumbling and throwing up defenses with little success. 
He felt frustrated and clumsy but kept defending. Maybe the attacks were coming more 
slowly...

                                        * * * 

The arena crowd was restless, only moderately attentive to the morning's rookie 
warriors. The sand worked its way between his toes. He was just a boy. His parents did 
not love their son so much as an arena bounty. Stoic was scared and slow and the man 
in front of him wished him harm. And harm he did. Stoic cowered behind his shield, 
without even a weapon. "It's better this way. Rely on your hands. I want to see what 
you can do," memory had said. Stoic was bruised and bleeding. His opponent was more 
tired than injured, exhausted, really. Under a slowly diminishing rain of blows, Stoic 
heard calls from his teammates. "Now strike!" They were yelling frantically. He peered 
over his shield to see his opponent, sweating, breathing heavily, grip loosening on 
his sword. The attacking gladiator overextended above his head, ready to deliver 
another hacking, unopposed blow. Stoic roared upward to his full height, at the same 
time sending his shield through the surprised gladiator's face. Blood spattered, he 
flipped once and landed face down with a thud, sword flying end over end to land ten 
feet away. The crowd gasped for a moment then roared. His team roared. He looked to 
see memory, gazing forward blindly as always, but clearly smiling at him.

                                        * * * 

Back in the night mist, he was tired and hurt. After a long fight, minutes under this 
barrage. It must happen soon. Stoic knew he would die. But he wasn't dead yet. He saw 
the elf circling, waiting for another attack. He saw the moonlight and the trees. He 
felt the watching eyes. He felt memory and old Wyvern and his team. He knew they could 
see. He felt his opponents and all the gladiators in him for this moment. He felt his 
parents, who only saw in him a mouth to feed. He saw the high elf, still glistening, 
now with sweat -- still looking down on Stoic -- looking down not with haughty 
indignation as before, but the desperation of a man trying to chop down a stone tower 
and just realizing his error. Stoic saw not confidence but desperation. For the first 
time, resignation gave way to fury. "Strike Now," he heard in his mind.

The elf leapt forward, blade flashing. Stoic spun to his right, pulling the massive 
blade in his wake. The elf and his blade shot through the spot Stoic had been, then 
turned back in disbelief at the unexpected life in his easy quarry. "Strike Now," 
Stoic thought, as he continued his spin, continued his fury, pulling the blade full 
circle, letting out a roar that called all the judging eyes to witness.

The blade felt warm in his hand. He struggled to catch his breath. The arc of the 
blade had pulled him another half circle away from his opponent. He looked back at the 
elf, ready for the next attack. The elf's body stood, head lying on its shoulder, neck 
detached entirely where the blade had hewn through. The head's eyes were still open, 
judging differently now, askew. Immortal these Dark Arena champions were, and 
immortality makes death an odd thing. Stoic fell to his knees, sobbing. The fight was 
over. And it might never end. 

                                          -- memory

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Skinny Lenny held his arms straight over his head, waggling his hands on the ends. 

"What, in the name of DeGotti, are you doing?"  BlackHart demanded. 

"Practicing my 'Immortal Day' parade wave" Lenny replied back, smiling a giant teeth-
baring smile.  

"There is no such thing as an Immortal Day parade, you dandy!"

"There is now.  I coordinated it through our team treasurer and told him you had 
already approved it."  Skinny Lenny replied, grinning mischievously.  "It's already 
paid for."

BlackHart's face went blood red with rage.  "You did what?!?!  Why I ought to..."

"Kill me?"  Lenny interrupted, smiling sweetly.  "You can't.  I'm immortal."  

"Oh, I can most certainly kill you.  And it will hurt the whole time I'm doing it.  
And then when you revive, because you're immortal, I can kill you again." BlackHart 
replied in a low, stone cold voice. 

Skinny Lenny gulped.  

                                      SPY REPORT

Good afternoon, duel fans!  Guess what day it is?  Come on!  Guess what day it is!  
Yes, it is hump day, but that isn't important.  It is arena day in Shadowspire!  Yes, 
I knew you would get it with the right amount of support, prodding, and me giving you 
the answer.  Great job!  Okay, enough!  It is time to look at the fights and figures 
for turn 339.

We knew that we were getting a new Duelmaster this turn because Skinny Lenny is off to 
the Isle after fighting today.  What we did not know is whether our new Duelmaster was 
going to win the throne like a true warrior or sneak his or her way into the big chair 
like a corrupt politician, purely on recognition and a questionable work record! Last 
turn's title fight saw Skinny Lenny challenging Castillon.  In this turn's title 
fight, we see Lord Protector Skinny Lenny randomly matching up with Castillon!  Come 
on, Shadowspire!  You're getting a bit bland, especially with all the Challenger 
Champions in the arena!

The outcome was different this turn though as Castillon defeated Skinny Lenny in a 1-
minute bout.  I wonder if BlackHart killed Lenny a few times before the fight?  I 
guess that could account for some sluggishness.  Oh well, I guess congrats are in 
order for our new Duelmaster Castillon.  He is managed by Master Darque.  I would also 
wish Skinny Lenny well as he travels to the Isle of the Eye!

Shanghaied remains the top team in the arena, but Cult of Bacchus, Darque Ages, and 
The Commodores are poised to take over at any moment. Shanghaied is enjoying their 11-
4-0 record, but the previously mentioned trio are threatening with 9-6-0 records and 
the 2nd through 4th spots.  Looking at how the Commission has released the report, I'm 
guessing the order is alphabetized.  And deadly with swords or pens, Literate Loons 
closes out the top 5 with an 8-7-3 record.  Yikes! Three kills and not even the 
typically passive and friendly arena stand bys are safe!  The turn's largest gain 
belongs to Inebriation (6 spot jump) and the largest drop is a tie between Otto's 
Diner and Dyslexic Music (4 place drop).

The most avoided team in the arena is Cult of Bacchus.  They were mostly avoided by 
Shadowspire's top team, Shanghaied.  The most challenged warrior this turn belongs to 
Pray the Gods.  Tummy Tum Tum, whose name I enjoy saying, found himself the object of 
much attention!  Oakleafer and plug-tobacco enthusiast Ricky Bobby challenged TTT, but 
I am going to wager he is disappointed with the result!  Tummy Tum Tum beat Ricky 
Bobby in a 3-minute fight.  Wasn't that exciting!?!?

Time to say goodbye, ya bums!  It has been a blast as always to share with you all the 
news worth knowing in Shadowspire.  Not sure where I am going after today's games.  I 
guess I could go to Otto's Diner and count the health code violations like I do every 
Wednesday.  Bah, I'll think of something!  Until next time, keep your blades sharp, 
your hammers shiny, and a few other gladiator cliches that the old people like to 
spout off when closing a spy report.

                                          -- Huard DePriest

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASTILLON 3268            AB 12   2  0   112       DARQUE AGES (29)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHATEVS 3218              ST 13   7  1   110       OAKLEAF (184)
 PENGO 3202                ST 11   8  1   110       THE COMMODORES (150)
 TUMMY TUM TUM 3223        AB 12   8  0   105       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WHAM! 3183                BA 18  11  1   103       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 EVON 3067                 WS 27  20  0   102       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 RICKY BOBBY 3262          LU  9   6  2    93       OAKLEAF (184)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAVIL 2270                TP 24  15  0    90       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 MEATWOOD FLACK 3070       TP 21  23  0    89       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 PERVIS LESLEY 3178        LU 12  15  2    87       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171   LU 15  16  1    86       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 MR. WEEMS 3193            PS 12   8  0    86       THE COMMODORES (150)
 PRETTY PETUNIA 3130       PL 21  15  1    85       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 FLYING TURTLE 3201        SL 17  10  2    85       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 BAT PENATAR 3075          PS 16  27  0    84       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 PRINCESS HOYT 3125        SL 17  21  3    83       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 VITRIOL 3219              TP 13  12  0    79       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 BOUVINES 3265             AB 12   3  0    73       DARQUE AGES (29)
 SUSIE STEFFEN 3139        WS 17  19  1    71       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 TARLEE 2891               BA 13  14  0    68       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMIE BARTON 3166         LU 11  21  3    65       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 HAWKWOOD 3293             AB  7   4  0    65       DARQUE AGES (29)
 ANDY SKILDOM 3239         ST 12   9  1    64       OHS ALUMNI (183)
 JAMES DICKEY 3250         LU  8  11  0    64       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 SLACK BABBATH 3162        PL 14  15  1    60       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOHN DONNE 3214           PL 13  13  0    56       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 QWINN 2958                WS 12   8  3    55       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 HELEN BADE 3021           PL  9   4  0    49       SHANGHAIED (161)
 GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282     WS  6   6  2    49       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 BARANACLE BILL 3089       TP  6   1  0    48       SHANGHAIED (161)
 SAMUEL BECKETT 3225       BA 10  14  3    47       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 HOTTER POCKET 3305        SL  6   3  1    45       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 YOSHA 3264                AB  6   5  1    45       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WROTHGARR 3248            SL  8  11  0    44       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
-TYPHUS 3273               LU  4   5  0    39       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
 SAVAGE 3210               BA  4   2  0    37       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 PRINCE HOYT 3263          TP 10   5  0    35       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)
 SUMMIT SAGA 3261          LU  9   5  0    34       INEBRIATION (27)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGE DAN 3286             LU  6   5  1    33       WICKED MARTYRS (148)
 FATTY BURGER 3315         LU  5   2  2    33       OTTO'S DINER (96)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACK DEATH 3276          ST  4   5  0    33       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)                     *
-HARBRINGER 3306           PR  3   3  0    30       PLAGUE WRAITHS (185)
 EYE-PATCH WILLY 3020      PS  7   6  0    27       SHANGHAIED (161)
 JUMANJI 3344                  2   0  0    25       OAKLEAF (184)                            [BA-TP-WS]
 CHRIS KOHLER 3299         ST  5   4  0    24       OHS ALUMNI (183)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SURLY 3297                WS  5   4  0    23       INEBRIATION (27)
 PREDATOR 3209             LU  1   5  0    22       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 HUNTER 3208               AB  4   2  0    19       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)
 SCRIPTORIA 3348           TP  2   0  0    17       DARQUE AGES (29)
 I'M DRUNK 3337                1   2  0    17       INEBRIATION (27)                         [AB-BA-WS]
 MANDROID 3295             BA  3   7  0    16       THE COMMODORES (150)
 RUSTON 3311               AB  4   3  0    15       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 BEAST WITHIN 3346             1   1  0    15       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)                    [AB-BA-WS]
 GERTRUDE STEIN 3325       PS  3   2  1    12       LITERATE LOONS (40)
 ROXSTAR 3301              LU  2   6  0    12       CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
 MIM JORRISON 3308         ST  1   7  1    12       DYSLEXIC MUSIC (182)
 POST 3339                 TP  3   0  0    10       SHANGHAIED (161)
 DISVENYA 3314             AB  2   3  0    10       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 WALKEN 3318               PL  2   3  0     9       CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
 RIDWAN 3341               ST  1   0  0     9       PRAY THE GODS (155)
 ACE HARRIER 3333              2   1  0     7       THE COMMODORES (150)                     [ST-TP]
 BENT PADDLE 3312          PL  0   7  0     7       INEBRIATION (27)
 COTTON MOUTH 3338         BA  1   2  1     6       INEBRIATION (27)
 IMTEP SNARLJAW 3328           1   3  0     6       BIG LAKE SOLUTION (178)                  [BA-ST]
 TRUE GRITS 3327           PS  1   3  0     6       OTTO'S DINER (96)
 DRAGON 3350               AB  1   0  0     6       OAKLEAF (184)
 SPAZ 3351                 TP  1   0  0     5       OAKLEAF (184)
 MARCIA LYONS 3349             0   1  0     1       OHS ALUMNI (183)                         [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RAGE 3353                     0   1  0     1       PRIMAL INSTINCT (167)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 UCHI MATA 3352                0   1  0     1       THE COMMODORES (150)                     [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DUKE OF PAIN 3320       0  2 0 BIG LAKE SOLUTIO 178 HOTTER POCKET 3305    335  NOT REVENGED
RUG 9263 3355           0  1 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    SHEWISH GIANT         339  NONE
ULMANN 3252             5  8 0 CLAN LONGBEARD 39    SAMUEL BECKETT 3225   338   
DA 81 3354              0  1 0 DARQUE AGES 29       MOUNTAIN TROLL        339  NONE
ST. BONAVENTURE 3272    5  4 1 DARQUE AGES 29       QWINN 2958            335  NOT REVENGED
HOPSECUTIONER 3316      1  2 0 INEBRIATION 27       MIM JORRISON 3308     336  JUST REVENGED
OSCAR WILDE 3336        1  2 1 LITERATE LOONS 40    SHEWISH GIANT         339  NONE
TOM STOPPARD 3198      15 10 0 LITERATE LOONS 40    QWINN 2958            336  REVENGED
AJA 3309                3  4 0 OAKLEAF 184          GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 338  JUST REVENGED
JAX 3319                3  1 0 OAKLEAF 184          GEMINI CROQUETTE 3282 337  JUST REVENGED
FRESH 'N FRUITY 3324    0  1 0 OTTO'S DINER 96      BEAST WITHIN 3322     335  REVENGED
GUMBO NO-NO 3343        0  2 0 OTTO'S DINER 96      DARK CHAMPION         339  NONE
HOT POCKET 3242         9 10 1 OTTO'S DINER 96      ANDY SKILDOM 3239     337   
ATHILEST 3342           0  1 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    SPYMASTER             339  NONE
HARSH 3285              5  2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    SLACK BABBATH 3162    336   
SUNCHA 3300             3  2 0 PRAY THE GODS 155    MILEY 3249            336   
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3347   0  1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167  COTTON MOUTH 3338     338  JUST REVENGED
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3331   0  1 0 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167  GERTRUDE STEIN 3325   337  JUST REVENGED
EAT-SLEEP-REPEAT 3211   1  2 1 PRIMAL INSTINCT 167  MAGE DAN 3286         336  REVENGED
MILEY 3249             11  8 3 WICKED MARTYRS 148   PERVIS LESLEY 3178    339   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OSCAR WILDE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUMBO NO-NO was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
ATHILEST was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
RUG 9263 was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA 81 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
WHATEVS subdued GEMINI CROQUETTE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Bloodfeud competition.
SUMMIT SAGA won victory over MIM JORRISON in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
PREDATOR beat GERTRUDE STEIN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
BEAST WITHIN handily defeated COTTON MOUTH in a 2 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
RICKY BOBBY lost to TUMMY TUM TUM in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PENGO vanquished FLYING TURTLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MR. WEEMS overpowered JAMIE BARTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SUSIE STEFFEN was savagely defeated by LEPER'S OTHER HAND in a 3 minute fight.
MEATWOOD FLACK outwaited VITRIOL in a 9 minute brutal veteran's Challenge contest.
ANDY SKILDOM devastated WROTHGARR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HAWKWOOD handily defeated YOSHA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HELEN BADE defeated SAVAGE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge struggle.
EYE-PATCH WILLY was handily defeated by HOTTER POCKET in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
FATTY BURGER devastated RUSTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BENT PADDLE was beaten by MANDROID in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DISVENYA was narrowly defeated by PRINCE HOYT in a 14 minute Challenge bout.
SCRIPTORIA unbelievably bested ROXSTAR in a popular 5 minute gruesome Challenge bout.
SKINNY LENNY was demolished by CASTILLON in a 1 minute uneven Title bout.
BAT PENATAR was handily defeated by WHAM! in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
EVON overpowered TARLEE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
PAVIL luckily beat PRINCESS HOYT in a action packed 5 minute brutal veteran's bout.
BOUVINES won victory over JAMES DICKEY in a 3 minute fray.
PRETTY PETUNIA overpowered QWINN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
SLACK BABBATH won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bout.
PERVIS LESLEY slew MILEY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SAMUEL BECKETT was handily defeated by BARANACLE BILL in a 6 minute one-sided fight.
JOHN DONNE demolished CHRIS KOHLER in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
HUNTER was beaten by MAGE DAN in a 2 minute fray.
SURLY narrowly defeated TRUE GRITS in a 5 minute gruesome contest.
IMTEP SNARLJAW was defeated by RIDWAN in a exciting 1 minute novice's struggle.
I'M DRUNK bested WALKEN in a 3 minute gory beginner's bout.
POST outlasted UCHI MATA in a monotonous 13 minute gruesome amateur's match.
ACE HARRIER was overpowered by JUMANJI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DRAGON beat RAGE in a 2 minute novice's competition.
SPAZ unbelievably bested MARCIA LYONS in a popular 6 minute brutal novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         TOTAL PARRY       35 -  21 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        45 -  38 -  2      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  35 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  45 -  4      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  27 -  4      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  25 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  65 -  4      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         LUNGING ATTACK    51 -  60 -  8      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  23 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  15 -  0      29  |

Turn 339 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CASTILLON 3268             12   2  0  112 DARQUE AGES (29)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHATEVS 3218               13   7  1  110 OAKLEAF (184)
BASHING ATTACK   WHAM! 3183                 18  11  1  103 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
WALL OF STEEL    EVON 3067                  27  20  0  102 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
LUNGING ATTACK   RICKY BOBBY 3262            9   6  2   93 OAKLEAF (184)
TOTAL PARRY      PAVIL 2270                 24  15  0   90 CLAN LONGBEARD (39)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR. WEEMS 3193             12   8  0   86 THE COMMODORES (150)
PARRY-LUNGE      PRETTY PETUNIA 3130        21  15  1   85 CULT OF BACCHUS (4)
SLASHING ATTACK  FLYING TURTLE 3201         17  10  2   85 WICKED MARTYRS (148)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PRINCESS HOYT 3125.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROXSTAR 
3301, MARCIA LYONS 3349, WHATEVS 3218, LEPER'S OTHER HAND 3171, PRETTY PETUNIA 3130, 
I'M DRUNK 3337, RUG 9263 3355, BEAST WITHIN 3346, RICKY BOBBY 3262, and TUMMY TUM TUM 
3223.

The least popular fighter this week was PRINCE HOYT 3263.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DISVENYA 3314, POST 3339, MEATWOOD FLACK 3070, UCHI MATA 3352, 
SPAZ 3351, ACE HARRIER 3333, WALKEN 3318, SURLY 3297, SAMUEL BECKETT 3225, and BENT 
PADDLE 3312.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EVON (81-3067) CULT OF BACCHUS (4)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SKINNY LENNY (81-2971) SHANGHAIED (161)

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