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Date   : 07/16/2019    Duedate: 08/12/2019

CRYSALIS ARENA

DM 106    TURN 340

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 NOFTF-1 85/1739      497  236   1 67.8      ITALIAN FOOTBALL 17/826
    TOUGH STUFF 3/1745                          ENGLISH FOOTBALL 12/1680
    YUCKY YELLOW 82/1738                        THINGS GEORGE DOES 73/812
    JADED WARRIORS 75/1743                      IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/883
  2 SPARF! 20/873       3622 1828  36 66.5      INGRATE WHITE NORTH 60/745
    SPARF! 54/1139                              NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1343
    AL EAST 71/1683                           3 FAST FOOD 47/1355    152  134   0 53.1
    CRYPTICS 25/150                           4-DARQUE FORC 13/1733  123  111   1 52.6
    SKI TAOS 23/860                           5 VIKINGS 10/1208      443  442   5 50.1
    AVID FANS 45/199                            SENTINELS 7/1202
    REAL BEER 21/859                            PEASANT REBELLION 8/1542
    THE BULLS 73/255                            PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/1710
    BLOWN AWAY 44/398                           BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 19/1481
    NOT QUITE 59/1028                           BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE 74/1570
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/10                         6 FEAR FACTOR 72/1671  140  157   2 47.1
    KING'S COURT 11/34                          FEAR FACTORY 5 71/1690
    OPEN SESAME 50/668                          FEAR FACTORY 12 71/1713
    CHAPEL ROCK 59/1108                       7-HOME LIFE 71/1657    131  154   2 46.0
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/664                       8 TEAM TOONS 47/1500    47   59   0 44.3
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/476                         COWBOY CROONERS 72/1535
    ALPHABET SOUP 73/943                      9-NEVERMIND 84/1734     17   25   1 40.5
    MONGOL HORDE 73/1631                        HERO BLUES 84/1735
    USELESS TOOLS 54/552                        THAT'S RIGHT 84/1736
    WORLDWIDE GORE 26/35                     10 OHIO 52/1286         168  265   0 38.8
    MILITARY MAYHEM 31/37                       EMETICS 45/1030
    USELESS TOOLS 57/1249                       STRANGE TUNES 50/1085
    WAY BACK WHEN 73/1497                       WITLESS WONDERS 39/1052
    WAY TO GO! II 73/1010                    11 TALL TALES 59/1335   121  219   3 35.6
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/547                    12-RUBBER SOUL 47/1737    4    8   0 33.3
    WRESTLMANIACS 30/1459                    13 ERRATA! 47/1708        2    0   0  100
    CALENDAR GIRLS 73/1574                   14 AMBER 52/1732          1    0   0  100
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/871                      GOT BLOOD? 54/1742
    SUE'S BIG BOYS 73/1635                   15-BB SMART PH 72/1740    0    2   0  0.0
    CONSORTIUM CRAP 11/1248                     BASH BROS SPRING 72/1741
    CRUEL PET NAMES 40/1117

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                         Reflections by the Chief Tower Guard

So good to be back.   Thanks to Baldassare for keeping the cushioned seat warm.   So 
glad I could return to it instead of my teammate Dutch Treat.

                                          -- Hari Kari
                                             Way To Go!
                                             Tower Guardian of Crysalis

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

With the tourney coming up, we had a lot more action than normal!  There were 53 
fights, a poopload of avoids, just 6 challenges, and no deaths.  Vikings were avoided 
by Royal Flush.

Our Champion of the Horn is the same as ever.  HARI-KARI (73-3049) (95-16-0,278) of 
WAY TO GO! II fought GRIZZ GRIMHULT (19-5083) (26-17-1,221) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  
HARI-KARI vanquished GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.  Hari-
Kari is still top Aimed Blow.

The Referee is still overall popularity leader.  Ah, he was matched against a stand-
in, but she's a tough one.  THE REFEREE (45-1091) (115-57-4,233) of AVID FANS fought 
AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) (0-0-0,220).  THE REFEREE demolished AMBER WOLFWALKER in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.

This turn's favorite is Disco Queen.  DISCO QUEEN (47-1992) (106-36-3,277) of ROYAL 
FLUSH fought GOJIRO (106-31) (0-0-0,220).  DISCO QUEEN slimly won victory over GOJIRO 
in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.  The dazzling Disco Queen is our leading Parry-
Strike.

Least popular is Happy, in our very last fight of the day.  HAPPY (50-3399) (18-25-
1,40) of STRANGE TUNES fought ODOBAN (47-7715) (11-8-0,47) of ERRATA!.  HAPPY was 
overpowered by ODOBAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.

Here are the challenges:

DEATHFROMABOVE (73-5766) (26-5-1,205) of WAY BACK WHEN challenged SUPERSIZE ME (47-
8110) (28-17-2,208) of FAST FOOD.  DEATHFROMABOVE was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 
1 minute Challenge fight.

R BAGGIO (17-4867) (31-20-1,191) of ITALIAN FOOTBALL challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY (72-
7839) (38-42-0,195) of COWBOY CROONERS.  R BAGGIO subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in an 
exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.

STEVE MCQUEEN (47-3908) (72-61-1,198) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TAMMY FAYE (39-3520) 
(48-109-0,210) of WITLESS WONDERS.  STEVE MCQUEEN unbelievably bested TAMMY FAYE in a 
4 minute Challenge brawl.  Ms Faye was our most challenged fighter.

KENNY CHESNEY (73-5517) (23-6-1,157) of SUE'S BIG BOYS challenged KNOS THE AXE (74-
4394) (30-9-1,167) of BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE.  KENNY CHESNEY overpowered KNOS THE AXE in a 
1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.

GREEN KING (21-5183) (27-9-0,161) of REAL BEER challenged JOHNNY APPLESEED (59-2767) 
(42-78-1,161) of TALL TALES.  GREEN KING devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute 
one-sided Challenge duel.

GENERAL PURPOSE (31-5124) (18-9-1,176) of MILITARY MAYHEM challenged SOUTHPOINT (52-
3492) (26-8-0,179) of OHIO.  GENERAL PURPOSE devastated SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge competition.

BEER KHAN (73-5755) (30-6-2,146) of MONGOL HORDE challenged PERISTYLIUM (71-7014) (24-
22-0,150) of FEAR FACTORY 5.  BEER KHAN vanquished PERISTYLIUM in a popular 1 minute 
uneven Challenge duel.

Okay, now the rest of the stylemasters.

DUTCH TREAT (26-1841) (180-42-2,562) of WORLDWIDE GORE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-
11) (0-0-0,220).  DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched 
brawl.  Mr. Treat is our top Total Parry.

BULL DURHAM (5-4324) (77-31-1,353) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HREIDMAR THE RED (10-6148) 
(50-23-0,202) of VIKINGS.  BULL DURHAM overpowered HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute 
mismatched fight.  Mr. Durham is top Lunger.

Dark Tower is our leading Waste.  DARK TOWER (11-1702) (123-67-0,280) of KING'S COURT 
fought CRYSALIS GUARD (106-29) (0-0-0,200).  DARK TOWER subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a 
crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody competition.

LAND OF FLUSH (11-4373) (61-26-2,277) of CONSORTIUM CRAP fought RIRORNI COOK (106-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  LAND OF FLUSH overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute brutal one-
sided melee.  Mr. Flush is top Parry-Lunge.

SUPER GROVER (50-3413) (31-15-0,224) of OPEN SESAME fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (106-11) 
(0-0-0,220).  SUPER GROVER overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided match.  Super Grover is currently our best Striker, and poor Amber Wolfwalker 
has had a very bad day!

Numbskull is top Slasher.  NUMBSKULL (52-2948) (35-18-2,195) of OTTO'S PARTS fought 
ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200) of.  NUMBSKULL devastated ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.  It is not easy to devastate an Arenamaster!

...And Arenamaster Sandoval had a bad day, too, as King Foraday won top Basher honors by beating him.  KING FORADAY (47-3762) (91-65-4,194) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (106-28) (0-0-0,200).  KING FORADAY won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVO

All right, that's all for now.  Bye!

                                                  -- Olaf Modeen

THE TOWER GUARDIAN             W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARI-KARI 73-3049        AB  96  16  0  294  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841      TP 181  42  2  573  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324       LU  78  31  1  377  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 DARK TOWER 11-1702       WS 124  67  0  288  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992      PS 107  36  3  285  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373    PL  62  26  2  285  CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)     ARUAK CITY
 THE REFEREE 45-1091      PS 116  57  4  246  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413     ST  32  15  0  235  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 SUPERSIZE ME 47-8110     AB  29  17  2  230  FAST FOOD (1355)           NORTH FORK
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182   LU  61  39  3  224  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 BALDASSARE 7-6003        PS  66  54  0  222  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH  10-5850 WS  61  46  1  222  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 F.O.A.D. 73-442          LU  58  26  2  214  ALPHABET SOUP (943)        ERINIKA
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948        SL  36  18  2  211  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546     TP  57  19  2  210  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083   ST  26  18  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 STEVE MCQUEEN 47-3908    AB  73  61  1  207  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 TAOS 26-4042             WS  54  27  1  206  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708 LU  38  31  1  205  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 KING FORADAY 47-3762     BA  92  65  4  203  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148 AB  50  24  0  202  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 LONDON QUIREBOY  59-2513 WS  59  32  1  201  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 A GROUNDSKEEPER  45-1613 AB  49  44  1  201  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 R BAGGIO 17-4867         AB  32  20  1  201  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662      WS  24  15  1  201  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 UNCLE FESTER 59-2768     SL  54  67  1  200  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520       ST  48 110  0  200  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 FRENCH KISS 73-590           13   6  0  200  WORLDWIDE GORE (547)       ERINIKA             ???
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035     LU  48  28  0  198  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          36  27  0  198  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK          [SL-TP]
-WEDNESDAY ADDAMS 73-6043 AB  25   4  0  198  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE ROCK 30-4314             23  10  1  198  WRESTLMANIACS (1459)       IAYE                [SL-TP]
 GENERAL PURPOSE  31-5124 ST  19   9  1  198  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 DAIRY QUEEN 47-2685      WS 132  61  3  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429      LU  67  51  1  196  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 THE LION KING 47-6360    WS  58  21  0  196  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 GAZZA 12-3538            ST  27   8  2  195  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
 BASE ON BULLS 73-3101    WS  47  26  4  194  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839 PL  38  43  0  194  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 TUESDAY WELD 73-6047     AB  29   5  0  194  CALENDAR GIRLS (1574)      ERINIKA             *
 FAT LIP 52-3791          AB  32  37  1  193  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766   LU  26   6  1  193  WAY BACK WHEN (1497)       ERINIKA
 PIRES 7-5665             LU  34  17  0  192  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (883) BONSUR
-FIGHTER ACE 47-1189      LU  95  64  6  190  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-BEERVAHNA 60-4292        LU  63  45  3  190  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018   AB  57  47  0  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 VIKING RAIDER 54-2885    SL  40  23  1  190  SPARF! (1139)              TROCAR
 BULL FROG 73-4547        LU  48  30  0  189  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA
-SCORPION KING 47-4718    WS  23   7  1  188  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424    LU  57  26  0  186  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-RUBBER KNIFE 54-2038     WS  79  58  1  185  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-LAR'EH WALKER 60-5825    LU  30  19  1  185  INGRATE WHITE NORTH (745)  ARADI
 KENNY CHESNEY 73-5517    LU  24   6  1  184  SUE'S BIG BOYS (1635)      ERINIKA
-SITS ON HIS DUFF 73-1810 ST  59  41  4  183  THINGS GEORGE DOES (812)   ERINIKA
-WOLFMAN JACK 5-4594      ST  32   7  2  183  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 TRICK SHOULDER 52-1053   SL  26  24  1  183  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 ADAM'S APPLE 52-3203     WS  47  28  0  182  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 GENERAL PUBLIC 31-3112   WS  44  37  1  182  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 THE COUNT 50-1860        LU  38  23  0  181  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JIVE 25-624              PR 122  82  1  180  CRYPTICS (150)             LYRATILAN
 CUBA 26-3917             LU  47  30  0  179  HERE TO PHOENIX (871)      CALEAM
 TRASH CAN 50-3403        LU  38  23  4  179  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
-IMMOVEABLE OBJEC 59-2110 AB  57  34  2  178  NOT QUITE (1028)           ILLIS
 A.O. HELL 54-2523        PL  47  26  2  178  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
-UZI 44-1701              AB  45  49  1  177  BLOWN AWAY (398)           KRILL
 ACE METRIC 47-3554       SL  42  37  0  176  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694       WS  41  28  1  176  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378     AB  36  13  0  176  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 KING MIDAS 59-2770       AB  49  66  1  174  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 GREEN KING 21-5183       AB  28   9  0  174  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 SOUTHPOINT 52-3492       AB  26   9  0  170  OHIO (1286)                FRATSFA
 BEER KHAN 73-5755        LU  31   6  2  162  MONGOL HORDE (1631)        ERINIKA
-THAT! 21-5272            BA  26  11  2  162  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 JOHNNY APPLESEED 59-2767 TP  42  79  1  157  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394     PS  30  10  1  157  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV
 A CHEERLEADER 45-1092    LU  22  11  1  157  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503  PL  24  13  2  156  THE BULLS (255)            ERINIKA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 G W BUSH 59-2764         ST  49  72  2  150  TALL TALES (1335)          ILLIS
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014      LU  24  23  0  145  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 GARGLE SPEW 45-3902      ST  22  20  1  136  EMETICS (1030)             STORMCROWE
 STAY PUFT 20-144         AB  23  13  1  131  PHANTOM REGIMENT (1710)    SEAM
 ETERNAL REST 72-8626     ST  21  12  0  130  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1671)      DRAGONHEAD
-RECEDING HAIR LI 28-5125 TP  34  17  0  119  BASH BROS BODY (1492)      MORYA
-JACK O'LANTERN 47-2762   SL  17  10  1  108  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
-LUMUS NELP 31-6328       BA  15  55  1  101  MIDDLE WAY 7 (1131)        CHIMLEVTAL          *

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SNOWED IN 33-8846            19  38  2   97  BRASH BROS XMAS (1558)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND     ???

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JINX 47-7951             LU  40  35  1   94  TEAM TOONS (1500)          NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-NO BATTERIES 72-7733     BA  23   9  2   80  BASH BROS REMOTE (1692)    DRAGONHEAD
 RED SOX 71-6745          LU  16   7  1   72  AL EAST (1683)             KYR'TERR
-LEMON 82-50224               13   8  0   71  YUCKY YELLOW (1738)        DWES EG             ???
-LEVERAGE 32-6851         ST  16  15  5   68  CON + INSULT (1704)        ARVAT
-BULLFROG 11-8313         ST  20   4  3   67  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-ELLIS TATE 52-4325       PS  14  25  0   67  MIDDLE WAY 8 (1271)        FRATSFA
-THE WORD 47-9590         AB  16   6  0   65  RUBBER SOUL 6 (1737)       NORTH FORK
-BROWN COW 11-8314        SL  18   7  1   62  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-POOCH 11-8331            BA  19   1  2   60  BULLDOGS (174)             ARUAK CITY
-SUN TZU 75-3809          LU  18   4  1   59  JADED WARRIORS (1743)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-THIRD BEER 31-6874       WS  15  13  0   58  AFTER MIDNIGHT (1717)      CHIMLEVTAL
-GOLD RUSH 8-5851         SL  17   4  1   56  SMITHSONIAN (250)          ARKERS
 ODOBAN 47-7715           LU  12   8  0   56  ERRATA! (1708)             NORTH FORK
-EVANSVILLE 46-4655       ST  15   9  1   55  FANDILS (220)              ARDIVENT
 SUFFOCATING SIGH 71-6978 LU  23  24  0   49  FEAR FACTORY 12 (1713)     KYR'TERR
-OLD LEATHER 3-7936       ST  14   7  0   49  TOUGH STUFF (1745)         OSKSI
-POLLEN 72-6894               14   5  0   47  BASH BROS SPRING (1741)    DRAGONHEAD          ???
 SIGMUNDR 10-6525         AB  28  16  1   46  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
-SAINT 85-14976           ST  14   3  0   39  NOFTF-1 (1739)             JASPER GULCH
-JAM OF THE WEEK  10-6863 ST  11   3  1   37  JAY-Z (1381)               KOLACT
 HAPPY 50-3399            PL  18  26  1   33  STRANGE TUNES (1085)       SNOWBOUND

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEATHFROMABOVE was devastated by SUPERSIZE ME in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
R BAGGIO subdued HOPALONG CASSIDY in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge melee.
STEVE MCQUEEN unbelievably bested TAMMY FAYE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
KENNY CHESNEY overpowered KNOS THE AXE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GREEN KING devastated JOHNNY APPLESEED in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
GENERAL PURPOSE devastated SOUTHPOINT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BEER KHAN vanquished PERISTYLIUM in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
HARI-KARI vanquished GRIZZ GRIMHULT in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
LAND OF FLUSH overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee.
DARK TOWER subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody competition.
BODDINGTON'S was narrowly defeated by ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 3 minute match.
HAGAR BLUETOOTH viciously subdued A GROUNDSKEEPER in a popular 6 minute conflict.
HUNZICKER BOWL savagely defeated VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 3 minute struggle.
DUTCH TREAT overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SUPER GROVER overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BULL DURHAM overpowered HREIDMAR THE RED in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN was bested by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
DISCO QUEEN slimly won victory over GOJIRO in a popular 8 minute gruesome match.
DAIRY QUEEN was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory fray.
THE REFEREE demolished AMBER WOLFWALKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIRES overpowered KING MIDAS in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DORSAL FINN subdued ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a exciting 1 minute melee.
KING FORADAY won victory over ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 1 minute fray.
PHILLIP THE BIRD savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute competition.
THE LION KING savagely defeated CLOTTO in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
THE COUNT was defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a 2 minute match.
BALDASSARE subdued VIKING RAIDER in a popular 1 minute fight.
GENERAL PUBLIC was savagely defeated by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 3 minute bout.
TRICK SHOULDER was demolished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
NUMBSKULL devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FAT LIP was handily defeated by GOJIRO in a exciting 5 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PHONELESS CORD was demolished by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
A.O. HELL was beaten by RIRORNI COOK in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
RUBBER KNIFE subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 3 minute competition.
LONDON QUIREBOY narrowly defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute fight.
SWEET REVENGE was viciously subdued by TUESDAY WELD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
UNCLE FESTER handily defeated A BOMB IN A BULL in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
ROWDY YOBBO viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
GAZZA handily defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
F.O.A.D. overpowered AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
BASE ON BULLS savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a 3 minute competition.
TAOS subdued IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 3 minute brutal conflict.
FRENCH KISS demolished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BULL FROG viciously subdued CLOTTO in a exciting 3 minute bloody conflict.
CUBA savagely defeated G W BUSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory battle.
ADAM'S APPLE devastated GARGLE SPEW in a 2 minute one-sided match.
TRASH CAN viciously subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
ACE METRIC lost to VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 2 minute struggle.
STAY PUFT overpowered JINX in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ETERNAL REST was overpowered by A CHEERLEADER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SIGMUNDR was vanquished by RED SOX in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUFFOCATING SIGHT was subdued by R.O.U.S. in a 2 minute conflict.
HAPPY was overpowered by ODOBAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   9 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  26 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        49 -  35 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  18 -  0      31  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  42 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 340 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         8 -  8                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HARI-KARI 73-3049          96  16  0  294 WAY TO GO! II (1010)
TOTAL PARRY      DUTCH TREAT 26-1841       181  42  2  573 WORLDWIDE GORE (35)
LUNGING ATTACK   BULL DURHAM 5-4324         78  31  1  377 PARTY ANIMALS (476)
WALL OF STEEL    DARK TOWER 11-1702        124  67  0  288 KING'S COURT (34)
PARRY-STRIKE     DISCO QUEEN 47-1992       107  36  3  285 ROYAL FLUSH (10)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAND OF FLUSH 11-4373      62  26  2  285 CONSORTIUM CRAP (1248)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SUPER GROVER 50-3413       32  15  0  235 OPEN SESAME (668)
SLASHING ATTACK  NUMBSKULL 52-2948          36  18  2  211 OTTO'S PARTS (664)
BASHING ATTACK   KING FORADAY 47-3762       92  65  4  203 ROYAL FLUSH (10)

The overall popularity leader is THE REFEREE 45-1091.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DISCO QUEEN 47-1992.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAMMY FAYE 
39-3520, A GROUNDSKEEPER 45-1613, BASE ON BULLS 73-3101, HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850, 
TRASH CAN 50-3403, BULL FROG 73-4547, GREEN KING 21-5183, HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182, 
RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546, and PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708.

The least popular fighter this week was HAPPY 50-3399.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIGMUNDR 10-6525, ETERNAL REST 72-8626, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, 
HREIDMAR THE RED 10-6148, JINX 47-7951, A BOMB IN A BULL 73-503, A.O. HELL 54-2523, 
SOUTHPOINT 52-3492, KNOS THE AXE 74-4394, and DEATHFROMABOVE 73-5766.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  0 0  TI(23)               1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  3 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           3  0 0  TROCAR(54)           0  3 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  ANDOR(57)            1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  3 0  
RIZTAB(12)           1  0 0  ZENSU(40)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  2 0  
ALJAFIR(17)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       2  2 0  ERINIKA(73)          8  2 0  
SEAM(20)             2  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       6  4 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BULL DURHAM 5-4324          78  31  1  377  PARTY ANIMALS (476)        KALTOS
 BALDASSARE 7-6003           66  54  0  222  SENTINELS (1202)           BONSUR
 SWEET REVENGE 8-5378        36  13  0  176  PEASANT REBELLION (1542)   ARKERS
 HAGAR BLUETOOTH 10-5850     61  46  1  222  VIKINGS (1208)             KOLACT
 DARK TOWER 11-1702         124  67  0  288  KING'S COURT (34)          ARUAK CITY
 GAZZA 12-3538               27   8  2  195  ENGLISH FOOTBALL (1680)    RIZTAB
 R BAGGIO 17-4867            32  20  1  201  ITALIAN FOOTBALL (826)     ALJAFIR
 GRIZZ GRIMHULT 19-5083      26  18  1  210  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1481)  ZUWAYZA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         67  51  1  196  SPARF! (873)               SEAM
 BODDINGTON'S 21-5035        48  28  0  198  REAL BEER (859)            SUNSET
 HUNZICKER BOWL 23-4182      61  39  3  224  SKI TAOS (860)             TI
 DUTCH TREAT 26-1841        181  42  2  573  WORLDWIDE GORE (35)        CALEAM
 GENERAL PURPOSE 31-5124     19   9  1  198  MILITARY MAYHEM (37)       CHIMLEVTAL
 TAMMY FAYE 39-3520          48 110  0  200  WITLESS WONDERS (1052)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHILLIP THE BIRD 40-3708    38  31  1  205  CRUEL PET NAMES (1117)     ZENSU
 DORSAL FINN 42-1662         24  15  1  201  NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1343) RODEKI
 THE REFEREE 45-1091        116  57  4  246  AVID FANS (199)            STORMCROWE
 DISCO QUEEN 47-1992        107  36  3  285  ROYAL FLUSH (10)           NORTH FORK
 SUPER GROVER 50-3413        32  15  0  235  OPEN SESAME (668)          SNOWBOUND
 NUMBSKULL 52-2948           36  18  2  211  OTTO'S PARTS (664)         FRATSFA
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      57  47  0  190  USELESS TOOLS (552)        TROCAR
 RUBBER KNIFE 57-2546        57  19  2  210  USELESS TOOLS (1249)       ANDOR
 LONDON QUIREBOY 59-2513     59  32  1  201  CHAPEL ROCK (1108)         ILLIS
 PERISTYLIUM 71-7014         24  23  0  145  FEAR FACTORY 5 (1690)      KYR'TERR
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 72-7839    38  43  0  194  COWBOY CROONERS (1535)     DRAGONHEAD
 HARI-KARI 73-3049           96  16  0  294  WAY TO GO! II (1010)       ERINIKA
 KNOS THE AXE 74-4394        30  10  1  157  BATTLEAXE STAMPEDE (1570)  DAYLA KIV

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