DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/11/2025    Duedate: 09/24/2025

OSKSI ARENA

DM 3    TURN 1051

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SADIE SHEPARD
PET SHOP BOYS (757)
(3-8590) [14-3-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SADIE SHEPARD                  WICKED GREMLIN
PET SHOP BOYS (757)            BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
(3-8590) [14-3-0,139]          (3-8576) [7-1-0,97]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ODESSA HARRIS                  LUCIENNE
THE BLUES 3 (735)              THE ENDLESS (736)
(3-8531) [20-8-2,119]          (3-8273) [11-5-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PET SHOP BOYS (757)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PET SHOP BOYS (757)           27 
2. ADVENTURE TIME (762)          24    THE BLUES 3 (735)
3. WE BIG WOHPUM (77)            14    Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)           10 
5. THE BLUES 3 (735)             9     BAD BOURBON 5 (760)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)        9   2  0 81.8   1/ 1 PET SHOP BOYS (757)      10  5 1
 2- 2 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 148  94 12 61.2   2/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)         8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735)        147 125 12 54.0   3/ 4 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        5  5 0
 4/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       62  56  1 52.5   4/ 6 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      4  5 0
 5/ 4 THE ENDLESS (736)         14  13  0 51.9   5- 3 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  3  0 0
 6- 6 BANGERS & MASH (752)      89  86  5 50.9   6/ 5 CATASTROPHIES (754)       3  2 0
 7/ 8 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)       194 201  3 49.1   7/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       2  1 0
 8/ 9 PET SHOP BOYS (757)       63  67  1 48.5   8/ 9*BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       2  1 0
 9/10 THE COUSINS (57)         123 159  8 43.6   9- 8 BANGERS & MASH (752)      2  4 0
10/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      1279 1826 34 41.2  10/ 7 THE COUSINS (57)          1  2 0
11/ 7*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)     2   3  0 40.0  11/11 THE ENDLESS (736)         1  4 0
12/12 ADVENTURE TIME (762)      16  30  4 34.8  12/12*PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in OSKSI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Coming up with 
a solid 1-0-0 outing, GAMES LIBRARY has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SOMEBURROS, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after 
mashing CRIS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in 
the top ten was CRIS, who dropped 16 points after a disappointing (to say the least) 
bout with SOMEBURROS.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 
'Challenge me'!  SADIE SHEPARD made a challenge against OTIS TAYLOR this week.  Well, 
everybody's pal SADIE SHEPARD moved hers record to 14-3-0 by defeating OTIS TAYLOR in 
the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 12 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BANGERS &  MASH?  Big bad 
BANGERS & MASH.  Big bad BANGERS & MASH.  OSKSI's afraid of the big bad BANGERS & 
MASH.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, 
cause THE COUSINS beats feet every time BANGERS & MASH smiles at them.  Try farming, 
eh?  And who is this WINDY WOHP you ask, with 47 points and a 11-11-0 record.  Ooh, 
the tales I could tell!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' 
category, TEMPE was mashed by BUDDY MOSS, who let TEMPE know that killing members of 
THE BLUES 3 is a no-no.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is 
a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SADIE SHEPARD 8590        SL 14   3  0 139         PET SHOP BOYS (757)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODESSA HARRIS 8531        PR 20   8  2 119         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
 WOHP DUH 4615             TP 17   9  0 101         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
-MCGINTY 8474              WS 18   4  2  98         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WICKED GREMLIN 8576       LU  7   1  0  97         BAD BOURBON 5 (760)       
 OTIS TAYLOR 8446          WS 19  18  1  92         THE BLUES 3 (735)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PORKY 8436                TP 19  16  0  87         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 LUCIENNE 8273             SL 11   5  0  86         THE ENDLESS (736)         
-GIBRALTER 8438            LU 18  18  2  85         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 JO ANN KELLY 8456         TP 19  16  0  77         THE BLUES 3 (735)         
-JULIO URIAS 8146          ST  7   1  1  69         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALCULATED 8503           ST  9  27  0  66         GAMES LIBRARY (340)       
 BUDDY MOSS 8624           LU  9   2  1  62         THE BLUES 3 (735)                        *
 RASCAL 8415               PR  9   7  0  59         THE COUSINS (57)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOMEBURROS 8594           BA  6   7  0  55         ADVENTURE TIME (762)      
-MCOATFACE 8475            LU 10  12  1  51         BANGERS & MASH (752)                 *
-JACOB DE GROM 8108        TP  4   2  0  48         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)                 *
 WINDY WOHP 8555           SL 11  11  0  47         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)        
 POUNCE 8615               LU  6   3  0  45         THE COUSINS (57)          
-TOASTIE 8561              BA  5   6  0  45         BANGERS & MASH (752)      
 WALDO WOMBAT 8601         WS  9   6  0  43         PET SHOP BOYS (757)                      *
 TEMPE 8596                    4   9  2  42         ADVENTURE TIME (762)                     [LU-SL]
 CRIS 8402                 TP 10   4  0  40         THE COUSINS (57)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OSCAR OCELOT 8646             5   0  0  40         PET SHOP BOYS (757)                      [SL-TP]
 BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356   WS  2   3  0  35         PHILANTHROPISTS! (667)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVEY HAMSTER 8647           3   0  0  33         PET SHOP BOYS (757)                      [SL-ST-TP]
 PHOENIX 8595              LU  3  10  1  32         ADVENTURE TIME (762)                     *
 SPICY KITTY 8616          PR  5   5  0  25         CATASTROPHIES (754)                      *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZACH GREINKE 8654             1   0  0  23         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)                 [LU-SL-ST-TP]
-WOHP WOHP TUBETOP 8610        2   0  0  21         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)                       [BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
-MACAVITY 8665                 1   0  0  15         CATASTROPHIES (754)                      [LU-SL-ST-TP]
 FELICIA FALCON 8642           1   2  1  12         PET SHOP BOYS (757)                      [BA-LU-SL]
 HAMBONE WILLIE 8663       SL  1   2  0  12         THE BLUES 3 (735)                        *
-SANDY CLAWS 8664              1   0  0  11         CATASTROPHIES (754)                      [LU-SL-ST-TP]
 WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667            0   2  0   2         WE BIG WOHPUM (77)                       [BA-LU-SL]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAREY BELL 8645         0  2 0 THE BLUES 3 735      TEMPE 8596            1047 JUST REVENGED
THRUST 8622             2  4 1 THE COUSINS 57       JULIO URIAS 8146      1047 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

LUCIENNE -- I don't know what left you behind. I mean it was most disarming the way 
you left the arena as a loser. My wins are usually longer. the bookies didn't have it 
in 2. -- Wohp Duh

Buddy Moss -- Well that started with a flash but then I hit the pan. -- Windy Wohp

Sandy Claws -- We shall meet again. -- Wohp-A Wohp-A

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SADIE SHEPARD devastated OTIS TAYLOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD lost to WINDY WOHP in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
WOHP-A WOHP-A was handily defeated by HAMBONE WILLIE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ODESSA HARRIS vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WOHP DUH luckily beat LUCIENNE in a action packed 2 minute gory master's competition.
WICKED GREMLIN bested JO ANN KELLY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
BUDDY MOSS defeated TEMPE in a action packed 1 minute melee.
CRIS lost to SOMEBURROS in a 2 minute duel.
RASCAL vanquished WALDO WOMBAT in a action packed 4 minute uneven fight.
POUNCE was overpowered by CALCULATED in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
OSCAR OCELOT outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 10 minute bloody novice's fight.
PHOENIX was handily defeated by HARVEY HAMSTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
FELICIA FALCON was demolished by SPICY KITTY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  31 -  5      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  14 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  25 -  5      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  16 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         4 -  13 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1051 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SADIE SHEPARD 8590         14   3  0  139 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ODESSA HARRIS 8531         20   8  2  119 THE BLUES 3 (735)
TOTAL PARRY      WOHP DUH 4615              17   9  0  101 WE BIG WOHPUM (77)
LUNGING ATTACK   WICKED GREMLIN 8576         7   1  0   97 BAD BOURBON 5 (760)
WALL OF STEEL    OTIS TAYLOR 8446           19  18  1   92 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODESSA HARRIS 8531.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LUCIENNE 8273.  The ten other most popular fighters were RASCAL 8415, WINDY 
WOHP 8555, ODESSA HARRIS 8531, SOMEBURROS 8594, WICKED GREMLIN 8576, SADIE SHEPARD 
8590, WOHP DUH 4615, CALCULATED 8503, HARVEY HAMSTER 8647, and HAMBONE WILLIE 8663.

The least popular fighter this week was OSCAR OCELOT 8646.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PHOENIX 8595, CRIS 8402, WOHP-A WOHP-A 8667, OTIS TAYLOR 8446, 
FELICIA FALCON 8642, POUNCE 8615, JO ANN KELLY 8456, BEDLAM RASCALBLOOD 7356, SPICY 
KITTY 8616, and WALDO WOMBAT 8601.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ODESSA HARRIS (3-8531) THE BLUES 3 (735)