DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2026    Duedate: 06/01/2026

KOLACT ARENA

DM 10    TURN 1053

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWAN ARTIST
COVEY II (662)
(10-7676) [16-2-0,175]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SWAN ARTIST                    KRYTEN
COVEY II (662)                 RED DWARF (682)
(10-7676) [16-2-0,175]         (10-7942) [6-2-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SELENA                         WIZARD OF OZ
THE MOONDOGS (97)              NEON DIAMONDS (661)
(10-7020) [15-50-0,95]         (10-7863) [6-2-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BAKERY (674)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)        40 
2. SHEWISH BAKERY (674)          39    SHEWISH BAKERY (674)
3. RED DWARF (682)               36    Unchartered Team
4. ORDO HERETICUS (641)          36 
5. TENACIOUS (680)               30    RED DWARF (682)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      36  13  2 73.5   1/ 2 SHEWISH BAKERY (674)     13  2 1
 2/ 1 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      37  14  2 72.5   2/ 3 COVEY II (662)           11  4 1
 3/ 3 KISS MY AXE (621)         99  57  4 63.5   3/ 1 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      10  5 1
 4/ 4 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    43  31  2 58.1   4/13 ORDO HERETICUS (641)     10  5 0
 5/ 6 DUREX 2121 (673)          30  22  0 57.7   5/ 4 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)     10  5 0
 6/ 5 NEON DIAMONDS (661)      120  90  6 57.1   6/ 6 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 9  6 2
 7/ 7 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    77  66  6 53.8   7/ 5 KON (677)                 9  6 0
 8/ 8 COVEY II (662)            53  48  2 52.5   8/ 7 DUREX 2121 (673)          9  6 0
 9/ 9 ROGUES GALLERY (226)     142 134 11 51.4   9/12 BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    8  6 0
10/10 JAY-Z (563)              355 355 28 50.0  10/ 8 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    8  7 2
11/21*RED DWARF (682)           20  20  1 50.0  11/17 KISS MY AXE (621)         8  7 0
12/14 ORDO HERETICUS (641)      37  38  4 49.3  12/15 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    8  7 0
13/11 RIPPERS (32)             107 112  7 48.9  13/10 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       8  7 0
14/15 MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    24  26  4 48.0  14/11 BAD CUKES (676)           8  7 0
15/16 THE HOLY LEGION (52)     196 218 12 47.3  15/ 9*RED DWARF (682)           8  7 0
16/18 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)     372 420 24 47.0  16/19 RIPPERS (32)              7  8 0
17/12 PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   25  29  0 46.3  17/16 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       7  8 0
18/19 THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)   145 169 10 46.2  18/18 TENACIOUS (680)           7  8 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    49  58  3 45.8  19/21 STEEL BLADES (628)        6  9 0
20/20 KON (677)                 24  29  0 45.3  20/14 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      6  9 0
21/22 BEASTS WITHIN (561)       62  77  6 44.6  21/20 PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   6  9 0
22/24 BAD CUKES (676)           28  36  2 43.7  22/24 MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    4  8 1
23/23 THE MOONDOGS (97)        878 1178 19 42.7  23/22 CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    4 11 0
24/25 TENACIOUS (680)           23  34  2 40.4  24/27 THE HOLY LEGION (52)      3  9 0
25/27 BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 27  41  2 39.7  25/28*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    3 11 1
26/26 STEEL BLADES (628)        56  87  4 39.2  26/23 JAY-Z (563)               3 12 0
27/28 PHOENIX GUARD (672)       22  41  0 34.9  27/25 ROGUES GALLERY (226)      1  2 0
28/29*UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)     7  27  1 20.6  28/29 THE MOONDOGS (97)         0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

                                MASKED MAYHEM - TURN 8

                           Team - Turn Score - Total Score

                              Shewish Bakery - 15 - 108
                              Yuppie Cookout - 10 - 101
                                  Covey II - 6 - 94
                              Of Wolf & Amazon - 13 - 87
                                Neon Diamonds - 2 - 85
                                 Durex 2121 - 10 - 80
                                 Kiss My Axe - 1 - 64
                                Beasts Within - 6 - 57
                                  Bad Cukes - 9 - 56
                                Phoenix Guard - 9 - 55
                              Blizzard of Pain - 9 - 47
                                 Red Dwarf - 14 - 47
                                     Kon - 6 - 45
                              Misfit Toys 2425 - 4 - 39
                                Steel Blades - 4 - 39
                             Brain Salad Surgery - 5 - 38
                               Ordo Hereticus - 6 - 38
                                  Tenacious - 6 - 38
                                   Rippers - 4 - 33
                              Philanthrogents 7 - 2 - 31
                               The Holy Legion - 4 - 24
                              The Razor's Edge - 7 - 20
                             Cruel Intentions - (-2) - 16
                              Praetorian Guard - 2 - 16
                                  Jay-Z - (-6) - 13
                             UGotaB Kitten Me - 7 - (-11)

Turn 8 is in the books! It was a bloody turn, perhaps the bloodiest we have witnessed yet.

                                          -- Master Darque
                                             Coordinator of Mayhem

                     ********************************************

The team banners are flying. The masks are polished. The trapdoors beneath the arena 
are only moderately fatal. Time once again for your favorite golem to step into the 
spotlight and give you a rundown of Kolact's fast-paced action! Kolact has delivered 
another blood-splattered episode of MASKED MAYHEM.

Cue the drums and release the confetti goblins! And for goodness sake, someone wash 
the blood out of Section C!  Ahem! Welcome back to the Masked Mayhem in Kolact, where 
every team hides a secret champion, every manager lies about who that person is on 
their team, and every warrior entering the Dark Arena must sign all paperwork in 
triplicate!

This turn featured good use of the Dark Arena, along with three arena deaths on the 
main sands. One graduation to ADM, and seventeen managers pretending they were not 
trying to kill their opponents. It was a beautiful day of organized violence.

Swan Artist remains Duelmaster after casually thrashing Chrimson and politely sending 
him off to ADM with a bootprint attached. A dangerous warrior, indeed, this Swan 
Artist. He is probably just as dangerous at poetry readings. He continues to glide 
elegantly over the wreckage of lesser fighters. A fine performance this day from the 
reigning Duelmaster of Covey II.

Shewish Bakery has turned into a full-scale culinary invasion force. Animal Cracker 
slaughtered Faraway Laughter, while Body Baguette flattened Hollow Man. Buttered Troll 
then crushed John Cougar, and Bear Claw dismantled Jaxcyra like stale bread at a duck 
pond. The Bakery is now atop the team rankings, and I'm starting to wonder if their 
pastries are sprinkled with powdered enhancers.

Not to be outdone, Yuppie Cookout continues roasting the competition over an open 
flame. Big Green Egg smoked Cap Back in frightening fashion, while the undefeated 
Kamoda Joe casually went down in the rankings to vaporize Rampage. I'm not saying it 
was the worst down challenge I have ever seen, but several bookmakers fainted 
simultaneously when it was announced. Traeger joined the fun by turning Dancing w/the 
Sloth into a cautionary tale about better mobility.

Now then, let's discuss the true mystery hanging over Kolact. Who are these masked 
champions? Who among you hides in plain sight? Every manager claims innocence in this 
game of cat and mouse, but every manager also lies terribly! Shewish Bakery is the 
most avoided team, and it was the sparkling members of Neon Diamonds that shied away 
from them the most. Our most challenged warrior today, take a bow, Big Rock, who hails 
from The Moondogs and sports a 6-53-0 record. No wonder everyone is salivating to get 
a shot at this one!

The sands themselves nearly split open during the Dark Arena festivities. Four 
warriors marched bravely, and probably unaware, into Aringhol's waiting arms. The Dark 
Arena was undefeated this turn, but did anyone expect otherwise? The public relations 
team could use some improvement, but there is no question about their proficiency.

I am The Gamemaster, so be sure to join us next turn for MORE MASKED MAYHEM! There 
will be more secret scoring. More questionable challenges! And more gladiators making 
life choices that will concern the healers and negate their insurance policies. Strike 
the gone and release the feral accountants... or bookmakers, as they prefer to be 
called.  Until next time!

                                          -- The Gamemaster

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWAN ARTIST 7676          ST 16   2  0 175         COVEY II (662)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAMODA JOE 7841           ST 11   0  0 141         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 SALMON LEAP 7166          SL 20   6  0 116         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 UNKNOWN 7739              AB 13   4  0 113         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 MA BARKER 7852            WS 11   2  2 110         BAD CUKES (676)           
 BIG GREEN EGG 7839        LU 10   1  2 110         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 INQ GREYFAX 7398          PR 16   3  0 109         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 MEGAN FOXX 7277           ST 13   3  0 109         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 MOLDAVIUS 5672            BA 15   9  1  99         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 SIX SUMMERS 6884          TP 22  22  0  98         JAY-Z (563)               
 TESYDA 7738               PS  9   3  1  96         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SELENA 7020               ST 15  50  0  95         THE MOONDOGS (97)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IVAN TWOHAMMERS 7203      TP 18  19  0  88         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 CAMPY 7709                LU 14   9  2  88         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 CAP BACK 7299             AB 16   7  3  87         JAY-Z (563)               
 BEAR CLAW 7803            ST 10   1  1  86         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 BREUSE SANS PITE 7640     LU 12   5  0  85         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 SNOWMAN 7123              ST 16  12  1  84         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 BUTTERED TROLL 7932       ST  7   1  0  80         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 VALERIA VINDEX 7748       LU 13   8  0  78         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 CASSIUS VARUS 7721        AB 11  13  0  76         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 RAMPAGE 7392              ST 12  13  0  75         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 NUDD 7118                 BA 17  14  0  73         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 CARBON FIBRE 7199         LU 11  18  1  73         STEEL BLADES (628)                       *
 ATASHA 7829                   8   1  1  72         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)               [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 BIG ROCK 7076             LU  6  53  0  71         THE MOONDOGS (97)         
 FAITH BENDER 7297         TP 19   7  0  67         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 PULPER 7776                   7   2  0  67         RIPPERS (32)                             [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILVER FOX 7808           SL  9   2  1  66         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 ANIMAL CRACKER 7801       ST  6   3  1  66         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 IRON AND STEEL 7352       PS 11   6  0  65         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 TRAEGER 7838              AB  6   3  0  64         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 GEORGIA PEACH 7981        SL  5   2  0  64         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 JOHN COUGAR 7718          LU  5   8  0  62         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 BODY BAGUETTE 7804        AB  9   0  0  60         SHEWISH BAKERY (674)      
 SPLIT LIP 7797            PR 11   2  0  58         COVEY II (662)            
 JAXCYRA 7736              SL  7   8  0  58         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 TALA 7391                 ST  9   4  1  57         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)                   *
 NOSLER 7883               LU  6   2  0  57         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 DIAPER ME DOLL 7679       ST  5   6  2  57         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WIZARD OF OZ 7863         ST  6   2  0  55         NEON DIAMONDS (661)       
 KRYTEN 7942               ST  6   2  0  55         RED DWARF (682)           
 TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935      ST  7   3  1  53         TENACIOUS (680)           
 INQ TUE 7765              LU  7   5  0  53         ORDO HERETICUS (641)      
 TYRONE ASAURS REX 8011    BA  4   0  1  53         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 GERMENSINE 7864           SL  6   3  0  51         KON (677)                 
 SNOWFLAKE 7258            BA  7   7  1  50         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 CHANCE 7886                   6   2  0  49         PHOENIX GUARD (672)                      [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 AAMON 7794                WS  8   3  0  48         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 PURE LEAF 7973                4   4  1  48         COVEY II (662)                           [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 CLIMOPE 7737              BA  6  11  0  47         OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)    
 FIZZLEGIG 7909                8   3  0  46         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)                  [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 THE GRINCH 7929           TP  5   1  0  43         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 JAVERT 7767               LU  6   1  0  42         ROGUES GALLERY (226)      
 IREN 7787                 AB  4   4  0  41         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 ABADDON 7791              TP  7   1  0  40         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 IGNUS FERRUM 7735         PR  8  14  0  39         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 BOLD SAVIOR 7867              5   4  0  39         KON (677)                                [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769      LU  7   5  1  38         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 JOBY 881                  PL  7   9  0  38         RIPPERS (32)              
 GREAT SORROW 7825         ST  4   5  0  37         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 DANCING W/THE SLOTH  7682 TP  7   4  0  36         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 KOCHAUSKI 7941            BA  4   4  1  36         RED DWARF (682)           
 KRIS KRINGLE 7928         WS  4   2  0  36         BLIZZARD OF PAIN (622)    
 CAT 7943                  AB  2   6  0  35         RED DWARF (682)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE JUGGERNAUT 7987       BA  4   2  0  34         KON (677)                 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLLOW MAN 7819           WS  5   5  1  33         COVEY II (662)            
 RIMMER 7939               SL  4   4  0  33         RED DWARF (682)           
 IRONWING 7516             LU  7   7  0  32         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)                   *
 DEKTRA 7974               SL  4   4  0  31         RIPPERS (32)              
 PIT BOSS 7988             BA  4   2  0  30         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 APPA 7944                 SL  3   5  0  30         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 ABC'S OF XYZ'S 7680       SL  4   7  0  29         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 RUNT 7964                 LU  4   3  0  29         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 WILD THING 7980               5   2  0  28         NEON DIAMONDS (661)                      [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 GIGGLING NANNY 7990       BA  3   3  0  28         BAD CUKES (676)           
 STRANGER'S GRIP 7862          3   6  0  28         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669)                [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 DIRTY SOCKS 7850          SL  5   4  0  27         COVEY II (662)            
 OSHNARD OKNARD 7913       AB  5   6  0  27         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 NIGHT SHADE 7884          TP  5   3  0  27         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 RECTEQ 7931               TP  5   4  0  27         YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)      
 JUMA 7813                 TP  4   7  0  27         DUREX 2121 (673)          
 TYRUS 8019                    3   0  0  27         ORDO HERETICUS (641)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 HALLOWED PRIEST 7455      SL  6   8  0  26         THE HOLY LEGION (52)      
 TOOTHPICK 8016                4   0  0  26         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 ADRASTIA 8021                 2   1  0  26         ORDO HERETICUS (641)                     [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 ANDRIUM 8010              WS  2   2  0  26         STEEL BLADES (628)        
 TENMAR THE GRIM 7900          7   4  0  25         TENACIOUS (680)                          [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 CPT HOLLISTER 7951        BA  4   4  0  25         RED DWARF (682)           
 PHIL IN A BOX 7678        ST  5   6  0  24         MISFIT TOYS 2425 (664)    
 WITCH'S BUR 8014              4   0  1  24         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669)                [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGUS SCRIMM 7959         LU  4   5  0  23         BAD CUKES (676)           
 KNUCKER 7921              SL  4   7  0  23         KISS MY AXE (621)         
 TENTHAL MAN 8002              3   2  0  23         TENACIOUS (680)                          [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 THE BROKEN FAERIE 7985    PL  3   3  0  22         KON (677)                 
 THE LUMBERJACK 7986       SL  2   4  0  22         KON (677)                 
 SHIZNAX 7910              SL  5   6  0  21         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 DOC 7885                  LU  3   5  0  21         PHOENIX GUARD (672)       
 REMEMBER 7917             WS  3   8  0  21         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)    
 TENFEN SMOKE 8001             3   2  0  20         TENACIOUS (680)                          [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 ELEPHANTZ GERALD 7936     PR  3   6  0  19         BEASTS WITHIN (561)       
 CYNICAL 8027                  2   0  0  19         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 TENTHOR 8003              ST  1   4  0  19         TENACIOUS (680)           
 HAND OF DARKNESS 7556     AB  4   6  0  18         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 PYEWACKET 8017                2   2  1  18         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 ONE SWEET MOMENT 8015     BA  2   2  1  17         BRAIN SALAD SURGERY (669) 
 HOLA 7969                 AB  3   5  1  15         JAY-Z (563)               
 HOVITO 7970               PR  2   6  0  12         JAY-Z (563)               
 OVEN DOOR 7953            SL  1   8  0  11         JAY-Z (563)               
 WYATT 8034                    1   0  0  11         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 EDMUND KAMPER 8030            1   0  0  10         BAD CUKES (676)                          [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 LUCIUS ULTOR 7993         SL  2   3  0   9         PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)      
 SAVAGE 8006                   2   3  0   9         THE RAZOR'S EDGE (246)                   [AB-BA-LU-SL-ST]
 OGADI 7984                AB  1   5  0   8         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   
 MOCHI 7965                PL  0   7  0   7         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)    
 XANDER 8005               ST  0   5  0   5         CRUEL INTENTIONS (638)    
 SOTH 8018                     0   3  0   3         KISS MY AXE (621)                        [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST]
 BELLOWS 8029                  0   2  0   2         STEEL BLADES (628)                       [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST]
 ANAKITN SKYWALKR 8028         0   2  0   2         UGOTAB KITTEN ME (683)                   [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST]
 DEATH VOLUNTEER 8033      ST  0   1  0   1         PHILANTHROGENTS 7 (681)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE PENGUIN 8023        1  2 0 BAD CUKES 676        ONE SWEET MOMENT 8015 1053  
MEAT 8032               0  1 0 BLIZZARD OF PAIN 622 SHEWISH GIANT         1053 NONE
FARAWAY LAUGHTER 7745   8  7 0 BRAIN SALAD SURG 669 ANIMAL CRACKER 7801   1053  
SOUL OF STONE 7861      1  4 0 BRAIN SALAD SURG 669 BOAR-IS KARLOFF 7769  1049 NOT REVENGED
AVAGDDU 7930            6  4 0 KISS MY AXE 621      DARK CHAMPION         1053 NONE
BARBARETTA 8031         0  1 0 ORDO HERETICUS 641   PYEWACKET 8017        1053  
SHMAX 7911              5  5 0 PHILANTHROGENTS  681 SILVER FOX 7808       1052  
BALL PIT 7831           6  7 0 PHOENIX GUARD 672    ATASHA 7829           1053  
AGNAR SLAWN 8012        0  4 0 RIPPERS 32           SHEWISH GIANT         1053 NONE
PHILOS 7777             3  7 0 RIPPERS 32           HIGH ELF              1053 NONE
TRELL JR 7810           2  3 0 RIPPERS 32           TENDRA WHITEHOT 7935  1049 NOT REVENGED
MEAT PIE 7888           4  4 0 SHEWISH BAKERY 674   DIAPER ME DOLL 7679   1053  
ANVIL 7925              7  2 0 STEEL BLADES 628     TESYDA 7738           1053  
INGOT 7977              1  3 0 STEEL BLADES 628     PURE LEAF 7973        1049 JUST REVENGED
CLEOCATRA 8022          0  2 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 HOLLOW MAN 7819       1052  
JOKER 7966              0  3 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 TIGER CLAW JR. 7859   1049 NOT REVENGED
THE GREAT CATSBY 7967   0  5 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 WITCH'S BUR 8014      1051  
ZELDA 7968              1  3 0 UGOTAB KITTEN ME 683 TYRONE ASAURS RE 8011 1050  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AVAGDDU was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PHILOS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
AGNAR SLAWN was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MEAT was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
IRON AND STEEL viciously subdued PURE LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
JOBY was devastated by TENDRA WHITEHOT in a popular 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
THE GRINCH bested GREAT SORROW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
SWAN ARTIST handily defeated CHRIMSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
SALMON LEAP vanquished SIX SUMMERS in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KAMODA JOE vanquished RAMPAGE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MA BARKER handily defeated SELENA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BUTTERED TROLL devastated JOHN COUGAR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
ANVIL was murdered by TESYDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GEORGIA PEACH savagely defeated IGNUS FERRUM in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
CARBON FIBRE defeated BIG ROCK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
SNOWFLAKE handily defeated DIRTY SOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
TRAEGER devastated DANCING W/THE SLOTH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BODY BAGUETTE overpowered HOLLOW MAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GERMENSINE overpowered CLIMOPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
KRYTEN handily defeated THE JUGGERNAUT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GIGGLING NANNY was narrowly defeated by IREN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CPT HOLLISTER lost to KRIS KRINGLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
RECTEQ was overcome by DEKTRA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
RIMMER viciously subdued THE LUMBERJACK in a popular 1 minute Challenge contest.
CAT defeated JUMA in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
ANGUS SCRIMM overpowered OGADI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ANDRIUM savagely defeated REMEMBER in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
KNUCKER vanquished MOCHI in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THE BROKEN FAERIE overcame ELEPHANTZ GERALD in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
WILD THING handily defeated XANDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
THE PENGUIN was slaughtered by ONE SWEET MOMENT in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
UNKNOWN defeated CAMPY in a 2 minute expert's duel.
INQ GREYFAX overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOLDAVIUS overpowered SILVER FOX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAP BACK was overpowered by BIG GREEN EGG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MEGAN FOXX demolished SNOWMAN in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
VALERIA VINDEX was unbelievably bested by IVAN TWOHAMMERS in a 4 minute battle.
NUDD was beaten by BREUSE SANS PITE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fray.
BEAR CLAW demolished JAXCYRA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CASSIUS VARUS vanquished AAMON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FARAWAY LAUGHTER was slaughtered by ANIMAL CRACKER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FAITH BENDER unbelievably bested WIZARD OF OZ in a popular 8 minute brutal match.
ATASHA slaughtered BALL PIT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PULPER demolished BOLD SAVIOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
SPLIT LIP defeated ABC'S OF XYZ'S in a exciting 1 minute bloody brawl.
TYRONE ASAURS REX handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute conflict.
JAVERT was savagely defeated by TALA in a exciting 4 minute gory fight.
PIT BOSS lost to ABADDON in a 2 minute bout.
DIAPER ME DOLL executed MEAT PIE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NOSLER handily defeated TENMAR THE GRIM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHANCE demolished OSHNARD OKNARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FIZZLEGIG demolished HALLOWED PRIEST in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRONWING was overpowered by INQ TUE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOAR-IS KARLOFF unbelievably bested ADRASTIA in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur battle.
KOCHAUSKI devastated HAND OF DARKNESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
OVEN DOOR was devastated by TENFEN SMOKE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APPA vanquished SAVAGE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RUNT overpowered SHIZNAX in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOLA was devastated by TYRUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOVITO was savagely defeated by WITCH'S BUR in a 2 minute brutal duel.
DOC was unbelievably bested by NIGHT SHADE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute battle.
STRANGER'S GRIP overpowered SOTH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PHIL IN A BOX overpowered BELLOWS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TENTHAL MAN vanquished LUCIUS ULTOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TENTHOR was defeated by TOOTHPICK in a action packed 6 minute novice's fight.
PYEWACKET slaughtered BARBARETTA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CYNICAL savagely defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 3 minute novice's duel.
ANAKITN SKYWALKR was demolished by WYATT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
EDMUND KAMPER overpowered DEATH VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 27         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         STRIKING ATTACK  130 - 101 -  8      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK   106 -  90 -  7      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  31 -  1      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         AIMED BLOW        85 -  88 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         BASHING ATTACK    68 -  74 -  8      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   95 - 121 -  4      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       47 -  61 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -  37 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  19 -  0      21  |

Turn 1053 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     7 - 10         3  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 12         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   14 - 13     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         9 -  9                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SWAN ARTIST 7676           16   2  0  175 COVEY II (662)
SLASHING ATTACK  SALMON LEAP 7166           20   6  0  116 KISS MY AXE (621)
AIMED BLOW       UNKNOWN 7739               13   4  0  113 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)
WALL OF STEEL    MA BARKER 7852             11   2  2  110 BAD CUKES (676)
LUNGING ATTACK   BIG GREEN EGG 7839         10   1  2  110 YUPPIE COOKOUT (675)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INQ GREYFAX 7398           16   3  0  109 ORDO HERETICUS (641)
BASHING ATTACK   MOLDAVIUS 5672             15   9  1   99 PRAETORIAN GUARD (6)
PARRY-STRIKE     TESYDA 7738                 9   3  1   96 OF WOLF & AMAZON (668)
TOTAL PARRY      FAITH BENDER 7297          19   7  0   67 THE HOLY LEGION (52)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SELENA 7020.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
WIZARD OF OZ 7863.  The ten other most popular fighters were GREAT SORROW 7825, DOC 
7885, TENTHOR 8003, VALERIA VINDEX 7748, TALA 7391, SALMON LEAP 7166, CYNICAL 8027, 
KAMODA JOE 7841, CARBON FIBRE 7199, and DEKTRA 7974.

The least popular fighter this week was DEATH VOLUNTEER 8033.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANAKITN SKYWALKR 8028, BELLOWS 8029, HOVITO 7970, HOLA 7969, 
SHIZNAX 7910, SAVAGE 8006, OVEN DOOR 7953, IRONWING 7516, HALLOWED PRIEST 7455, and 
OSHNARD OKNARD 7913.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CHRIMSON (10-7178) THE HOLY LEGION (52)