DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/28/2026    Duedate: 06/10/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1049

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JACKWAGON
WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-6318) [9-0-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HELL'S HOWITZER                JACKWAGON
SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-6307) [10-2-0,96]          (19-6318) [9-0-0,124]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ALMANAC                        JACKWAGON
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
(19-6249) [19-18-1,82]         (19-6318) [9-0-0,124]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LAKOTA (167)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE ALLIANCE (542)            30 
2. LAKOTA (167)                  19    SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
3. WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)         17    Unchartered Team
4. FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)      12 
5. UNDER THE SEA (533)           12    WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      9   0  0 100.   1/ 1 LAKOTA (167)              7  8 1
 2- 2*OF WOLF & MAN (545)        3   0  0 100.   2/ 2 THE ALLIANCE (542)        6  7 1
 3/ 3 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    10   2  0 83.3   3/ 3 UNDERWORLD (201)          5  3 0
 4- 4*DROP THE REMIX (539)       5   2  1 71.4   4/ 5 UNDER THE SEA (533)       4  3 0
 5- 5*DRUNK HISTORY (534)        5   3  0 62.5   5/ 8 CHAOS KIDS (384)          4  6 2
 6/ 6 UNDERWORLD (201)          53  48  1 52.5   6/ 4*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     3  0 0
 7/ 7 CHAOS KIDS (384)         246 236 14 51.0   7/ 6 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 2  1 0
 8/ 8 UNDER THE SEA (533)       82  90 15 47.7   8/12 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    2  1 0
 9/ 9 LAKOTA (167)              74  90  4 45.1   9/ 7 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  2  4 0
10/10 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)   9  13  1 40.9  10-11*OF WOLF & MAN (545)       1  0 0
11/11 THE ALLIANCE (542)        33  60  3 35.5  11- 9*DRUNK HISTORY (534)       1  0 0
12/12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)191 515 35 27.1  12-10*DROP THE REMIX (539)      1  0 0
13-13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       2   9  0 18.2  13-13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Coming up with 
a solid 1-0-0 outing, SATAN'S BIG GUNS has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for LITTLE BEAR, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after 
mashing BROAD BILL like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  WEEPY WILLOW was beat by SPOTTED EAGLE and 
drops 21 points.  It's a proud day for the WRATHMEN 25-113 stable, as their warrior, 
JACKWAGON, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 
gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad UNDER THE SEA?  Big bad UNDER THE SEA.  Big bad UNDER THE SEA.  ZUWAYZA's 
afraid of the big bad UNDER THE SEA.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, 
but catch UNDERWORLD's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from UNDER THE SEA.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it 
covering MUDD as he was driven to an early grave by RICOCHET of the CHAOS KIDS.  
Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and 
see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZUWAYZA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKWAGON 6318            ST  9   0  0 124         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELL'S HOWITZER 6307      LU 10   2  0  96         SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UREA 2451                 PR 11   9  0  84         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 ALMANAC 6249              SL 19  18  1  82         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-COLONEL TAYLOR 6234       LU  5   3  0  82         DRUNK HISTORY (534)       
 LITTLE BEAR 2075          ST  6   7  0  81         LAKOTA (167)              
 BROAD BILL 6250           SL 13  18  4  77         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
 CALL GIRL 2971            TP  8   3  0  75         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 PLATINUM 6302             AB 10   9  0  70         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047        WS  7   9  1  66         LAKOTA (167)                             *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK KNIFE 1973          PS 11   5  0  54         LAKOTA (167)              
 JACQUES 6298              TP  8   2  0  51         UNDER THE SEA (533)                      *
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291         SL  8   8  1  45         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 RICOCHET 6297             PR  7  15  3  45         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 RIP TIDE 6285             PR  6  16  1  39         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
-PASSIONATELY BALD 6272        3   1  1  39         DROP THE REMIX (539)                     [LU-SL]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIPSTICK DIVE 6382        LU  2   1  1  27         CHAOS KIDS (384)                         *
-PHILOSTALGIA 6363         PL  2   4  0  26         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)                     *
-KOR'THAL 6353             WS  2   0  0  24         OF WOLF & MAN (545)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NEON PEON 6368            ST  4   3  0  23         THE ALLIANCE (542)                       *
 CYNAMINT 6385             PL  2   2  0  23         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 STANDFAST 6289            WS  1   0  0  19         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 EAGLE WOMAN 6384          SL  2   2  1   9         LAKOTA (167)                             *
 GOAT FISH 6365            LU  1   0  0   9         UNDER THE SEA (533)                      *
 TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390         1   1  0   4         LAKOTA (167)                             [LU-PS-TP-WS]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHELDON 6387                  0   1  0   1         CHAOS KIDS (384)                         [LU-PS-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CASBAH 6339             0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 25 541 SPYMASTER             1049 NONE
JAMIN 6372              0  1 0 FAR TRAVELERS 25 541 MOUNTAIN TROLL        1049 NONE
DEMON DOG 6364          0  1 0 OZBOZOLGISTS 6 546   EAGLE WOMAN 6384      1047 REVENGED
CYNERGY 6381            2  2 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     DIPSTICK DIVE 6382    1048  
MUDD 6327               4 10 1 THE ALLIANCE 542     RICOCHET 6297         1049  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JAMIN was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CASBAH was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
BOB BEGGER was demolished by JACKWAGON in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
HELL'S HOWITZER savagely defeated ALMANAC in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
UREA viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal fight.
BROAD BILL was devastated by LITTLE BEAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PLATINUM overcame BLACK KNIFE in a action packed 1 minute expert's melee.
WEEPY WILLOW was vanquished by SPOTTED EAGLE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
CALL GIRL outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a tiresome 8 minute fight.
RICOCHET put to death MUDD in a 5 minute bout.
RIP TIDE was overpowered by JACQUES in a 4 minute one-sided match.
TOUCH THE CLOUDS was devastated by CYNAMINT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DIPSTICK DIVE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EAGLE WOMAN was overpowered by STANDFAST in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
GOAT FISH defeated SHELDON in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  14 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  27 -  3      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   6 -  0      40  |

Turn 1049 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JACKWAGON 6318              9   0  0  124 WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELL'S HOWITZER 6307       10   2  0   96 SATAN'S BIG GUNS (543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    UREA 2451                  11   9  0   84 UNDERWORLD (201)
SLASHING ATTACK  ALMANAC 6249               19  18  1   82 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOTAL PARRY      CALL GIRL 2971              8   3  0   75 UNDERWORLD (201)
AIMED BLOW       PLATINUM 6302              10   9  0   70 THE ALLIANCE (542)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973           11   5  0   54 LAKOTA (167)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALMANAC 6249.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JACKWAGON 6318.  The ten other most popular fighters were UREA 2451, JAMIN 6372, 
HELL'S HOWITZER 6307, EAGLE WOMAN 6384, LITTLE BEAR 2075, PLATINUM 6302, SPOTTED 
EAGLE 2047, RICOCHET 6297, CYNAMINT 6385, and GOAT FISH 6365.

The least popular fighter this week was TOUCH THE CLOUDS 6390.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACQUES 6298, MUDD 6327, CALL GIRL 2971, BROAD BILL 6250, 
ALMANAC 6249, CASBAH 6339, BLACK KNIFE 1973, SHELDON 6387, STANDFAST 6289, and 
DIPSTICK DIVE 6382.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BOB BEGGER (19-3172) UNDERWORLD (201)