DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2026    Duedate: 06/11/2026

ZENSU ARENA

DM 40    TURN 1006

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DARKNESS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5330) [20-5-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLOOD BATH                     POSITION IS EMPTY
PHILANTHROPISTS (211)          
(40-1748) [18-13-0,123]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HUMPTY DUMPTY                  BROCCOLI BRIDE
DREAMS WORK (538)              TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
(40-5331) [10-21-0,102]        (40-5380) [14-3-0,116]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OXY MORONS (537)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537)              53 
2. THE SHIRE (321)               22 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. PANDORA'S BOX (522)           7     Unchartered Team
4. BEYOND THE PALE (337)         7  
5. DREAMS WORK (538)             3     SNAUSAGES (307)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 47  14  0 77.0   1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537)         10  4 1
 2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522)      191  86  4 69.0   2/ 2 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     7  4 0
 3/ 3 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     98  53  0 64.9   3/ 3 THE SHIRE (321)           7  7 0
 4/ 5 OXY MORONS (537)         139 126  6 52.5   4/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 6  3 0
 5/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538)         84  77  4 52.2   5/ 5 PANDORA'S BOX (522)       5  1 0
 6/ 6 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    1296 1537 36 45.7   6/ 6 DREAMS WORK (538)         2  4 0
 7/ 7 THE SHIRE (321)          104 144  4 41.9   7/ 7 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Beware the night. Beware the arena. Beware life itself. For the darkness is coming and 
it is coming for you.

                                          -- Darkness, DMI

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ZENSU!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for TERRIBLE BEAUTY?  
OXY MORONS' proud of her after beating MOOR PALE and getting 21 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  THE HEDGE got smashed by BLOOD BATH, and lost 7 points!  Like 
DREAMS WORK's HUMPTY DUMPTY is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster 
DARKNESS!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  DARKNESS stopped HUMPTY DUMPTY 
dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said ZENSU's Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of PHILANTHROPISTS 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what THE SHIRE's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from PHILANTHROPISTS, that's fer sher.  Can PANDORA'S BOX's 
FLOODS be more popular than me?  It was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because CRAZY TRAIN had 18-12-0 was 
no reason for PHILANTHROPISTS to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Fight, fight, 
fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKNESS 5330             TP 20   5  0 116         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD BATH 1748           LU 18  13  0 123         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     
 FLOODS 5263               TP 37   7  0 118         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       
 BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380       PL 14   3  0 116         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 
 PARANOID 1747             WS 21   9  0 114         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     
 HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331        LU 10  21  0 102         DREAMS WORK (538)         
 EERIE BEEF 5383           WS 14   2  0 101         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 
 DOS JONES 5272            SL 19  34  0  94         BEYOND THE PALE (337)     
 TURTLE NEMESIS 5382       AB 11   4  0  92         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLACK JAW 4147            TP 25   5  0  89         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     
 THE HEDGE 5316            LU 13  12  0  87         THE SHIRE (321)           
 SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255     WS 16  13  0  79         THE SHIRE (321)           
 ROSIE COTTON 5328         LU  9  11  1  78         THE SHIRE (321)           
 LEAD BALLOON 5391         TP 12   4  0  68         OXY MORONS (537)                         *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXTREME AVERAGE 5404      LU  6   3  0  60         OXY MORONS (537)          
-DISEASE 5327              BA 10  10  0  59         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE 5351                 LU  5   5  0  50         DREAMS WORK (538)                        *
 MOOR PALE 5373            SL  9  18  0  45         BEYOND THE PALE (337)                    *
 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407      SL  4   3  2  45         OXY MORONS (537)          
 GOING NOWHERE 5400        WS  6   7  2  43         OXY MORONS (537)                         *

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375        ST  4   5  0  29         PANDORA'S BOX (522)                      *
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418      AB  3   0  0  29         THE SHIRE (321)                          *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOBO BOFFINS 5414         PR  3   2  0  23         THE SHIRE (321)                          *
 BITTERSWEET 5419              1   0  0  15         OXY MORONS (537)                         [LU-SL]
 WINGED PIGMAN 5412        ST  1   1  0   4         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)                    *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAZY TRAIN 1750       18 13 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 211  SPYMASTER             1006 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRAZY TRAIN was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARKNESS bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
ROSIE COTTON was subdued by TURTLE NEMESIS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
EERIE BEEF was unbelievably bested by PARANOID in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
BROCCOLI BRIDE savagely defeated SLACK JAW in a 3 minute master's competition.
BLOOD BATH devastated THE HEDGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLOODS overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a dull 5 minute expert's fight.
DOS JONES vanquished EXTREME AVERAGE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SANCHO PROUDFOOT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LEAD BALLOON defeated DAVE in a exciting 5 minute fight.
MOOR PALE was handily defeated by TERRIBLE BEAUTY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GOING NOWHERE demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
BOBO BOFFINS demolished WINGED PIGMAN in a 4 minute mismatched match.
BITTERSWEET beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  13 -  0      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  17 -  2      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  35 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  22 -  2      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1006 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DARKNESS 5330              20   5  0  116 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLOOD BATH 1748            18  13  0  123 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
PARRY-LUNGE      BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380        14   3  0  116 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
WALL OF STEEL    PARANOID 1747              21   9  0  114 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)
AIMED BLOW       TURTLE NEMESIS 5382        11   4  0   92 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
SLASHING ATTACK  TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407        4   3  2   45 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAVE 5351, 
HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331, EERIE BEEF 5383, WINGED PIGMAN 5412, TURTLE NEMESIS 5382, ROSIE 
COTTON 5328, PARANOID 1747, SLACK JAW 4147, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, and GOING NOWHERE 
5400.

The least popular fighter this week was FLOODS 5263.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEAD BALLOON 5391, THE HEDGE 5316, BOBO BOFFINS 5414, MOOR PALE 5373, 
EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, BITTERSWEET 5419, SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255, DOS JONES 5272, BLOOD 
BATH 1748, and DARKNESS 5330.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CRAZY TRAIN (40-1750) PHILANTHROPISTS (211)