DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/09/2025    Duedate: 10/06/2025

ERINIKA ARENA

DM 73    TURN 423

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PYRO SMURF
EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
(73-4937) [11-4-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PYRO SMURF                     MUMIAH
EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)       JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)
(73-4937) [11-4-0,137]         (73-9884) [8-0-1,94]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LOOMPA                         GALLUS
SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)          LUDUS MAGNUS (793)
(73-10033) [21-13-2,88]        (73-7024) [12-2-1,133]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEWARE (1491)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)          34 
2. SS06 01 (1150)                28    JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)
3. FAR TRAVELERS (1342)          23    Unchartered Team
4. SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)          21 
5. SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)         20    JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       10   0  0 100.   1/ 0 BEWARE (1491)             8  1 1
 2/ 0*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)        8   0  1 100.   2- 2 MONGOL HORDE (658)        6  0 1
 3/ 0*JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)        3   0  1 100.   3- 3 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       5  1 0
 4/ 0*SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)       2   0  1 100.   4- 1 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        5  2 0
 5/ 0*SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)      1   0  1 100.   5- 5*CAPITALISTS (631)         5  3 0
 6/ 0*SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)       1   0  1 100.   6- 6 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        4  1 0
 7/ 0*SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)      1   0  1 100.   7- 4 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     4  3 1
 8/ 0*SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)      1   0  1 100.   8/11 FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   3  0 0
 9/ 0*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)      1   0  0 100.   9/ 0*SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)      2  0 1
10/48*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)       1   0  0 100.  10-14 PLAY BALL (623)           2  0 0
11/ 0*SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)       1   0  0 100.  11- 8 WHISKEY (671)             2  0 0
12/ 0*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)      1   0  0 100.  12/32 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     2  1 0
13/ 0*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)      1   0  0 100.  13/13 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     2  1 0
14/ 0*SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)      1   0  0 100.  14/28 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     2  1 0
15/ 0*SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)      1   0  0 100.  15/29 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     2  1 0
16/ 0*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)      1   0  0 100.  16/ 7 RYTSARI (1363)            2  1 0
17/ 0*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)      1   0  0 100.  17- 9 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      2  2 0
18/ 0*SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)      1   0  0 100.  18-10 2212 BOURBON ST (1489)    1  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)      1   0  0 100.  19/ 0 2416 BOURBON ST (1492)    1  0 1
20/ 0*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)      1   0  0 100.  20/ 0*SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)      1  0 1
21/ 0 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)        9   1  0 90.0  21/ 0*SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)     1  0 1
22- 2 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       62   7  3 89.9  22/ 0*SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)     1  0 1
23/ 0*JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)        7   1  2 87.5  23/ 0*SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)     1  0 1
24/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  12   3  0 80.0  24/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        1  0 1
25/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)      8   2  1 80.0  25/ 0 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       1  0 0
26/ 0*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)        4   1  0 80.0  26/ 0*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)     1  0 0
27/ 0 2416 BOURBON ST (1492)    11   3  1 78.6  06/106*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)      1  0 0
28/ 0 BEWARE (1491)             38  11  1 77.6  28/ 0*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)     1  0 0
29- 3 WHISKEY (671)             35  11  1 76.1  29/ 0*SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)      1  0 0
30/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)     9   3  2 75.0  30/ 0*JOHNNY TAKES (1409)       1  0 0
31/ 0*JOHNNY TAKES (1409)        6   2  0 75.0  31/16 SS06 01 (1150)            1  0 0
32- 5*RIFF'S FAV SAYINGS (1253)  3   1  0 75.0  32/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   1  0 0
33- 6 MONGOL HORDE (658)       153  52 12 74.6  33/ 0*JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)       1  0 0
34/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  11   4  0 73.3  34/ 0*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       1  0 0
35- 8*CAPITALISTS (631)          8   3  0 72.7  35/ 0 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       1  0 0
36/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        23   9  2 71.9  36/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    1  0 0
37- 9 SUPER STARS (629)        112  45  4 71.3  37/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    1  0 0
38-10 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)     111  47  3 70.3  38/ 0*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)     1  0 0
39-11 2212 BOURBON ST (1489)    16   7  1 69.6  39/ 0*SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)     1  0 0
40-12 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     72  33  8 68.6  40/ 0*SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)     1  0 0
41/15 SS02 1 (1313)             23  11  3 67.6  41/ 0*JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)       1  0 0
42/16 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     23  11  0 67.6  42/ 0*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)     1  0 0
43-14 PLAY BALL (623)           28  14  4 66.7  43/19 SS02 1 (1313)             1  0 0
44-17 227 BOURBON ST. (1480)    10   5  1 66.7  44/ 0*SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)     1  0 0
45/ 0*YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)   2   1  0 66.7  45/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)     1  0 0
46-18 SUE'S BOYS (632)         100  54  7 64.9  46/ 0*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)     1  0 0
47/ 0 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)        9   5  1 64.3  47/ 0*SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)     1  0 0
48/19 FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   21  12  0 63.6  48/ 0*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)     1  0 0
49/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)     7   4  0 63.6  49/ 0 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       1  0 0
50/21 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     21  13  4 61.8  50/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  1  0 0
51/22 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     21  13  2 61.8  51/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  1  0 0
52-20*ANTISOCIALS (1402)        17  11  1 60.7  52-21 WAY BACK WHEN (659)       1  0 0
53-24*FAV SAYINGS 5 (969)        3   2  0 60.0  53/ 0 RED BLADES (721)          1  0 0
54/23 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    36  25  3 59.0  54-22 SUPER STARS (629)         1  1 1
55/28 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     29  21  0 58.0  55-33*ANTISOCIALS (1402)        1  1 0
56/ 0 RED BLADES (721)          19  14  1 57.6  56/41*FAR TRAVELERS (1342)      1  1 0
57-26 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      527 389 38 57.5  57/23 YUPPIE PANDEMIC (1170)    1  1 0
58-27 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       213 158 16 57.4  58/12 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    1  2 0
59/ 0 LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)    8   6  0 57.1  59/34 GAMMA WORLD (1403)        1  2 0
60/ 0*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)         4   3  0 57.1  60/36 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     1  2 0
61-29 BOURBON & BLOOD (1368)    30  23  2 56.6  61/30 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       1  2 0
62/25 MY BED BANDER (1153)      30  23  1 56.6  62/31 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
63-30 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        70  55  3 56.0  63-35 SUE'S BOYS (632)          1  2 0
64/33 SS06 01 (1150)            37  30  1 55.2  64/27 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        0  3 0
65/35 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       24  20  0 54.5  65/37*ON TAP 10 (1265)          0  2 0
66/31 GAMMA WORLD (1403)        19  16  2 54.3  66/26*2228 BOURBON ST (1488)    0  2 0
67/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)   7   6  2 53.8  67/ 0*YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)  0  1 0
68/36 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     18  16  0 52.9  68-24*RIFF'S FAV SAYINGS (1253) 0  1 0
69/32 YUPPIE PANDEMIC (1170)    10   9  0 52.6  69/17 MY BED BANDER (1153)      0  1 0
70/37 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       19  18  1 51.4  70/ 0*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)       0  1 0
71/42*FAR TRAVELERS (1342)       6   6  0 50.0  71-25*FAV SAYINGS 5 (969)       0  1 0
72/38 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        18  19  0 48.6  72-44 BOURBON & BLOOD (1368)    0  1 0
73/41 RYTSARI (1363)            23  27  2 46.0  73/ 0*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        0  1 0
74/43*2228 BOURBON ST (1488)     4   6  1 40.0  74/ 0*STEEL BLADES II (834)     0  1 0
75/46*ON TAP 10 (1265)           1   3  0 25.0  75/ 0 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  0  1 0
76/ 0*STEEL BLADES II (834)      0   1  0  0.0  76-89 227 BOURBON ST. (1480)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ERINIKA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, RYAN'S SHOWS, since BEWARE 
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Dripping Blade and join SWORD HEROES 2's celebration over their good record 
this turn.  12th place, not bad.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SWORD 
HEROES 6's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join SWORD 
HEROES 7's celebration over their good record this turn.  15th place, not bad.  If 
The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for SMURF HORDE 4's good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Look out below!  
SS06 01 is on the way down, falling to 31st from 16th with a 1-0-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  
Oh, this is too good to be true!  SS02 1 has fallen to 43rd place after going 1-0-0 
this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MY 
COFFEE win a fight and gain 28 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER beat ADOEL 
and ADOEL lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in 
with the new, as PYRO SMURF takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, ERINIKA?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Ya gotta go sometime, and QUARANTINE's time was this 
time.  Hmmm, not a bad fighter, had it lived... (what?  me pity?).  And one more turn 
will show if 2131 BOURBON ST can successfully bloodfeud that elusive AVRIL LAVIGNE 
over WIDOW JANE.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches 
up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the ERINIKA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of ERINIKA.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYRO SMURF 4937           ST 11   4  0 137         EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAIM 5763                 ST 13   1  0 140         WAY BACK WHEN (659)                      *
-HEARTY SUSAN 5885         AB 19   8  0 134         WHISKEY (671)             
 GALLUS 7024               ST 12   2  1 133         LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        
-OTTAWA SENATOR 5500       WS  3   0  0 119         CAPITALISTS (631)         
 TAGAS 9453                ST 10   0  0 118         JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       
-KHAN TUSION 7064          WS 14   7  2 111         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
 QUIRMY 10027              PR 23  11  0 109         SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     
-STINGER 5428              SL 11   4  1 109         PLAY BALL (623)           
 DR SMURFORKIAN 4953       ST 12   3  0 107         EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  
 SPORK 10039               PR 20  14  0 104         SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     
 KERUBIEL 9434             ST  9   1  1 103         JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       
-S.P.C.A. 8535             AB 11   8  1  98         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
-THE LLAMA KING 7066       ST 10  10  1  98         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
-S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170    SL 10   4  1  97         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 MY COFFEE 9796            BA  9   8  0  97         SS06 01 (1150)            
-KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497    PL  8   1  0  96         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
 BRAVEY 10018              PR 21  13  4  94         SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     
 MUMIAH 9884               LU  8   0  1  94         JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       
 HARAEL 9851               LU  9   1  0  93         JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)                      *
 ANASTASIA 11561           LU 13   9  0  92         RYTSARI (1363)            
 GANNICUS 7802             LU  9   3  2  92         LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    
 VERUS 7773                ST  7   3  0  92         LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   
-MECH X-4 7077                16   7  1  91         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       ???

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERAPH 9765               PR 19  18  1  90         JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       
 LOOMPA 10033              PR 21  13  2  88         SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     
 EVANGELINA 9746           PR 19  17  0  87         JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHEMP 10010               PR 18  16  0  87         SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)                    *
-DJIBOUTI CALL 7850        SL 10   7  0  86         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)                      *
 SEGOVAX 7826              ST  6   2  0  86         LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)                   *
-DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016   BA 12  10  2  85         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 KEZEF 9436                ST  5   1  2  84         JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)                      *
-APRIL O'NEIL 6897         LU 18  10  0  82         CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      
 PURE STRAIN HUMAN 11891   PL  6   4  0  81         GAMMA WORLD (1403)        
-A CHORUS LLAMA 8962           8   4  2  75         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)                    [AB-ST]
 ADOEL 9389                PR 18  19  0  74         JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        
-ANTONIO BROWN 6614        LU 13  10  1  74         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
-SUNSET 8436               LU  9   6  0  73         SUPER STARS (629)                        *
-BLENDING BOWL 6173        LU 12  19  2  70         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       *
 POLLUS 7839               ST  8   2  1  68         LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)                    *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-D.N.R. 8882               WS 10   3  0  66         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 SWANSEE 11984             LU  6   0  0  66         FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   
-HANGING CHAD 9007         LU  7   4  0  61         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-SMOKE 12386                   6   4  1  59         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
-THAI-DYED 8498            ST  7   4  0  57         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)                      *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBBER 12382                  7   2  0  56         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
 LONGORIA 11349                3   1  0  56         FAR TRAVELERS (1342)                     [LU-ST]
-BIG CITY GREENS 8959      WS  7   4  0  55         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        
 ACHILLEA 9656             ST  4   3  0  55         JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        
-MISS JANUARY 8325         PR 11  16  1  54         CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      
-WOLF 12385                    7   3  0  53         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
-POT HOLE 12384               10   0  0  52         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
-KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957    SL  4   2  0  50         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
-BULLY 12383                   8   2  0  49         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
 PIERCED SMURF 4949        ST  5   3  0  48         EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  
-CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624       LU  7   7  1  47         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
-INSANE 8098               LU  3   2  0  47         FAV SAYINGS 5 (969)       
 OUT OF MOP GAS 9814       LU  5   8  0  45         MY BED BANDER (1153)      
-M.V.P. 8951               PL  4   3  0  45         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
-TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          4   0  0  41         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       [LU-ST]
-LEGIONNAIRE 11892         BA  5   3  1  37         GAMMA WORLD (1403)        
 MY PER DIEM 11935         TP  4   1  0  35         JOHNNY TAKES (1409)       
 MY BIG BROTHER 11165          3   0  1  35         SS02 1 (1313)                            [LU-ST-TP]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-A FREAK KHAN 9723             2   4  1  33         MONGOL HORDE (658)                       [AB-LU]
 PATTON 6397               TP  6   3  1  30         RED BLADES (721)          
 TOMMY BAHAMA 12366            4   4  1  29         2228 BOURBON ST (1488)                   [AB-PL]
 OSCA 11256                    3   0  1  27         JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)                      [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP]
 OKAY BOOMER! 10693            2   1  0  27         YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)                 [AB-PL-PS-SL-TP]
-BERLIN FIRE 5497              2   1  0  27         CAPITALISTS (631)                        [LU-TP]
-OVERSNARK 11886           AB  3   3  0  25         ANTISOCIALS (1402)                       *
-HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950 LU  2   3  0  25         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-REAL MADRID 5496              3   0  0  24         CAPITALISTS (631)                        [LU-TP]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SARIEL 11229              AB  4   1  0  21         JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)                      *
 CYANIDE SMURF 12007           1   0  0  21         SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 GET SMURFY 12019              1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 SILLY SMURF 12262             1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 JIMBO SMURF 12142             1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 HANGRY SMURF 12220            1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 POSER SMURF 12076             1   0  1  16         SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 HUNGRY SMURF 12208            1   0  1  16         SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SUN DAZE 10825            WS  1   3  0  16         ON TAP 10 (1265)          
 AWESOME SMURF 12188           1   0  0  16         SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BOOK OF LLAMA 10262       1   0  0  15         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)                    [AB-LU-ST-TP]
 YUCKY SMURF 12099             1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 ELECTRO SMURF 12205           1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 BOURBON SMURF 12195           1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 SMURFASAURUS 12016            1   0  1  14         SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DOX SMURF 12038               1   0  1  14         SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 WIMPY SMURF 12176             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 BANJO SMURF 12214             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 ZAMBONI SMURF 12104           1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-T.J. WATT 10263               1   0  0  13         SUE'S BOYS (632)                         [AB-LU-ST-TP]
 ANGRY SMURF 12028             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
 DRUNKY SMURF 11991            1   0  1  12         SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      DOX SMURF 12038        423 NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      HUNGRY SMURF 12208     423 NONE
RESTING B FACE 11885    2  2 0 ANTISOCIALS 1402     A CHORUS LLAMA 8962    421  
HEIROPHANT 11614        2  1 0 BOURBON & BLOOD 1368 A FREAK KHAN 9723      422  
AVRIL LAVIGNE 10772     0  1 0 CANADIAN BEAUTY 1255 MY BIG BROTHER 11165   419 NOT REVENGED
SUNSET STRANGER 10127   3  4 0 DRAFT KINGS 1196     A CHORUS LLAMA 8962    420  
FLAMMA 7760            16 18 0 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI 906 DEATHOFASALESLLA 7016  420  
REESE 7345              0  1 0 STEEL BLADES II 834  DRUNKY SMURF 11991     423  
BYPASS 11670            1  3 0 THIRD HIGHWAY 3 1079 TWISTED TIMPER 10782   419 NONE
QUARANTINE 9935         6  4 0 YUPPIE PANDEMIC 1170 GALLUS 7024            423  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANASTASIA was devastated by PYRO SMURF in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPORK vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
TAGAS vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
QUIRMY subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute master's competition.
KERUBIEL vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DEWEY was overpowered by MY COFFEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GALLUS savagely slew QUARANTINE in a action packed 2 minute gruesome expert's melee.
DR SMURFORKIAN vanquished PURE STRAIN HUMAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MUMIAH vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
HARAEL overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SERAPH devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
EVANGELINA demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LOOMPA handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
KEZEF overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
ADOEL was overcome by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
BRAVEY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute one-sided brawl.
SEGOVAX overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
GANNICUS overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHEMP devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute gory one-sided contest.
VERUS vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SWANSEE overcame ACHILLEA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute expert's duel.
POLLUS overpowered OUT OF MOP GAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PIERCED SMURF was overpowered by LONGORIA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MY BIG BROTHER won victory over TOMMY BAHAMA in a 1 minute fight.
SARIEL was savagely defeated by PATTON in a dull 25 minute brutal match.
MY PER DIEM won victory over OKAY BOOMER! in a 2 minute fray.
SUN DAZE was savagely defeated by OSCA in a 2 minute brutal fray.
DRUNKY SMURF easily killed REESE in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
CYANIDE SMURF vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SMURFASAURUS executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
GET SMURFY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ANGRY SMURF handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute mismatched match.
DOX SMURF slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
POSER SMURF murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YUCKY SMURF beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fray.
ZAMBONI SMURF demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JIMBO SMURF demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WIMPY SMURF overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AWESOME SMURF handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOURBON SMURF overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a dull 3 minute one-sided fight.
ELECTRO SMURF vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HUNGRY SMURF easily killed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BANJO SMURF overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HANGRY SMURF handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
SILLY SMURF demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 22         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  19 -  9      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  18 -  4      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        49 -  29 -  2      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  44 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  3      40  |

Turn 423 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PYRO SMURF 4937            11   4  0  137 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUIRMY 10027               23  11  0  109 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)
BASHING ATTACK   MY COFFEE 9796              9   8  0   97 SS06 01 (1150)
LUNGING ATTACK   MUMIAH 9884                 8   0  1   94 JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)
PARRY-LUNGE      PURE STRAIN HUMAN 11891     6   4  0   81 GAMMA WORLD (1403)
TOTAL PARRY      MY PER DIEM 11935           4   1  0   35 JOHNNY TAKES (1409)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOOMPA 10033.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GALLUS 7024.  The ten other most popular fighters were OKAY BOOMER! 10693, SPORK 
10039, QUIRMY 10027, MUMIAH 9884, SERAPH 9765, LOOMPA 10033, SHEMP 10010, SWANSEE 
11984, OSCA 11256, and PYRO SMURF 4937.

The least popular fighter this week was SARIEL 11229.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PATTON 6397, BOURBON SMURF 12195, ANGRY SMURF 12028, SUN DAZE 10825, 
TOMMY BAHAMA 12366, OUT OF MOP GAS 9814, PURE STRAIN HUMAN 11891, ANASTASIA 11561, 
HUNGRY SMURF 12208, and ELECTRO SMURF 12205.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PYRO SMURF (73-4937) EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AVRIL LAVIGNE (73-7070) CALENDAR GIRLS (453)
KHANADIAN (73-7076) MONGOL HORDE (658)
DEWEY (73-9264) EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)
PENNYWISE (73-12352) BIG SHOES TO FILL (1486)