DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/11/2025    Duedate: 09/24/2025

JASPER GULCH ARENA

DM 85    TURN 269

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UNCLE SCROOGE
DUCKTALES (5375)
(85-29249) [8-5-0,201]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNCLE SCROOGE                  TARA
DUCKTALES (5375)               OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)
(85-29249) [8-5-0,201]         (85-7477) [7-2-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FAT WIZARD                     FAT WIZARD
CODE NAMES II (2840)           CODE NAMES II (2840)
(85-15459) [14-14-0,99]        (85-15459) [14-14-0,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARCANE D&G (2116)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KANSAS (786)                  22 
2. PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414)     21 PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)       18    Unchartered Team
4. ARCANE D&G (2116)             16 
5. CONNECTICUT (777)             14    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)      1   0  0 100.   1/ 3*ARCANE D&G (2116)         6  3 1
 2/ 0*ALIAS 14 (6962)            1   0  0 100.   2/ 4*STARBUCKS (6737)          3  0 0
 3/ 0*ALIAS 20 (6969)            1   0  0 100.   3/ 7 DUCKTALES (5375)          3  0 0
 4/ 0*CONNECTICUT (777)          1   0  0 100.   4/ 5*OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   3  0 0
 5/ 2*STARBUCKS (6737)           6   1  0 85.7   5- 1*OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)   3  1 1
 6/ 3*PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656)  6   1  0 85.7   6- 2*OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   3  1 0
 7- 1*OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)    5   1  2 83.3   7/14 WORRIED BABY (4817)       3  2 0
 8- 4*OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)    8   2  1 80.0   8/22 CODE NAMES II (2840)      2  0 0
 9/ 6*OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)    7   2  0 77.8   9/24 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  2  0 0
10/ 7 PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414) 13   5  0 72.2  10/31*PRINGLES (6744)           2  1 0
11/ 5*ARCANE D&G (2116)          6   3  1 66.7  11/16*PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 2  1 0
12/12 WORRIED BABY (4817)       24  14  0 63.2  12/27 PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414) 2  1 0
13/ 8*DARK INSANITY (9473)       8   5  0 61.5  13/34*OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)   2  2 0
14-13 HOWLIN HEROES 5 (3876)    11   9  2 55.0  14/17*DECORATION DAY (901)      2  4 0
15/16 CODE NAMES II (2840)      23  20  0 53.5  15/ 6*OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)   2  4 0
16/14 CARNAGE (6219)            11  10  0 52.4  16-19 05 CHEVY (9193)           1  0 0
17/15 CODE NAMES X (5297)       12  11  0 52.2  17-20 F2F TWO (8145)            1  0 0
18-18 PROJECT MAYHEM 370 (9079) 20  20  1 50.0  18/ 0*PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 16  16  1 50.0  19/ 0*ALIAS 14 (6962)           1  0 0
20/ 9*OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)   2   2  1 50.0  20/ 0*ALIAS 20 (6969)           1  0 0
21/37*PRINGLES (6744)            2   2  0 50.0  21-28*OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)   1  0 0
22/10*INGREDIENTS (6745)         2   2  0 50.0  22/ 0*KANSAS (786)              1  0 0
23-20*OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)    1   1  0 50.0  23-23 TURNY TEAM 4 (542)        1  0 0
24/ 0*KANSAS (786)               1   1  0 50.0  24/ 0*CONNECTICUT (777)         1  0 0
25/21 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 34  37  2 47.9  25- 8 PROJECT MAYHEM 370 (9079) 1  1 1
26/23 PHILANTHROPISTS II (335) 140 162  5 46.4  26/38 FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479) 1  1 0
27/29 FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479)  5   6  1 45.5  27/21 CODE NAMES X (5297)       1  1 0
28-24 TURNY TEAM 4 (542)         9  11  2 45.0  28/41 PROJECT MAYHEM 146 (2637) 1  1 0
29-25 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       12  15  1 44.4  29/25*ARCANE TEA (6724)         1  2 1
30/31*OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)    4   5  0 44.4  30/ 9*OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  1  2 1
31/26 PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626)  8  11  0 42.1  31/10 32ERR (8993)              1  2 0
32/27 32ERR (8993)              17  24  0 41.5  32/11 PROJECT MAYHEM 346 (9055) 1  2 0
33/30 DUCKTALES (5375)          12  17  0 41.4  33-29*HOWLIN SUPERS 2 (7846)    1  2 0
34/22*DECORATION DAY (901)       7  10  0 41.2  34/30*PHONOPHONIC (7215)        1  2 0
35/32 PROJECT MAYHEM 146 (2637)  9  14  1 39.1  35/12*INGREDIENTS (6745)        1  2 0
36-33 F2F TWO (8145)             5  10  0 33.3  36/13 CARNAGE (6219)            1  2 0
37-35*HOWLIN SUPERS 2 (7846)     2   4  0 33.3  37/26*HIGHLAND PARK (6736)      1  2 0
38/19*ARCANE TEA (6724)          1   2  1 33.3  38/15 PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626) 1  2 0
39-38 05 CHEVY (9193)           11  28  0 28.2  39/32 PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 1  2 0
40/34*OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)    3   8  0 27.3  40-33 MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       1  2 0
41/36*PHONOPHONIC (7215)         1   3  0 25.0  41/18*DARK INSANITY (9473)      1  4 0
42-39*HOWLIN TRADE (3350)        2   7  2 22.2  42-35*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 0  2 0
43-40*2020 BIBLE (9191)          1   4  0 20.0  43-37*2020 BIBLE (9191)         0  1 0
44-42*PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406)  1   4  0 20.0  44-39 HOWLIN HEROES 5 (3876)    0  1 0
45/41*HIGHLAND PARK (6736)       1   5  0 16.7  45-40*HOWLIN TRADE (3350)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt JASPER GULCH will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as OF WOLF AND MAN6 is pushed out of top team by ARCANE D&G, who came 
from 3rd with a 2-2-0 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  CODE NAMES II has turned a 1-0-0 into 8th place from 22nd.  Give me the 
recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for 
PHILANTHROPISTS II tonight, to honor their rise to 9th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm. 
I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, 
seeing as PRINGLES' 2-2-0 has earned them 10th place in the ranks.  I understand that 
The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for PROJECT MAYHEM 118 tonight, to honor 
their rise to 12th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  OF WOLF AND MAN4 has turned a 1-0-0 into 13th place from 
34th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 tonight, to honor their rise to 26th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging 
Aardvark, seeing as PROJECT MAYHEM 146's 9-14-1 has earned them 28th place in the 
ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to OF WOLF AND MAN10 
for their drop to 30th from 9th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  32ERR must be either in pain, 
or numb, having dropped from 10th to 31st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for PROJECT MAYHEM 346 this turn, a 0-1-0 
causing a 21 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
INGREDIENTS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 12th to 35th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to CARNAGE for their drop to 36th from 13th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for HIGHLAND PARK this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 11 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  PROJECT MAYHEM 267 must be 
either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 15th to 38th this turn, with a 0-1-0 
acting as the weight.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for DARK INSANITY this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 23 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
And let's see, CHISHOLM TRAIL fought FRITZ and gained 22 points and contributed to 
KANSAS' 1-0-0.  EVISCERATE has lost to ROBERT PAULSON 304, falling 25 points, while 
helping make CARNAGE a 0-1-0 turn.  Defending his title for another turn, UNCLE 
SCROOGE kept 32ERR's warrior, GRAVEPRIEST, from claiming the throne.  Tell me, is 
nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark 
uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  Well, sports fans, take notice 
that ROBERT PAULSON 304 from PROJECT MAYHEM 118 was JASPER GULCH's most challenged 
warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  PROJECT MAYHEM 346 made what looks 
to be a tough decision this turn, as they sent ROBERT PAULSON 734, with a record of 
13-17-0, to ROBERT PAULSON 734 death.  Farewell, his.  Is it really true that JASPER 
GULCH has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in JASPER GULCH, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in JASPER GULCH again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCLE SCROOGE 29249       PS  8   5  0 201         DUCKTALES (5375)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 304 7806   LU 12   1  0 104         PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414) 
 FAT WIZARD 15459          PL 14  14  0  99         CODE NAMES II (2840)      
 GRAVEPRIEST 49344         AB 15  24  0  93         32ERR (8993)              

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUEL LINE 50355           PR 11  15  0  89         05 CHEVY (9193)           
 EVISCERATE 33931          LU 11  10  0  84         CARNAGE (6219)            
 TARA 7477                 ST  7   2  0  84         OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)   
-BUZZ 44778                PR  5   8  0  84         F2F TWO (8145)            
 ROBERT PAULSON 411 20324  PL 16  15  1  82         PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720) 
 WIND RAIN 1832            LU 11   9  0  72         PHILANTHROPISTS II (335)  
 ROBERT PAULSON 367 14402  SL  9  14  1  69         PROJECT MAYHEM 146 (2637) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBERT PAULSON 549 25183  LU  8  11  0  62         PROJECT MAYHEM 267 (4626) 
 ITCHY MAMBA 28847         LU 10   7  0  61         CODE NAMES X (5297)                      *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REALLY NOVEL 26450        ST  5   3  0  56         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)       
 PUMPKIN SPICE 36968       LU  6   1  0  55         STARBUCKS (6737)          
 LOOKIE HERE 26271         WS  6   6  0  54         WORRIED BABY (4817)       
 PHAIDOR 7476              ST  2   3  0  47         OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)   
-THAKA 7492                    3   0  2  43         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)                  [LU-PL-ST-WS]
 WINDOW SHOPPER 41042      LU  5   6  1  39         FAVORITE SAYINGS 3 (7479) 
 ACTION JACKSON 11539      AB  3   0  0  36         ARCANE D&G (2116)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JEEP 4163                 ST  1   3  0  33         TURNY TEAM 4 (542)        
-TERKOZ 7487               SL  4   1  1  32         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)   
-SABOR 7489                    4   1  0  30         OF WOLF AND MAN5 (1358)                  [AB-LU-SL-ST-WS]
 BO JACKSON 11537              3   0  1  30         ARCANE D&G (2116)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 CHISHOLM TRAIL 4338           1   1  0  29         KANSAS (786)                             [AB-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 ISSAC CALIGARI 51933      AB  4   3  0  27         DARK INSANITY (9473)      
 BEDSIDE 4939              LU  4   3  0  25         DECORATION DAY (901)      
-DUCOLI 7508                   1   1  0  25         OF WOLF AND MAN9 (1362)                  [AB-LU-PL-PR]
-RICARDO DOOM 51930        TP  4   2  0  24         DARK INSANITY (9473)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 9TH RULE 55302            AB  3   1  0  23         PROJECT MAYHEM 165 (2656) 

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPITERMAN 21146           ST  3   2  0  21         HOWLIN HEROES 5 (3876)    
 FRITZ 7514                PR  2   2  1  21         OF WOLF AND MAN10 (1363)  
-MOLAK 7493                    2   1  0  21         OF WOLF AND MAN6 (1359)                  [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
-BANNER 43020              TP  2   1  0  19         HOWLIN SUPERS 2 (7846)    
-ROBERT PAULSON 663 29405  TP  1   4  0  17         PROJECT MAYHEM 290 (5406) 
 XODAR 7475                    1   5  0  16         OF WOLF AND MAN2 (1355)                  [AB-LU-PL]
 ARSENAL 4294                  1   0  0  14         CONNECTICUT (777)                        [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 CLASS ACT 41343               1   0  0  13         PBR LEGENDS 86 (7535)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 MONSOON 38259                 1   0  0  13         ALIAS 20 (6969)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
-GOOD OLE 39842                0   1  0  13         MOUNTAIN DEW (2933)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 THE SINGLETON 36964       AB  1   5  0  12         HIGHLAND PARK (6736)      
-ADON 50346                PR  0   4  0  12         2020 BIBLE (9191)         
 MUCH TROUBLE 54984            2   0  0  11         WORRIED BABY (4817)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 DEEP SPACE 38222              1   0  0  11         ALIAS 14 (6962)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 CHOCOLATE LIQUER 37009    LU  2   2  0   8         INGREDIENTS (6745)        
 VINYL ALBUM 39512         AB  1   3  0   8         PHONOPHONIC (7215)        
 ENGLISH BREAKFAST 36901   LU  1   2  1   6         ARCANE TEA (6724)         
-SARKOJA 7484                  0   2  0   6         OF WOLF AND MAN4 (1357)                  [AB-LU-PL-PR-TP]
 FRIED OKRA 55309              0   1  0   1         ARCANE D&G (2116)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DONE DIED 4942          3  4 0 DECORATION DAY 901   MOUNTAIN TROLL         269 NONE
NOVA WARP 43022         0  2 0 HOWLIN SUPERS 2 7846 ENGLISH BREAKFA 36901  267  
JUNKIE 20112            2  3 2 HOWLIN TRADE 3350    FRITZ 7514             268  
SCREAMING PICKL 37001   0  1 0 PRINGLES 6744        THAKA 7492             266  
ROBERT PAULSON  49658  13 18 0 PROJECT MAYHEM  9055 STONE GOLEM            269 NONE
DIOUF 85                0  0 0 WHITECAP FC 13       GOVERNOR GRAY 37709     98  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBERT PAULSON 734 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 6 minute fight.
DONE DIED was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
UNCLE SCROOGE overpowered GRAVEPRIEST in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
FAT WIZARD savagely defeated ROBERT PAULSON 411 in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
EVISCERATE was vanquished by ROBERT PAULSON 304 in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ITCHY MAMBA was overpowered by TARA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROBERT PAULSON 549 was overcome by WIND RAIN in a 1 minute expert's melee.
ROBERT PAULSON 367 defeated LOOKIE HERE in a popular 1 minute expert's duel.
PUMPKIN SPICE defeated PHAIDOR in a action packed 2 minute match.
SOLA overpowered BEDSIDE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ISSAC CALIGARI was demolished by ACTION JACKSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BO JACKSON bested THE SINGLETON in a 2 minute battle.
FRITZ was demolished by CHISHOLM TRAIL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WINDOW SHOPPER handily defeated XODAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
9TH RULE defeated CHOCOLATE LIQUER in a 2 minute beginner's struggle.
ENGLISH BREAKFAST was unbelievably bested by MUCH TROUBLE in a 7 minute bout.
SPICY QUESO narrowly defeated FRIED OKRA in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
VINYL ALBUM was overpowered by ARSENAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLASS ACT handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
MONSOON overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEEP SPACE demolished PAPAYA STEAMER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  24 -  3      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  40 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        23 -  32 -  0      42  |

Turn 269 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     UNCLE SCROOGE 29249         8   5  0  201 DUCKTALES (5375)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROBERT PAULSON 304 7806    12   1  0  104 PROJECT MAYHEM 118 (1414)
STRIKING ATTACK  TARA 7477                   7   2  0   84 OF WOLF AND MAN3 (1356)
PARRY-LUNGE      ROBERT PAULSON 411 20324   16  15  1   82 PROJECT MAYHEM 190 (3720)
AIMED BLOW       ACTION JACKSON 11539        3   0  0   36 ARCANE D&G (2116)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FAT WIZARD 15459.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FAT WIZARD 15459.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHAIDOR 7476, 
ENGLISH BREAKFAST -28635, PUMPKIN SPICE -28568, BO JACKSON 11537, DONE DIED 4942, 
UNCLE SCROOGE 29249, WIND RAIN 1832, ROBERT PAULSON 367 14402, CHISHOLM TRAIL 4338, 
and 9TH RULE -10234.

The least popular fighter this week was MUCH TROUBLE -10552.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PAPAYA STEAMER 11540, VINYL ALBUM -26024, XODAR 7475, FRITZ 
7514, ISSAC CALIGARI -13603, ROBERT PAULSON 549 25183, EVISCERATE -31605, GRAVEPRIEST 
-16192, THE SINGLETON -28572, and BEDSIDE 4939.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ROBERT PAULSON 734 (85--15878) PROJECT MAYHEM 346