DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/09/2025    Duedate: 11/05/2025

DUSKMOOR ARENA

DM 95    TURN 3

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      17   9  8 65.4   1/ 1*ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)     17  9 8
 2/ 2*MOTU (246)                16  12  8 57.1   2/ 2*MOTU (246)               16 12 8
 3/ 5*BLOOD GANG 825A (214)     14  11  8 56.0   3/ 5*BLOOD GANG 825A (214)    14 11 8
 4/ 3*NEON DREADWYRMS (253)     17   9  7 65.4   4/ 4*NEON DREADWYRMS (253)    17  9 7
 5/ 4*MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       17  11  7 60.7   5/ 3*MONSTERS 25M5 (252)      17 11 7
 6/ 7*BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      15   9  5 62.5   6/ 6*VALHALLA BOUND (240)     18 11 5
 7/ 6*VALHALLA BOUND (240)      18  11  5 62.1   7/14*NORSEMEN (228)           17 11 5
 8/14*NORSEMEN (228)            17  11  5 60.7   8/ 8*BIG LAKE FEELS (229)     15  9 5
 9/10*VULGAR UNICORN (220)      11  14  5 44.0   9/10*VULGAR UNICORN (220)     11 14 5
10/12*MAID NO MORE (237)        11  14  5 44.0  10/12*MAID NO MORE (237)       11 14 5
11/13*OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)    8  14  5 36.4  11/13*OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)   8 14 5
12/ 8*KILLING GROUND (219)      16  10  4 61.5  12/15*TASK FORCE GREEN (225)   17 11 4
13/15*TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    17  11  4 60.7  13/ 7*KILLING GROUND (219)     16 10 4
14/ 9*ONE HIT WONDERS (222)     15  10  4 60.0  14/20*HELL'S SENTINELS (234)   16 12 4
15/20*HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    16  12  4 57.1  15/ 9*ONE HIT WONDERS (222)    15 10 4
16/11*MOVIE PUNS (230)          11  13  4 45.8  16/11*MOVIE PUNS (230)         11 13 4
17/18*MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    16  13  3 55.2  17/16*MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)   16 13 3
18/16*THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    11  11  3 50.0  18/17*THE KOP REAPER'S (216)   11 11 3
19/22*DERANGED 5 (244)          11  14  3 44.0  19/22*DERANGED 5 (244)         11 14 3
20/17*GONE FISHING PA (247)     12  12  2 50.0  20/18*GONE FISHING PA (247)    12 12 2
21/21*PREDATORS (223)           11  13  2 45.8  21/21*PREDATORS (223)          11 13 2
22/23*BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227)  6  16  2 27.3  22/19*13 MONKEYS (238)          7 21 2
23/19*13 MONKEYS (238)           7  21  2 25.0  23/23*BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227) 6 16 2
24/24*EMU'S CHOICES (251)        4  17  1 19.0  24/24*EMU'S CHOICES (251)       4 17 1
25/25*WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)      5  18  0 21.7  25/25*WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)     5 18 0
26/ 0*SLOW DEATH 5 (21)          0   1  0  0.0  26/ 0*SLOW DEATH 5 (21)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DUSKMOOR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for KILLING GROUND, whose 4-3-0 this turn 
dropped them by 6 into 13th.  Ha!  NORSEMEN turned their 5-4-2 turn into a 7th place 
rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  
Gee, I'm impressed, a 5-1-2 is nice, but don't get cocky, DERANGED 5, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
JAKE ALLEX win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GEORGE WAHLEN beat 
SLOTH and SLOTH lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  The Warty Toad, humph!  
I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From DUSKMOOR's 
trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
DERANGED 5, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was ONE HIT WONDERS.  Ha ha ha ha!  
HEMOSTASIS was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was 
REDWING of NEON DREADWYRMS this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a 
belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (BRUNO 
FROG of OF WOLF & VENOM 2):  You had your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  
Nipped in the bud, you might say, was THE BORDER of KILLING GROUND this turn.  
Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a 
passing thought on a warrior dying young (MAC N VLAD of ARCAN BBQ 2025):  You had 
your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was 
RECOIL of TASK FORCE GREEN this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a 
belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (HAPPY of 
TASK FORCE GREEN):  You had your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Nipped in 
the bud, you might say, was HRUTHA of VALHALLA BOUND this turn.  Course, I wouldn't 
say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  And now a passing thought on a 
warrior dying young (WREGS of THE KOP REAPER'S):  You had your chance and now you're 
dead.  Oh well...  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was SPORT of BLOOD GANG 825A 
this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  
And now a passing thought on a warrior dying young (BALD UAKARI of 13 MONKEYS):  You 
had your chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Nipped in the bud, you might say, 
was GRINA MUDDERCROW of WYLDRAGE ATDOOM this turn.  Course, I wouldn't say that, so 
much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll 
be glad to see HEMOSTASIS and BLOOD GANG 825A at The Warty Toad tonight celebrating 
their bloodfeud victory over THE BORDER.  It's about time NASTY BREATH got beat for 
picking on warriors like CRIMSON KING.  Bravo, KILLING GROUND.  See you at The Warty 
Toad.  A big yahoo goes out to TEQUILA this turn, for revenging ONE HIT WONDERS' 
bloodfeud against 13 MONKEYS' warrior BLACK HOWLER.  Heh, heh, heh.  It's about time 
MATUKA got beat for picking on warriors like WILD THING.  Bravo, ONE HIT WONDERS.  
See you at The Warty Toad.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to 
see TEX and TASK FORCE GREEN at The Warty Toad tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over MAC N VLAD.  It's about time COLD got beat for picking on warriors like 
WARRIOR GAMES.  Bravo, MOVIE PUNS.  See you at The Warty Toad.  A big yahoo goes out 
to SWING FEVER this turn, for revenging MOVIE PUNS' bloodfeud against MEDAL OF HONOR 
6's warrior EVERETT POPE.  Heh, heh, heh.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but 
I'll be glad to see EARNHARDT SR and MAID NO MORE at The Warty Toad tonight 
celebrating their bloodfeud victory over THE CLUMSY ROGUE.  It's about time PSYCHO 
SQUIRREL got beat for picking on warriors like BRONZETAIL.  Bravo, NEON DREADWYRMS.  
See you at The Warty Toad.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to 
see GOLDFANG and NEON DREADWYRMS at The Warty Toad tonight celebrating their 
bloodfeud victory over RUFUS OF ROME.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in DUSKMOOR to get a drink than The Warty Toad! 
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURDUCKEN TALON 2378      LU  3   0  3  25         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 GODZILLA 2536             AB  3   0  3  20         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)       
 ARNIB 2181                AB  3   0  2  41         THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    
 WILLIAM L. WELLER 2221    PS  3   0  2  18         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 DRY RUB NOBLE 2383        WS  3   0  2  18         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)      
 HEMOSTASIS 2155               2   1  2  31         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-PS-WS]
 ORM 2301                  PR  2   1  2  28         NORSEMEN (228)            
 COBRA 2234                    2   1  2  23         OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)              [AB-PS-WS]
 RIFF RAFF RIBS 2381           2   1  2  13         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)                     [AB-PS-WS]
 TRI-KLOPS 2484            WS  2   1  2  12         MOTU (246)                
 JARL VARG 2299            SL  3   0  1  41         NORSEMEN (228)            
 TRACER 2271               PL  3   0  1  33         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 STRANGE TOUCH 2307        ST  3   0  1  31         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 SPATTER 2161                  3   0  1  30         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 VARDA 2421                LU  3   0  1  29         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 CYNDER 2269                   3   0  1  28         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)                   [LU-PS-SL-ST]
 MAMBA 2233                BA  3   0  1  28         OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)   

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEELA 2476                    3   0  1  26         MOTU (246)                               [AB-BA-LU-PS-SL-WS]
 GOLDFINGER 2240               3   0  1  25         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)                    [AB-BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 YAKETY SAX 2237               3   0  1  25         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)                    [AB-BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 STINGRAY 2249             ST  3   0  1  24         PREDATORS (223)           
 SWING FEVER 2320          AB  3   0  1  22         MOVIE PUNS (230)          
 MICHAEL MYERS 2463            3   0  1  22         DERANGED 5 (244)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 RAM MAN 2480              TP  3   0  1  20         MOTU (246)                
 OATH 2159                     3   0  1  20         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ARHYLR 2418               TP  3   0  1  20         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 THE THING 2540                3   0  1  13         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 THE BLOB 2541                 3   0  1  13         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PCOLA 2491                    2   1  1  26         GONE FISHING PA (247)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TEX 2265                  WS  2   1  1  26         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)    
 BRONZETAIL 2547               2   1  1  24         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 EARNHARDT SR 2392             2   1  1  24         MAID NO MORE (237)                       [BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 GATEKEEPER 2359               2   1  1  23         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SJAMANEN 2300             WS  2   1  1  22         NORSEMEN (228)            
 EVIL LYNN 2475                2   1  1  20         MOTU (246)                               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 WEST 2390                     2   1  1  20         MAID NO MORE (237)                       [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BEND PINKY 2309               2   1  1  20         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)                     [BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SYLVESTER ANTOLAK 2515    AB  2   1  1  20         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 BRASSEYE 2553                 2   1  1  17         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BUFFALO BILL 2460         LU  2   1  1  16         DERANGED 5 (244)          
 DEFENDER 2363                 2   1  1  14         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 NASTY BREATH 2305         BA  2   1  1  14         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 BLUESCALE 2549                2   1  1  14         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [BA-SL-ST]
 ALEX DELARGE 2457             2   1  1  14         DERANGED 5 (244)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 OVERSEER 2360                 2   1  1  12         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RYMADRA 2424              PL  2   1  1  11         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 EYRUNIA 2420              ST  2   1  1  11         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 EVERETT POPE 2522             2   1  1  10         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 KING KONG 2543                2   1  1   9         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 KELLY 2393                    2   1  1   9         MAID NO MORE (237)                       [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PSYCHO SQUIRREL 2251      PS  2   1  1   8         PREDATORS (223)           
 SENTINEL 2358                 2   1  1   8         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 DR. HICCUP 2308           PL  2   1  1   8         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 MATUKA 2490               BA  2   1  1   8         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 THOUGHT PREMISE 2311      SL  2   1  1   8         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)      
 THE CLUMSY ROGUE 2290         2   1  1   8         BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227)                [BA-LU-PS-SL-ST]
 LINE 2157                     2   1  1   8         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-BA-LU-PS-SL-ST-WS]
 RUFUS OF ROME 2303        TP  2   1  1   8         NORSEMEN (228)            
 JAKE ALLEX 2523               1   2  1  28         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GREENHORN 2552                1   2  1  15         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DUEL INTENTIONS 2316          1   2  1  14         MOVIE PUNS (230)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ELMER T. LEE 2216             1   2  1  12         VULGAR UNICORN (220)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PAPPY VAN WINKLE 2218         1   2  1   9         VULGAR UNICORN (220)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BEAST MAN 2525                1   2  1   9         MOTU (246)                               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TRANSFUSION 2164              1   2  1   8         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TWO FINGER TIA 2289           1   2  1   8         BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227)                [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DOCTOR STRIKE 2321            1   2  1   6         MOVIE PUNS (230)                         [BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PYONA 2532                    1   2  1   6         EMU'S CHOICES (251)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 COLD 2160                     1   2  1   6         BLOOD GANG 825A (214)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 FIGHT HARD 2319               1   2  1   6         MOVIE PUNS (230)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DURANT 2394               WS  1   2  1   6         MAID NO MORE (237)        
 GOLDEN LANGUR 2397        LU  1   2  1   6         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 THOMAS H. HANDY 2223          1   2  1   6         VULGAR UNICORN (220)                     [BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BLACK HOWLER 2403             1   2  1   6         13 MONKEYS (238)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BASHUR BRISKET 2376           3   0  0  31         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BASILISK 2246                 3   0  0  28         PREDATORS (223)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 WATCHER 2364                  3   0  0  27         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 THE WEREWOLF 2542             3   0  0  24         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BLACKEYE 2555                 3   0  0  24         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CRIMSON KING 2205         AB  3   0  0  23         KILLING GROUND (219)      

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARK 2298                     3   0  0  21         NORSEMEN (228)                           [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GOLDFANG 2546                 3   0  0  18         NEON DREADWYRMS (253)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 COMING HOME 2206              3   0  0  15         KILLING GROUND (219)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TRUMAN OLSON 2521             3   0  0  14         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 EYRIOR 2416               PR  3   0  0  10         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 GEORGE WAHLEN 2517            2   1  0  24         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PHANTOM LION 2250             2   1  0  22         PREDATORS (223)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GEORGE T. STAGG 2220      PR  2   1  0  21         VULGAR UNICORN (220)      
 EMPEROR TAMARIN 2404          2   1  0  21         13 MONKEYS (238)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 YSMAEL VILLEAS 2516       LU  2   1  0  21         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)    
 PROTECTOR 2357                2   1  0  19         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 MOTHRA 2545                   2   1  0  19         MONSTERS 25M5 (252)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 VECTOR 2274                   2   1  0  18         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ONE ARMED GOBBLER 2382        2   1  0  18         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 WILD THING 2244               2   1  0  17         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 THE CARVER 2455               2   1  0  16         DERANGED 5 (244)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TERRI CRAMPS 2312             2   1  0  16         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DRAGONS LAIR 2213         ST  2   1  0  15         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 DEEDS OF GLORY 2209           2   1  0  15         KILLING GROUND (219)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 A GORGON EGG 2292         AB  2   1  0  13         BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227) 
 WARRIOR GAMES 2318            2   1  0  12         MOVIE PUNS (230)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TOM BELLYACHES 2314           2   1  0  12         BIG LAKE FEELS (229)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BEADHEAD 2486                 2   1  0  11         GONE FISHING PA (247)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CALIDA 2529                   2   1  0   9         EMU'S CHOICES (251)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 BABASHOFF 2386                2   1  0   9         MAID NO MORE (237)                       [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ARVID 2296                BA  2   1  0   9         NORSEMEN (228)            
 JUMPING IRON 2317             2   1  0   9         MOVIE PUNS (230)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SCRUD 2485                    2   1  0   8         GONE FISHING PA (247)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 C.Y.P.B. 2224                 2   1  0   7         VULGAR UNICORN (220)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 HOWLIN' COLESLAW 2375         2   1  0   7         ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 CADDUS 2489               WS  2   1  0   7         GONE FISHING PA (247)     
 MIKE COLALILLO 2519           2   1  0   7         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 FALLIN' SNAKELEAF 2563        2   1  0   7         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TULYP 2180                TP  2   1  0   7         THE KOP REAPER'S (216)    
 HIGHWAY 2266                  2   1  0   7         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RAMSAY BOLTON 2458            1   2  0  22         DERANGED 5 (244)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 96 TEARS 2241                 1   2  0  17         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 JAY ZEAMER 2524               1   2  0  14         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ODDVAR THE OLD 2302       PS  1   2  0  13         NORSEMEN (228)            
 PIAHR 2176                    1   2  0  12         THE KOP REAPER'S (216)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 TEQUILA 2235                  1   2  0  12         ONE HIT WONDERS (222)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 VIPER 2228                    1   2  0   8         OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)              [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 KEEPER 2362               AB  1   2  0   6         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)    
 SLOTH 2248                    1   2  0   5         PREDATORS (223)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SKELETOR 2479                 1   2  0   5         MOTU (246)                               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 COPPER JOHN 2492              1   2  0   5         GONE FISHING PA (247)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SVENDAHL 2415             AB  1   2  0   5         VALHALLA BOUND (240)      
 STRATOS 2478                  1   2  0   5         MOTU (246)                               [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 THE SHADOW 2211               1   2  0   5         KILLING GROUND (219)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GELADA 2567                   1   2  0   5         13 MONKEYS (238)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 MYLDRAZA 2417                 1   2  0   5         VALHALLA BOUND (240)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 OBSERVER 2361                 1   2  0   5         HELL'S SENTINELS (234)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 INTROSPECTION 2207        TP  1   2  0   5         KILLING GROUND (219)      
 JAMES REECE 2518              0   3  0   5         MEDAL OF HONOR 6 (250)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SARGE 2267                    0   3  0   3         TASK FORCE GREEN (225)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 EAGLEPAW FALLS 2557           0   3  0   3         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 KALLINDRA 2535                0   3  0   3         EMU'S CHOICES (251)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 LUTRA 2247                    0   3  0   3         PREDATORS (223)                          [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 FENARA 2530                   0   3  0   3         EMU'S CHOICES (251)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SOARIN' ASHROOT 2562          0   3  0   3         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RUSHIN' THORNBOAR 2558    LU  0   3  0   3         WYLDRAGE ATDOOM (254)     
 TOAD LEATHER ARMOR 2291       0   3  0   3         BLOODY MISFITS 2505 (227)                [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 G-C MANGABEY 2399             0   3  0   3         13 MONKEYS (238)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

                               W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED-SHANKED DOUC 2395     AB  0   3  0   3         13 MONKEYS (238)          
 EMBERLYNN 2526                0   3  0   3         EMU'S CHOICES (251)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GRASS GROWING 228             0   1  0   1         SLOW DEATH 5 (21)                        [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      GREENHORN 2552           3 NONE
BALD UAKARI 2402        2  1 0 13 MONKEYS 238       GATEKEEPER 2359          3  
GOLD LION TAMARI 2401   0  1 0 13 MONKEYS 238       SWING FEVER 2320         1  
MANDRILL 2566           1  2 0 13 MONKEYS 238       TURDUCKEN TALON 2378     3  
PROBOSCIS 2396          1  2 0 13 MONKEYS 238       BUFFALO BILL 2460        3  
COLLARD CONSORTI 2384   0  2 0 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   RAM MAN 2480             2  
DESTITUTE PORK 2380     0  1 0 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   BRONZETAIL 2547          1  
GENTLEBEN GIVLET 2377   0  2 0 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   ALEX DELARGE 2457        2  
MAC N VLAD 2379         2  1 1 ARCAN BBQ 2025 236   TEX 2265                 3  
PAINFUL TICKLES 2306    0  1 0 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   BLUNT FORCE 2212         1 REVENGED
TAD HUMOR 2310          0  1 0 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   TRAP JAW 2483            1 JUST REVENGED
THE FARMER 2313         0  1 0 BIG LAKE FEELS 229   THOMAS H. HANDY 2223     1  
BOIL 2156               0  1 0 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  THE BLOB 2541            1  
PLASMA 2158             0  2 0 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  THE BORDER 2210          2 JUST REVENGED
SPORT 2162              2  1 1 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  JAKE ALLEX 2523          3  
TYPE 2163               0  1 0 BLOOD GANG 825A 214  INAGADDADAVIDA 2242      1 REVENGED
BOB IN THE WATER 2288   0  3 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 TRANSFUSION 2164         3  
DOORDASH TURTLE 2293    0  2 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 RECOIL 2268              2  
FLIP FLOP FLOW 2285     0  1 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 BILBA 2183               1 NONE
NINJA PENGUIN 2294      0  1 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 GODZILLA 2536            1  
OCTOGENARION 2287       0  1 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 WILLIAM L. WELLE 2221    1  
PANTHER KITTEN 2286     1  1 0 BLOODY MISFITS 2 227 GODZILLA 2536            2  
ALONZO HARRIS 2462      0  1 0 DERANGED 5 244       BRUNO FROG 2226          1  
CHRIS KELLER 2464       0  2 0 DERANGED 5 244       DRY RUB NOBLE 2383       2  
EARLY GRAYCE 2456       1  1 0 DERANGED 5 244       GOLDFINGER 2240          2  
FRANCIS DOLARHYD 2459   0  2 0 DERANGED 5 244       SENTINEL 2358            2  
LEATHERFACE 2461        0  3 0 DERANGED 5 244       WILLIAM L. WELLE 2221    3  
ASHARRA 2527            0  1 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    CYNDER 2269              1  
ELEKTRA 2528            0  1 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    THE THING 2540           1  
NYXARA 2534             1  1 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    REDWING 2554             2  
SOLARA 2531             0  1 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    REDWING 2554             1  
SOLIS 2533              0  1 0 EMU'S CHOICES 251    OATH 2159                1  
BROOKIE 2493            0  1 0 GONE FISHING PA 247  MAMBA 2233               1  
EMERGER 2488            1  2 0 GONE FISHING PA 247  COBRA 2234               3  
HUMPHREY 2494           0  1 0 GONE FISHING PA 247  TRI-KLOPS 2484           1  
TIEMCO 2487             0  1 0 GONE FISHING PA 247  WEST 2390                1  
GUARDIAN 2355           0  2 0 HELL'S SENTINELS 234 COBRA 2234               2  
WARDEN 2356             1  1 0 HELL'S SENTINELS 234 TEELA 2476               2  
BLUNT FORCE 2212        1  1 1 KILLING GROUND 219   NASTY BREATH 2305        2 JUST REVENGED
ROCK OF AGES 2214       1  1 1 KILLING GROUND 219   ELMER T. LEE 2216        2  
SACRIFICE 2208          0  1 0 KILLING GROUND 219   EARTH ANGEL 2238         1 NONE
THE BORDER 2210         2  1 2 KILLING GROUND 219   HEMOSTASIS 2155          3  
MALONE 2387             0  1 0 MAID NO MORE 237     THE CLUMSY ROGUE 2290    1 JUST REVENGED
MICKELSON 2389          0  2 0 MAID NO MORE 237     RIFF RAFF RIBS 2381      2  
NICKLAUS 2385           0  3 0 MAID NO MORE 237     RIFF RAFF RIBS 2381      3  
POULIDOR 2391           1  1 1 MAID NO MORE 237     PAPPY VAN WINKLE 2218    2  
STOCKTON 2388           1  1 0 MAID NO MORE 237     YAKETY SAX 2237          2  
FORREST VOSLER 2520     1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 6 250 LINE 2157                2  
C.H.U.D. 2539           0  3 0 MONSTERS 25M5 252    DEFENDER 2363            3  
IT 2538                 0  1 0 MONSTERS 25M5 252    DRY RUB NOBLE 2383       1  
THE FLY 2537            0  3 0 MONSTERS 25M5 252    OVERSEER 2360            3  
XENOMOPRH 2544          1  2 1 MONSTERS 25M5 252    BRASSEYE 2553            3  
HE-MAN 2477             1  1 0 MOTU 246             SPORT 2162               2  
TRAP JAW 2483           1  2 1 MOTU 246             STRANGE TOUCH 2307       3  
ZODAC 2481              1  1 1 MOTU 246             BRUNO FROG 2226          2  
PEARL WARRIOR 2315      0  2 0 MOVIE PUNS 230       COLD 2160                2 JUST REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SILENCE OF THE H 2323   0  1 0 MOVIE PUNS 230       DURANT 2394              1  
TANGO & SLASH 2324      0  1 0 MOVIE PUNS 230       EARNHARDT SR 2392        1  
THE LAST PORNO 2322     1  1 0 MOVIE PUNS 230       EVERETT POPE 2522        2 JUST REVENGED
COPPERSPINE 2551        1  1 0 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  RUFUS OF ROME 2303       2 JUST REVENGED
REDWING 2554            2  1 2 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  ARNIB 2181               3  
SILVERCLAW 2550         0  1 0 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  PSYCHO SQUIRREL 2251     1 JUST REVENGED
WHITEFLAME 2548         1  1 1 NEON DREADWYRMS 253  ARNIB 2181               2  
CHIEFTAN OLAV 2295      1  2 0 NORSEMEN 228         VARDA 2421               3  
FREYA 2304              1  2 0 NORSEMEN 228         GODZILLA 2536            3  
STURLA BONECRUSH 2297   0  1 0 NORSEMEN 228         FIGHT HARD 2319          1  
ADDER 2230              0  2 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 PYONA 2532               2  
BRUNO FROG 2226         2  1 2 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 ORM 2301                 3  
CONE SNAIL 2231         0  1 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 ZODAC 2481               1 REVENGED
GILA MONSTER 2225       0  3 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 KING KONG 2543           3  
KRAIT 2227              0  1 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 EYRUNIA 2420             1  
STARGAZER 2229          0  1 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 GOLDEN LANGUR 2397       1 JUST REVENGED
WASPFISH 2232           0  2 0 OF WOLF & VENOM  221 ORM 2301                 2  
EARTH ANGEL 2238        1  1 1 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  DUEL INTENTIONS 2316     2  
HOT ROD LINCOLN 2236    1  1 0 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  BLACK HOWLER 2403        2 JUST REVENGED
INAGADDADAVIDA 2242     1  1 1 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  HEMOSTASIS 2155          2  
LOUIE LOUIE 2243        1  1 0 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  MATUKA 2490              2 JUST REVENGED
MOCKINGBIRD 2239        1  1 0 ONE HIT WONDERS 222  TURDUCKEN TALON 2378     2  
ARCTIC BEAR 2245        0  1 0 PREDATORS 223        BLUESCALE 2549           1  
PECKISH RACOON 2253     0  1 0 PREDATORS 223        BEND PINKY 2309          1  
TERRIBLE PANDA 2254     0  1 0 PREDATORS 223        THE BORDER 2210          1  
WONDERING SABLE 2252    0  3 0 PREDATORS 223        TWO FINGER TIA 2289      3  
HAPPY 2270              2  1 0 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 SJAMANEN 2300            3  
MR TIDY NEIGHBOR 2272   1  1 0 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 TRI-KLOPS 2484           2  
RECOIL 2268             2  1 1 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 MICHAEL MYERS 2463       3  
WRAITH 2273             0  2 0 TASK FORCE GREEN 225 MAC N VLAD 2379          2 JUST REVENGED
BILBA 2183              1  1 1 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 JARL VARG 2299           2  
LYNGU 2184              1  2 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 BEAST MAN 2525           3  
PARNS 2177              1  1 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 ARHYLR 2418              2  
POEHL 2178              0  1 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 WHITEFLAME 2548          1 REVENGED
SKYLT 2182              0  1 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 THOUGHT PREMISE 2311     1  
STAYL 2175              0  1 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 RYMADRA 2424             1 REVENGED
WREGS 2179              2  1 0 THE KOP REAPER'S 216 EVIL LYNN 2475           3  
HRUTHA 2423             2  1 1 VALHALLA BOUND 240   TRACER 2271              3  
SVAJA 2422              0  3 0 VALHALLA BOUND 240   KELLY 2393               3  
SYFTA 2419              1  1 0 VALHALLA BOUND 240   XENOMOPRH 2544           2  
BIRTHDAY 2219           0  1 0 VULGAR UNICORN 220   ROCK OF AGES 2214        1 REVENGED
DOUBLE EAGLE 2215       1  1 0 VULGAR UNICORN 220   SYLVESTER ANTOLA 2515    2  
EHT TORNADO 2217        0  3 0 VULGAR UNICORN 220   STINGRAY 2249            3  
MILLENIUM 2222          0  1 0 VULGAR UNICORN 220   POULIDOR 2391            1 REVENGED
DIVIN' BOLTBRANC 2560   0  2 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  DR. HICCUP 2308          2  
GRINA MUDDERCROW 2556   2  1 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  SPATTER 2161             3  
PONDBEE ANEMONE 2564    0  1 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  DOCTOR STRIKE 2321       1  
RAVENHOOF RAIN 2561     0  1 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  TURDUCKEN TALON 2378     1  
REARIN' TALONTRE 2565   1  1 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  PCOLA 2491               2  
WINGVINE CHARGE 2559    0  2 0 WYLDRAGE ATDOOM 254  HRUTHA 2423              2  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- "EE-EE-EE! OOH-OOH-AH-AH! SKREE! WAA-WAA! GRR-AH! EEK-EEK-EEK! HOO-HOO! SKRAH! 
OOH-AH! GRRR! EE-EE! WAAH! SKREE-EEK! AH-AH! RRR-AH!" -- 13 Monkey's

HOT ROD LINCOLN -- "WOOO-OOOH! GRRR-OOOH! HAAA-OOH! RRRR-AH! WOOO-WOOO! GURR-AH! OOH-
OOH! HAAAH! RRR-OOOH! WOOO-AH! GRRR! HOOO-OOH! RRR-AH! WOOO!" -- BLACK HOWLER

STARGAZER -- "EEK-EEK-EEK! CHIR-CHIR! SKREE! YIP-YIP! KREE-AH! TIK-TIK-TIK! SHRAA! 
EEK-YIP! KYA-KYA! SKREE-EEK! CHIR-AH! YIP-EEK! KREE! TIK-AH! SHRAA!" -- GOLDEN LANGUR

Pyona & Pcola -- "Separated at birth?" -- Grina Muddercrow, Wyldrage Atdoom

Turducken Talon -- Run form getting killed by killing, but you can't hide.
-- Grina

Yakety Sax -- "Don't talk back!" -- Grina

Wyldrage Atdoom -- The only team with zero kills; how angry can they be? -- Grina

Neon Dreadwyrms' Necromancer -- Why Y? -- Wildrage Atdoom

     I think the obvious answer is, "Y not?"

Fallin' Snakeleaf -- Bloodfeud challenging a killer is a good way to get killed 
yourself. -- Grina Wisercrow

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOWLIN' COLESLAW was viciously subdued by RAM MAN in a 5 minute Bloodfeud fight.
REDWING was easily killed by ARNIB in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
FALLIN' SNAKELEAF was vanquished by PCOLA in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
BRONZETAIL overpowered PSYCHO SQUIRREL in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
GOLDFANG bested RUFUS OF ROME in a slow 3 minute beginner's Bloodfeud brawl.
BRUNO FROG was dealt death by ORM in a 2 minute amateur's Bloodfeud match.
ELMER T. LEE was overcome by SYLVESTER ANTOLAK in a 4 minute Bloodfeud fight.
CRIMSON KING unbelievably bested NASTY BREATH in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud duel.
WILD THING viciously subdued MATUKA in a 3 minute gory novice's Bloodfeud duel.
MAMBA overpowered GOLDEN LANGUR in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud melee.
STRANGE TOUCH assassinated TRAP JAW in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
NICKLAUS was viciously butchered by RIFF RAFF RIBS in a 3 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
KEEPER was savagely defeated by TEELA in a 4 minute novice's Bloodfeud brawl.
DURANT was savagely defeated by YAKETY SAX in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud duel.
HEMOSTASIS unbelievably slew THE BORDER in a 2 minute bloody amateur's Bloodfeud bout.
SWING FEVER viciously subdued EVERETT POPE in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
EARNHARDT SR overpowered THE CLUMSY ROGUE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud bout.
WARRIOR GAMES outlasted COLD in a 7 minute bloody amateur's Bloodfeud conflict.
TEQUILA narrowly defeated BLACK HOWLER in a 6 minute beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
JARL VARG beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
THE SHADOW was handily defeated by 96 TEARS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
DRAGONS LAIR overpowered DOCTOR STRIKE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
DEEDS OF GLORY luckily beat THOUGHT PREMISE in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
EHT TORNADO was assassinated by STINGRAY in a 1 minute uneven match.
PAPPY VAN WINKLE was overpowered by BASILISK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GEORGE T. STAGG beat JUMPING IRON in a 3 minute bloody novice's fray.
WILLIAM L. WELLER viciously butchered LEATHERFACE in a popular 6 minute novice's bout.
THOMAS H. HANDY was viciously subdued by THE BLOB in a 14 minute novice's fight.
C.Y.P.B. was savagely defeated by ODDVAR THE OLD in a 7 minute gory novice's bout.
GILA MONSTER was put to death by KING KONG in a 1 minute amateur's match.
INTROSPECTION was defeated by SCRUD in a tiresome 6 minute bloody novice's struggle.
VIPER beat RUSHIN' THORNBOAR in a 3 minute brutal novice's fray.
COMING HOME savagely defeated MYLDRAZA in a crowd boring 9 minute novice's conflict.
COBRA executed EMERGER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
LYNGU was unbelievably slain by BEAST MAN in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's match.
GOLDFINGER savagely defeated TRI-KLOPS in a action packed 3 minute novice's fight.
TULYP slimly lost to BEADHEAD in a crowd boring 15 minute amateur's match.
LUTRA was handily defeated by BLUESCALE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SLOTH was overpowered by GEORGE WAHLEN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
PHANTOM LION handily defeated COPPER JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WONDERING SABLE was slain by TWO FINGER TIA in a 1 minute novice's battle.
TEX viciously butchered MAC N VLAD in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
HIGHWAY was defeated by ALEX DELARGE in a 4 minute beginner's competition.
SARGE was outlasted by TRUMAN OLSON in a exciting 8 minute brutal amateur's match.
RECOIL was narrowly killed by MICHAEL MYERS in a 10 minute novice's fight.
CYNDER devastated SKELETOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
HAPPY was killed by SJAMANEN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's brawl.
TRACER murdered HRUTHA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
VECTOR viciously subdued MIKE COLALILLO in a 7 minute gruesome novice's bout.
BOB IN THE WATER was barely slain by TRANSFUSION in a 2 minute novice's fight.
TOAD LEATHER ARMOR was devastated by BLACKEYE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
A GORGON EGG was beaten by THE WEREWOLF in a 1 minute novice's match.
CHIEFTAN OLAV was slaughtered by VARDA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARVID was demolished by BASHUR BRISKET in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
KARK bested FENARA in a 1 minute bloody novice's fight.
WREGS was narrowly killed by EVIL LYNN in a 5 minute gory beginner's duel.
FREYA was savagely slain by GODZILLA in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
PIAHR won victory over PYONA in a exciting 3 minute novice's match.
DR. HICCUP was viciously subdued by YSMAEL VILLEAS in a 2 minute novice's fight.
BEND PINKY demolished SVENDAHL in a 2 minute brutal mismatched duel.
TERRI CRAMPS luckily beat SENTINEL in a 3 minute gory novice's match.
TOM BELLYACHES overpowered SOARIN' ASHROOT in a 6 minute mismatched fight.
DUEL INTENTIONS lost to ARHYLR in a crowd pleasing 5 minute novice's struggle.
FIGHT HARD was savagely defeated by THE THING in a 8 minute bloody beginner's match.
SPORT was murdered by JAKE ALLEX in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROTECTOR viciously subdued GRASS GROWING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's melee.
GATEKEEPER killed BALD UAKARI in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
OVERSEER unbelievably slew THE FLY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's match.
OBSERVER was savagely defeated by THE CARVER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's bout.
SPATTER butchered GRINA MUDDERCROW in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DEFENDER assassinated C.H.U.D. in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
WATCHER demolished STRATOS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TURDUCKEN TALON butchered MANDRILL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ONE ARMED GOBBLER luckily beat CALIDA in a exciting 4 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
DRY RUB NOBLE unbelievably bested JAMES REECE in a popular 3 minute beginner's match.
OATH handily defeated RED-SHANKED DOUC in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
BABASHOFF subdued G-C MANGABEY in a 2 minute novice's bout.
WEST overpowered CADDUS in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
LINE was overpowered by RAMSAY BOLTON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KELLY dispatched SVAJA in a exciting 4 minute amateur's fight.
PROBOSCIS was slaughtered by BUFFALO BILL in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
EMPEROR TAMARIN won victory over EYRUNIA in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
EYRIOR outlasted EMBERLYNN in a monotonous 7 minute amateur's competition.
RYMADRA won victory over EAGLEPAW FALLS in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
JAY ZEAMER vanquished GELADA in a 2 minute bloody uneven melee.
KALLINDRA was narrowly defeated by MOTHRA in a popular 3 minute beginner's match.
XENOMOPRH was viciously butchered by BRASSEYE in a 2 minute bloody novice's fray.
GREENHORN easily killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      21         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  26 -  8      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   20         AIMED BLOW        40 -  28 - 13      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    20         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  28 -  7      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   17         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  32 - 12      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     17         PARRY-RIPOSTE     31 -  32 - 11      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  32 - 10      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  29 -  8      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  35 - 14      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 16         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  39 - 13      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   26 -  42 - 10      38  |

Turn   3 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        14 -  7     WALL OF STEEL      9 - 11         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 10         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       8 - 12         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  8     SLASHING ATTACK    5 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  8                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  8                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TURDUCKEN TALON 2378        3   0  3   25 ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)
AIMED BLOW       GODZILLA 2536               3   0  3   20 MONSTERS 25M5 (252)
PARRY-STRIKE     WILLIAM L. WELLER 2221      3   0  2   18 VULGAR UNICORN (220)
WALL OF STEEL    DRY RUB NOBLE 2383          3   0  2   18 ARCAN BBQ 2025 (236)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ORM 2301                    2   1  2   28 NORSEMEN (228)
SLASHING ATTACK  JARL VARG 2299              3   0  1   41 NORSEMEN (228)
PARRY-LUNGE      TRACER 2271                 3   0  1   33 TASK FORCE GREEN (225)
STRIKING ATTACK  STRANGE TOUCH 2307          3   0  1   31 BIG LAKE FEELS (229)
BASHING ATTACK   MAMBA 2233                  3   0  1   28 OF WOLF & VENOM 2 (221)
TOTAL PARRY      RAM MAN 2480                3   0  1   20 MOTU (246)

The overall popularity leader is GOLDFINGER 2240.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SARGE 2267.  The ten other most popular fighters were RECOIL 2268, TEELA 2476, 
LEATHERFACE 2461, ELMER T. LEE 2216, GOLDFINGER 2240, SVAJA 2422, PYONA 2532, WILLIAM 
L. WELLER 2221, PROTECTOR 2357, and YAKETY SAX 2237.

The least popular fighter this week was MYLDRAZA 2417.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TULYP 2180, THE BLOB 2541, BEADHEAD 2486, COMING HOME 2206, 
INTROSPECTION 2207, THOMAS H. HANDY 2223, TOM BELLYACHES 2314, EYRIOR 2416, SCRUD 
2485, and BLACK HOWLER 2403.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                      YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS  (396) 
                       LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY  (716) 
                    MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE  (1415) 
                  SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03  (2926) 
                     DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS  (4686) 
                    EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE  (171) 
                   FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249  (3461) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes