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DM 104 Newsletter 
DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 04/07/2025    Duedate: 04/19/2025

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 917

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE JERKS 10/1451     78   49   1 61.4      BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
  2 FARSCAPE 10/1469      43   28   0 60.6      BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
  3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1304 1039  10 55.7      BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
    WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472                      BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
  4 MADNESS 21/1475      145  143   1 50.3      BASH BROS CHAIR 72/1519
    FEMMES FATAL 18/734                         BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
    CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464                       BASH BROS TEETH 72/1483
    CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468                       BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
  5 NINJAS 7/1107        113  129   1 46.7      BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
    FROM THE FACE 18/1213                       NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
  6 BUSH 7/1433          240  277   3 46.4      BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
    FROST FREE 36/1446                          BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
    PITCH PERFECT 1/1419                        BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
    YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428                        BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
  7 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348   53   65   2 44.9      BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
  8 CASTAWAYS 7/199      910 1167  10 43.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
    SKAITHVARN 51/235                           BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
    HIGHLANDERS 42/1341                         BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
  9 THE BAD SEED 6/1466   22   31   0 41.5      BASH BROS CRICKET 72/1492
 10 AUTHORS 21/749      1862 3144  29 37.2      BASH BROS NEW CAR 72/1517
    JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                        BASH BROS SWEATER 72/1528
    DISARM 72/1484                              BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
    SPORTS 21/1285                              BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
    VEGGIES 3/1227                              BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
    SHEPHERDS 18/432                            BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
    BASH BROS GAS 72/1515                       BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1523
    BASH BROS SEX 72/1531                       BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
    BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526                       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
    BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529                       BASH BROS QUARANTINE 72/1540
    MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                    12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439     66  131   0 33.5
    BASH BROS BEER 72/1511

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

TUM of From the Face

Style: Lunger (LU)  -- Current Arena: Darkholm (104)  -- future: Primus (102)

"The Edge of the Blade Is Only the Beginning."

For 43 fights and 23 brutal wins, TUM has carved his way through Darkholm--not with 
brute strength, but with precision, timing, and unrelenting aggression. As the top-
ranked Lunger in Arena 104, he's danced through champions, humiliated legends, and 
drawn blood faster than the eye can follow.

But now the clock is ticking.

With Primus on the horizon, TUM is making his final push--a run for the Runeblade, a 
bid to claim the throne in the only way he knows how: 10/10/7, blade-first, no 
regrets.

Opponents know what's coming. It doesn't help them.

They can arm up. Turtle. Hide behind Parry, behind armor, behind tactics.

But when TUM moves, it's already over. This is what a fully-trai ned, fully-armed 
Lunger looks like--and he's not staying i n Darkholm much longer.

"I'm not here to survive. I'm here to end it." -- TUM

See him now... or see his back as he leaves you behind. Primus awaits.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo hullo!

Darkholm Arena had 57 fights today, so it was a rather long day.  Luckily, no one was 
killed, which means everyone had a chance to learn.  There were just two challenges, 
and apparently no one avoided anyone.

And here are some noteworthy fights:

     CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (103-44-0,380) of THE JERKS fought SACRIFICE (51-4947) (23-
105-2,200) of MIGHTY MORALS.  CUP O'PIZZA was demolished by SACRIFICE in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.  For this, Sacrifice gained 41 points of 
recognition.  Is sacrifice really a mighty moral?  I once donated a pair of yellow and 
purple checkered trousers to my valet.  He didn't want them; he just didn't want to 
see me wear them.  Was that a good sacrifice?  In any case, Sacrifice is now our top 
Basher.
     Eww, Snoring lost to M. Chardinee, and lost 32 points.  That's got to hurt.
     Of course, Job is the overall popularity leader.  Has he got mighty morals?  He 
certainly loses a lot.  GAOL (5-5891) (58-69-2,232) of YOU DON'T SAY fought JOB (18-
6129) (159-287-0,196) of SHEPHERDS.  GAOL viciously subdued JOB in an action packed 3 
minute gruesome duel.
     KWAI CHANG (2-6528) (65-57-2,195) of AB-NORMALS fought CRAWL SPACE (72-6525) (57-
54-0,197) of BASH BROS CRICKET.  KWAI CHANG overpowered CRAWL SPACE in an exciting 3 
minute gruesome uneven match.
     And the least popular is Booby Trap.  BOOBY TRAP (72-7700) (25-10-1,33) of DISARM 
fought COCKY SPECTATOR (104-3) (0-0-0,0).  BOOBY TRAP was handily defeated by COCKY 
SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  You know, sometimes when those volunteers 
from the stands seem extremely confident, they have sound reasons.
     TUM (18-7380) (43-23-2,286) of FROM THE FACE challenged AERYN SUN (10-4268) (69-
31-0,254) of FARSCAPE.  TUM was devastated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge Title fight.  The attractive and formidable Officer Sun remains our Seeker 
of the Runeblade, and reigning Parry-Lunge.
     RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374) (61-31-6,329) of WIZARDS OF AHS fought RETCH (7-241) 
(58-64-1,193) of FLOWER CHILDREN.  RAISTLIN MAJERE overpowered RETCH in a 2 minute 
bloody mismatched match.  Majere is our most notable Aimed Blow practitioner.
     MELTING FLOOD (72-8016) (73-23-1,214) of BASH BROS SNOW fought PATRICIA CORNWELL 
(21-3909) (113-140-2,265) of AUTHORS.  MELTING FLOOD was overpowered by PATRICIA 
CORNWELL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Ms Cornwell remains Darkholm's leading 
Slasher.
     CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (73-91-2,293) of FEMMES FATAL fought SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539) 
(43-77-2,181) of AB-NORMALS.  CHANA-RAE overpowered SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Chana-Rae is our best Parry-Riposte.  I wonder how she would do against 
M. Chardinee?
     ISHMAIL (1-9650) (58-66-1,270) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought EVERYTHING ZEN (7-6959) 
(51-52-0,184) of BUSH.  ISHMAIL demolished EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
mismatched competition.  Ishmail remains our top Wall of Steel, and it is truly 
impressive to see and hear that elegant weapon whistling through the air.
     Priscilla is now the highest ranked Lunger.  PRISCILLA (18-10653) (42-11-1,216) 
of SHEPHERDS fought EXTRA BEST THERMOS (10-5444) (27-3-1,276) of THE JERKS.  PRISCILLA 
savagely defeated EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 2 minute brutal fight.  And Extra Best 
Thermos is our leading Parry-Strike.
     Scharv is still Darkholm's best Total Parry.  ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS (72-8154) (110-
85-2,214) of BASH BROS OLYMPICS fought SCHARV (51-1209) (120-131-0,203) of SKAITHVARN.  
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS overpowered SCHARV in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Oh dear, the stand-
ins have done pretty well this turn.
     Misti remains the top Striker.  RECOVERY SETBACK (59-3017) (73-127-1,180) of 
BASHAHOLICS ANON fought MISTI (21-9595) (31-14-0,170) of MADNESS.  RECOVERY SETBACK 
was overpowered by MISTI in a 3 minute one-sided competition.

That is all I can tell you about today's fights.  Now I'm off to The Broken Sword!  
See you there, I hope.

                                             -- Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AERYN SUN 10-4268        PL  70  31  0  275  FARSCAPE (1469)            KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAISTLIN MAJERE  97-8374 AB  62  31  6  338  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE
 PATRICIA CORNWEL 21-3909 SL 114 140  2  301  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
 CHANA-RAE 18-1988        PR  74  91  2  299  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA
 ISHMAIL 1-9650           WS  59  66  1  279  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)      MORDANT
 SACRIFICE 51-4947        BA  24 105  2  241  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119     WS  75  56  1  240  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 GAOL 5-5891              SL  59  69  2  239  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 PRISCILLA 18-10653       LU  43  11  1  234  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 ANNOYING ANNOUNC 72-8154 BA 111  85  2  224  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1523)  DRAGONHEAD
 BONE BENDER 2-6633       AB  40  41  0  219  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 ADABEMIS & B 42-1671 WS 671  66 144  0  217  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ARUGULA 3-7180           PL 154  88  3  216  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102       LU  49  19  1  216  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 BORROWS MONEY 72-8055    PL  54  31  1  215  BASH BROS BROTHER (1520)   DRAGONHEAD
 COUNSELOR OBVIOU 18-10133 LU  59  23  2  212  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 KWAI CHANG 2-6528        AB  66  57  2  211  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621       BA 116 107  0  210  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497)   DRAGONHEAD
 E COLI 72-10673          BA  49  50  1  210  BASH BROS MEAT (1535)      DRAGONHEAD
-EMPTY 72-7269            AB  29   8  1  210  BASH BROS WALLET (1504)    DRAGONHEAD
 BILLY BLANKS 1-9375      AB 100  76  0  208  PITCH PERFECT (1419)       MORDANT
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100   AB  63  50  1  208  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631        LU  43  37  0  208  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL
 HANNA 3-8094             AB  42  29  1  206  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468)      OSKSI
 MINSTREL 4-2505          LU  35  25  4  203  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 EXTRA BEST THERM 10-5444 PS  27   4  1  203  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 SHIFTED 72-7941          PL  91  42  0  202  BB SIDE MIRROR (1516)      DRAGONHEAD
 TUM 18-7380              LU  43  24  2  200  FROM THE FACE (1213)       TALCAMA
-SPECIES 3.141592 18-7512 WS  33  31  1  200  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 SCHARV 51-1209           TP 120 132  0  197  SKAITHVARN (235)           TRICORUS
-2 YEAR CONTRACT  72-6552 TP  43  17  2  197  BB SMART PHONE (1494)      DRAGONHEAD
 RIPPED 72-9875           SL  75  29  1  195  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262     LU 114 115  3  194  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
 DANTALLION 4-2028        PR  43  34  2  194  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 JOB 18-6129              AB 159 288  0  193  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 RETCH 7-241              PR  58  65  1  193  FLOWER CHILDREN (60)       BONSUR
 GUM GATHERER 36-8289     WS  40  38  0  193  FROST FREE (1446)          JHANS
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397      PS 103  45  0  190  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 MELTING FLOOD 72-8016    PL  73  24  1  190  BASH BROS SNOW (1518)      DRAGONHEAD
 GREEN BEAN 3-6419        BA  69  40  2  190  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 TURNED OFF 72-7887       PL  54  33  0  190  BASH BROS GAS (1515)       DRAGONHEAD
-CONSTRUCTION ZON 72-6867 BA  19   5  2  190  BASH BROS FREEWAY (1501)   DRAGONHEAD
 CRAWL SPACE 72-6525      TP  57  55  0  188  BASH BROS CRICKET (1492)   DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390        SL  41  19  1  188  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 MISTI 21-9595            ST  32  14  0  188  MADNESS (1475)             SUNSET
-SHOPPING CART 72-6836    WS  62  76  2  184  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD
 RACHAEL 18-11003         AB  37  72  1  182  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 SWIMMING 21-5693         BA  27  26  0  181  SPORTS (1285)              SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827    AB  76  27  1  180  BASH BROS CONDO (1513)     DRAGONHEAD
 BAD MEDIA 72-8127        WS  39  23  0  180  BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
 JOEY 18-10339            AB  89 113  1  178  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959    AB  51  53  0  178  BUSH (1433)                BONSUR
 SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539    AB  43  78  2  176  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 ROAD KILL 72-8272        SL  64  24  0  175  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD
 BREWTALITY 2-6610        AB  37  55  1  175  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 KHEFRAS 7-1930           TP  75 148  0  174  CASTAWAYS (199)            BONSUR
 SENSATIONALIZED  72-7683 PL  63  26  0  172  BASH BROS NEWS (1510)      DRAGONHEAD
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 BA  73 128  1  171  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS               *
 ALEMBIC 4-1925           PS  35  42  1  171  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
-IN THE WASHER 72-7833    AB  34   7  0  168  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
 WARNING BELLS 72-8011    WS  40  28  2  167  BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517)   DRAGONHEAD
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190        TP  82 289  2  165  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
-4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579     PS  96  38  0  163  BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496)  DRAGONHEAD
 DROOL BABY 39-4243       BA  37  72  0  162  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311      BA  66  72  2  154  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505)  DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CLICHE 72-7533           AB  34  14  0  148  BB CHICK FLICK (1506)      DRAGONHEAD
 NOT THE REAL THI 72-7762 WS  37  47  1  138  BASH BROS BEER (1511)      DRAGONHEAD
 EMPTY TANK 72-8997       BA  23  29  1  138  BB AUTOMOBILE (1526)       DRAGONHEAD
 TOILET SEAT 72-10126     BA  32  27  1  133  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861   BA  50  71  1  127  BASH BROS DIAPER (1500)    DRAGONHEAD
 SNORING 72-10127         BA  34  28  3  121  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 NEED A FIX 59-3141       WS  34  28  2  102  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-YAR!!! 18-10792          TP  45  22  0   90  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
-FORMS 72-7540            AB  26   4  0   78  BASH BROS DMV (1507)       DRAGONHEAD
-NAG 72-10128             TP  22  24  1   65  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD          *
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131    LU  18   5  0   60  BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527)  DRAGONHEAD
 UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046    LU  21   7  1   56  BASH BROS CHAIR (1519)     DRAGONHEAD
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 WS  27  16  0   55  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
-HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722   AB  19   4  0   49  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
 NO BATTERIES 72-10121    WS  34  65  0   48  BB FLASHLIGHT (1529)       DRAGONHEAD
 CRYING TIGER 2-6566      AB  32  72  0   48  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 BAD SERVICE 72-10967     WS  19  11  0   45  BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539)     DRAGONHEAD
-WHEATIES 72-5900         TP  17   7  0   45  CEREAL (1491)              DRAGONHEAD          *
 PETS 72-11376            AB  28   8  0   43  BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
 WITHDRAWAL 59-3142       WS  22   8  1   39  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
-CLEANING 72-7588         LU  17   7  1   37  BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
 CROOKED 72-8138          AB  23  11  0   30  BASH BROS TEETH (1483)     DRAGONHEAD
 BAD SHOES 72-10882       WS  19   9  0   29  BASH BROS WALKING (1538)   DRAGONHEAD
 BAD ADS 72-10723         SL  23  12  0   24  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
-NOT ASSUR 72-8574        AB  22   9  2   16  BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524)  DRAGONHEAD
 FORGOT IT 72-8910        BA  18  24  1   15  BASH BROS JACKET (1525)    DRAGONHEAD
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 AB  16   8  0   15  BB SCOTT BORAS (1509)      DRAGONHEAD
 OUT OF TP 54-3258        BA  19   9  2   14  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR              *
 UGLY 72-10118            PS  22  18  0    9  BASH BROS SWEATER (1528)   DRAGONHEAD
 SCARY DUDE 72-10528      WS  25  11  2    7  BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485)  DRAGONHEAD
 BOOBY TRAP 72-7700       AB  25  11  1    6  DISARM (1484)              DRAGONHEAD
 KNOCKED OVER 72-10147    WS  21  11  2    4  BASH BROS TRASH (1532)     DRAGONHEAD
 FALLEN TOWEL RAC 54-3319 BA  25  74  0    3  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR              *
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUT 72-7772 PL  19  14  0    3  BASH BROS GOLFER (1482)    DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY GROUT 54-3438      WS  16  16  1    3  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBLIGATORY 72-10137      BA  25  32  0    0  BASH BROS SEX (1531)       DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Sacrifice -- Have you been around since turn 326 or earlier? I think we fought way 
back then. -- Shocking Toad (Owner of Ninjas et. al.)

Higher Power -- My mother did not name me after any Basher.  She wanted me to be a 
lawyer. -- Scharv

Minstrel -- Darn.  According to gossip, your style  should lose to mine.  Oh well, 
gossip is usually wrong. --  Khefras

8 am Class -- Well, that concluded a 0-3 turn for our guild.  You should change your 
train. -- Adabemis Eldantabem

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TUM was devastated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
ISHINOMORI was demolished by BORROWS MONEY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GREEN BEAN lost to ADABEMIS & BALMADOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
RAISTLIN MAJERE overpowered RETCH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
E COLI was vanquished by FERD THE TOWER in a exciting 2 minute mismatched fight.
MINSTREL was overcome by HIGHER POWER in a action packed 3 minute fight.
GAOL viciously subdued JOB in a action packed 3 minute gruesome duel.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS overpowered SCHARV in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MELTING FLOOD was overpowered by PATRICIA CORNWELL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISCILLA savagely defeated EXTRA BEST THERMOS in a 2 minute brutal fight.
ISHMAIL demolished EVERYTHING ZEN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched competition.
CUP O'PIZZA was demolished by SACRIFICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHANA-RAE overpowered SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DANTALLION devastated DROOL BABY in a exciting 4 minute bloody uneven duel.
COUNSELOR OBVIOUS devastated 2 + 2 = 4 in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
JOEY was savagely defeated by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
RACHAEL was handily defeated by HANNA in a popular 2 minute mismatched competition.
JAKUCHU ITO vanquished WARNING BELLS in a action packed 2 minute one-sided match.
SWIMMING was handily defeated by BONE BENDER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BILLY BLANKS was savagely defeated by ARUGULA in a popular 3 minute gruesome fight.
NIGHT STALKER was overpowered by SHIFTED in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
KWAI CHANG overpowered CRAWL SPACE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome uneven match.
KHEFRAS was handily defeated by GUM GATHERER in a 2 minute uneven bout.
8 AM CLASS was overpowered by FERD THE TOWER in a 2 minute uneven competition.
RIPPED was defeated by SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
NEEDLE BOY defeated ROAD KILL in a 2 minute match.
TURNED OFF demolished ALEMBIC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BREWTALITY overpowered TAX PENALTY in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
BAD MEDIA bested ANGRY BOOKIE in a 2 minute duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR defeated ANGRY BOOKIE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
NOT THE REAL THING was demolished by CAPTURED CUTPURSE in a 2 minute struggle.
SENSATIONALIZED was demolished by SHADOWMANE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
FULL AND HEAVY was beaten by OLD SAILMAKER in a action packed 1 minute bout.
RECOVERY SETBACK was overpowered by MISTI in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
SNORING was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
EMPTY TANK was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 2 minute match.
TOILET SEAT was handily defeated by DESIREE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
NEED A FIX handily defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute brutal mismatched melee.
OBLIGATORY was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
KNOCKED OVER was vanquished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR defeated CRYING TIGER in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
PETS was demolished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
NO BATTERIES subdued INKEEPER'S SON in a popular 3 minute battle.
UGLY was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BAD SERVICE was devastated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BAD SHOES was viciously subdued by DEBBY TONTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
FORGOT IT was demolished by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute gory mismatched contest.
CROOKED was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
UNCOMFORTABLE defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was devastated by DEBBY TONTE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BAD ADS was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BOOBY TRAP was handily defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WITHDRAWAL defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 3 minute bout.
OUT OF TP was bested by DEBBY TONTE in a action packed 1 minute match.
DIRTY GROUT was vanquished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SCARY DUDE narrowly defeated COCKY SPECTATOR in a 2 minute gruesome battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  32 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         WALL OF STEEL     71 -  71 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       37 -  39 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  31 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        67 -  98 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  29 -  0      37  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    55 - 112 -  0      33  |

Turn 917 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 - 10         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 - 15         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          70  31  0  275 FARSCAPE (1469)
AIMED BLOW       RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374    62  31  6  338 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
SLASHING ATTACK  PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 114 140  2  301 AUTHORS (749)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHANA-RAE 18-1988          74  91  2  299 FEMMES FATAL (734)
WALL OF STEEL    ISHMAIL 1-9650             59  66  1  279 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)
BASHING ATTACK   SACRIFICE 51-4947          24 105  2  241 MIGHTY MORALS (1120)
LUNGING ATTACK   PRISCILLA 18-10653         43  11  1  234 SHEPHERDS (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     EXTRA BEST THERMO 10-5444  27   4  1  203 THE JERKS (1451)
TOTAL PARRY      SCHARV 51-1209            120 132  0  197 SKAITHVARN (235)
STRIKING ATTACK  MISTI 21-9595              32  14  0  188 MADNESS (1475)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
KWAI CHANG 2-6528.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANTALLION 4-2028, 
MINSTREL 4-2505, GAOL 5-5891, MISTI 21-9595, ISHMAIL 1-9650, ARUGULA 3-7180, HANNA 
3-8094, HIGHER POWER 59-3119, JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102, and RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374.

The least popular fighter this week was BOOBY TRAP 72-7700.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FORGOT IT 72-8910, BAD SERVICE 72-10967, SNORING 72-10127, 
SENSATIONALIZED 72-7683, SWIMMING 21-5693, 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190, SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539, 
MELTING FLOOD 72-8016, SCHARV 51-1209, and BAD ADS 72-10723.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  KOLACT(10)           1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          3  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             2  1 0  SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            3  1 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)      10 25 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  4 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ISHMAIL 1-9650              59  66  1  279  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)      MORDANT
 BONE BENDER 2-6633          40  41  0  219  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 ARUGULA 3-7180             154  88  3  216  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 MINSTREL 4-2505             35  25  4  203  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 GAOL 5-5891                 59  69  2  239  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631           43  37  0  208  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          49  19  1  216  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           70  31  0  275  FARSCAPE (1469)            KOLACT
 CHANA-RAE 18-1988           74  91  2  299  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA
 PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909  114 140  2  301  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262       114 115  3  194  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
 GUM GATHERER 36-8289        40  38  0  193  FROST FREE (1446)          JHANS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           82 289  2  165  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 DROOL BABY 39-4243          37  72  0  162  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671  66 144  0  217  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 SACRIFICE 51-4947           24 105  2  241  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
 OUT OF TP 54-3258           19   9  2   14  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119        75  56  1  240  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCER 72-8154 111  85  2  224  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1523)  DRAGONHEAD
 RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374     62  31  6  338  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE

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