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Date   : 04/15/2024    Duedate: 04/27/2024

ANDORAK ARENA

DM 105    TURN 891

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 WARCKERS 26/587     4021 2807  49 58.9      SUPERIOR FORCES NT 81/1112
    FOOD CHAIN 25/1189                          SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 71/1110
    INCARNATIONS 52/711                         SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 82/1139
    BOOK OF CHANGE 25/1231                    3 MADNESS 41/1229       16   25   0 39.0
    BOOK OF THOMAS 32/1196                      MADNESS 7 40/1237
    BOOK OF THOMAS 39/1195                      HERO'S INC 20/1228
    SECOND CHANCES 33/1018                      GREEN EGGS & HAM 41/1235
  2 DEAD WE SUC 32/1098 2321 2207  13 51.3      BAD ATTIFOOD 63/1205
    SUPE FORCES 2A02 84/1145                    DARQUE FARCES 60/1201
    SUPERIOR FORCES 6D 82/1119                  E IS FOR ELEPHANT 71/1197

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     So, who's been eating onions around here? The Unknown Spymaster says that will 
keep the total parries away, and none fought here today. Not that I mind, in and out 
fast is my favorite kind of job. Plus no heavy lifting.
     Thirteen fights! Where is everybody? No challenges, no avoids, no deaths, maybe 
one standby. Phooey. Aimed blows are the leading style here today: five of 'em, all 
winners. The other styles in smaller numbers.

For the title:
     HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) (75-114-0,262) of SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 fought HATHOR (52-
4437) (90-52-2,211) of INCARNATIONS. HUNGRY HIPPO was devastated by HATHOR in a 1 
minute mismatched Title fight. Not so much of a mismatch, and a battle of style 
masters here: the Hippo is our top plunger and Hathor leads the slashers. If you could 
watch fast enough, you will have seen some amazing moves.

Other fights:
     OXIDIZED ANGEL (25-6133) (97-51-2,443) of FOOD CHAIN fought JALAPENO BUSINESS 
(63-3473) (41-33-0,193) of BAD ATTIFOOD. OXIDIZED ANGEL handily defeated JALAPENO 
BUSINESS in a 1 minute one-sided match. Did I ever tell you that I saw an oxidized 
angel once? It was beside a road south of Deming and it held a mailbox. OUR Oxidized 
Angel is an aimed blow of impressive skill.
     SAVORY (32-4143) (182-207-1,246) of DEAD WE SUCK fought BEACHED WHALE (33-6405) 
(112-47-4,215) of SECOND CHANCES. SAVORY bested BEACHED WHALE in a popular 1 minute 
contest. If anyone wants to know, Beached Whale was NOT smashed like a melon, that 
would be such a mess, and hard to do anyway. Savor gained thirty-nine points for this 
win and was the overall popularity leader today.
     AJAX (20-933) (33-45-1,199) of HERO'S INC fought JULIANNE (84-19630) (105-166-
1,199) of SUPE FORCES 2A02. AJAX was defeated by JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
bloody match. I think it may have been a love match.
     BENDER (41-5267) (27-34-2,202) of MADNESS fought WAR EAGLE (32-4767) (42-74-
3,178) of DEAD WE SUCK. BENDER lost to WAR EAGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight. 
Bender dropped seventeen points (not so bad) in this battle of style masters: War 
Eagle was the leading lunger, and Bender was the steeliest wall.
     DIABLO BLANCO (32-6761) (73-51-2,202) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought DARK HELMET (60-
9328) (35-43-1,177) of DARQUE FARCES. DIABLO BLANCO overpowered DARK HELMET in a 
popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl. Is it true that Diablo Blanco is a glue-
eyed devil? Inquiring minds ask.

     JUSTICE (26-4709) (115-85-0,202) of WARCKERS fought HEADLESS CHICKEN (32-4204) 
(55-63-1,189) of DEAD WE SUCK. JUSTICE vanquished HEADLESS CHICKEN in a action packed 
2 minute gory uneven duel. Is there any justice in sending a headless chicken into the 
arena? I'm not sure. Justice is most popular today and our foremost ripper.
     RAVEN (71-3435) (86-136-2,210) of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 fought TUSK (71-7408) (35-
60-2,176) of E IS FOR ELEPHANT. RAVEN won victory over TUSK in a popular 2 minute 
duel. raven crowed over the elephant. It's what they do.
     NAKED HACKER (26-5455) (51-31-2,190) of WARCKERS fought MYSTIC MIRAGE (32-4635) 
(43-79-2,159) of DEAD WE SUCK. NAKED HACKER overpowered MYSTIC MIRAGE in a popular 1 
minute uneven match. Really too cool for naked anything, except sleeping under a lot 
of covers.
     SSSS (82-14051) (79-133-0,191) of SUPERIOR FORCES 6D fought ZENAKU (39-4280) (27-
22-0,165) of BOOK OF THOMAS. SSSS defeated ZENAKU in a 2 minute match. SSSS is most 
striking here today.
     LONGBOW (41-5399) (20-7-2,169) of GREEN EGGS & HAM fought BANTAM (25-6449) (24-
15-1,142) of BOOK OF CHANGE. LONGBOW savagely defeated BANTAM in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute bloody competition. Bantam may be--IS--the top piker but a longbow is overkill.
     CHUPUCASUPERIOR (81-1229) (48-74-0,150) of SUPERIOR FORCES NT fought AYLIA (105-
4) (0-0-0,130) of the standbys. CHUPUCASUPERIOR demolished AYLIA in a 1 minute 
mismatched match. Naturally Chupuca won. The standbys are here to lose.
     BASNIVAN (39-4344) (24-14-1,98) of BOOK OF THOMAS fought UNO (40-5094) (17-5-
3,89) of MADNESS 7. BASNIVAN overpowered UNO in a popular 1 minute mismatched 
conflict. Uno is unlucky today: the loss, top basher, and least popular.

Try to get some more people in here to fight, you guys. It hardly seems worth opening 
the office to write this.

      						-- Fred

THE KING'S SENTINEL            W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HATHOR 52-4437           SL  91  52  2  222  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133   AB  98  51  2  456  FOOD CHAIN (1189)          LYRATILAN
 SAVORY 32-4143           AB 183 207  1  285  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
-BOOMER 20-357            LU  39  41  0  213  THE BLUES (5)              SEAM
 JUSTICE 26-4709          PR 116  85  0  212  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 RAVEN 71-3435            PR  87 136  2  212  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JULIANNE 84-19630        AB 106 166  1  207  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE
 DIABLO BLANCO 32-6761    AB  74  51  2  207  BOOK OF THOMAS (1196)      ARVAT
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82-49609    PL  75 115  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)DWES EG
 WAR EAGLE 32-4767        LU  43  74  3  197  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 JALAPENO BUSINES 63-3473 LU  41  34  0  197  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 AJAX 20-933              LU  33  46  1  197  HERO'S INC (1228)          SEAM
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405    SL 112  48  4  196  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-SCOOTER 54-118           AB  36  32  1  196  THE MUPPETS (1234)         TROCAR
 SSSS 82-14051            ST  80 133  0  193  SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119)  DWES EG
 NAKED HACKER 26-5455     AB  52  31  2  193  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204 PL  55  64  1  190  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 BENDER 41-5267           WS  27  35  2  185  MADNESS (1229)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TUSK 71-7408             SL  35  61  2  180  E IS FOR ELEPHANT (1197)   KYR'TERR
 DARK HELMET 60-9328      WS  35  44  1  179  DARQUE FARCES (1201)       ARADI
 LONGBOW 41-5399          LU  21   7  2  175  GREEN EGGS & HAM (1235)    KATI-TEI
 ZENAKU 39-4280           PR  27  23  0  167  BOOK OF THOMAS (1195)      XOCHITHLAN
 MYSTIC MIRAGE 32-4635    LU  43  80  2  162  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
-PRINTING 11-8433         AB  26  26  0  161  ORACLE (1214)              ARUAK CITY
 CHUPUCASUPERIOR  81-1229 ST  49  74  0  156  SUPERIOR FORCES NT (1112)  SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BANTAM 25-6449           PS  24  16  1  148  BOOK OF CHANGE (1231)      LYRATILAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BASNIVAN 39-4344         PS  25  14  1  113  BOOK OF THOMAS (1195)      XOCHITHLAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 UNO 40-5094              BA  17   6  3   84  MADNESS 7 (1237)           ZENSU

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HUNGRY HIPPO was devastated by HATHOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
OXIDIZED ANGEL handily defeated JALAPENO BUSINESS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAVORY bested BEACHED WHALE in a popular 1 minute contest.
AJAX was defeated by JULIANNE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
BENDER lost to WAR EAGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
DIABLO BLANCO overpowered DARK HELMET in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
JUSTICE vanquished HEADLESS CHICKEN in a action packed 2 minute gory uneven duel.
RAVEN won victory over TUSK in a popular 2 minute duel.
NAKED HACKER overpowered MYSTIC MIRAGE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
SSSS defeated ZENAKU in a 2 minute match.
LONGBOW savagely defeated BANTAM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody competition.
CHUPUCASUPERIOR demolished AYLIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BASNIVAN overpowered UNO in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    97 -  52 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        54 -  41 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  19 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 891 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HATHOR 52-4437             91  52  2  222 INCARNATIONS (711)
AIMED BLOW       OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133     98  51  2  456 FOOD CHAIN (1189)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUSTICE 26-4709           116  85  0  212 WARCKERS (587)
PARRY-LUNGE      HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927     75 115  0  200 SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139)
LUNGING ATTACK   WAR EAGLE 32-4767          43  74  3  197 DEAD WE SUCK (1098)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SSSS 82-14051              80 133  0  193 SUPERIOR FORCES 6D (1119)
WALL OF STEEL    BENDER 41-5267             27  35  2  185 MADNESS (1229)
PARRY-STRIKE     BANTAM 25-6449             24  16  1  148 BOOK OF CHANGE (1231)
BASHING ATTACK   UNO 40-5094                17   6  3   84 MADNESS 7 (1237)

The overall popularity leader is SAVORY 32-4143.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JUSTICE 26-4709.  The ten other most popular fighters were LONGBOW 41-5399, AJAX 
20-933, JULIANNE 84-19630, WAR EAGLE 32-4767, TUSK 71-7408, HATHOR 52-4437, SAVORY 
32-4143, DIABLO BLANCO 32-6761, RAVEN 71-3435, and SSSS 82-14051.

The least popular fighter this week was UNO 40-5094.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MYSTIC MIRAGE 32-4635, DARK HELMET 60-9328, JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473, 
BANTAM 25-6449, ZENAKU 39-4280, HEADLESS CHICKEN 32-4204, HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927, 
BASNIVAN 39-4344, CHUPUCASUPERIOR 81-1229, and NAKED HACKER 26-5455.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ZENSU(40)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            3  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AJAX 20-933                 33  46  1  197  HERO'S INC (1228)          SEAM
 OXIDIZED ANGEL 25-6133      98  51  2  456  FOOD CHAIN (1189)          LYRATILAN
 JUSTICE 26-4709            116  85  0  212  WARCKERS (587)             CALEAM
 SAVORY 32-4143             183 207  1  285  DEAD WE SUCK (1098)        ARVAT
 BEACHED WHALE 33-6405      112  48  4  196  SECOND CHANCES (1018)      NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 ZENAKU 39-4280              27  23  0  167  BOOK OF THOMAS (1195)      XOCHITHLAN
 UNO 40-5094                 17   6  3   84  MADNESS 7 (1237)           ZENSU
 BENDER 41-5267              27  35  2  185  MADNESS (1229)             KATI-TEI
 HATHOR 52-4437              91  52  2  222  INCARNATIONS (711)         FRATSFA
 DARK HELMET 60-9328         35  44  1  179  DARQUE FARCES (1201)       ARADI
 JALAPENO BUSINESS 63-3473   41  34  0  197  BAD ATTIFOOD (1205)        AMEN-TEI
 RAVEN 71-3435               87 136  2  212  SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (1110)  KYR'TERR
 CHUPUCASUPERIOR 81-1229     49  74  0  156  SUPERIOR FORCES NT (1112)  SHADOWSPIRE
 HUNGRY HIPPO 82--15927      75 115  0  200  SUPERIOR FORCES 5411 (1139 DWES EG
 JULIANNE 84-19630          106 166  1  207  SUPE FORCES 2A02 (1145)    BLACKSTONE